Speed ​​Dating w Kansas City

Unusably slow 5g data on iPhone 12

2020.11.09 20:29 jayhawk2112 Unusably slow 5g data on iPhone 12

I have an iPhone 12 - bought the SIM-free versions, but got a new SIM from T-Mobile so things would be up to date.
When I am on LTE, things are zippy and fine. However, when on 5g, even with full bars, mobile data is so slow as to be unusable - web pages never load, can't even get a speed test to complete. Voice seems to work fine (I can make and receive calls). If I switch back to LTE, things are plenty fast.
Things I have tried: reboot phone (obvious but hey), manually set cellular data to 5g On and 5g Auto
Anyone else experiencing this, anywhere (I am in Kansas City), and if so, any ideas how to fix it. Thanks!
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2020.11.08 20:30 NR2003_Mock_Season 2008 in Review

Craftsman Truck Series
Season Recap
First up, New Hampshire. Scott Speed would take his 1st career win after passing a dominant Ron Hornaday late in the race. At Dover, Dale Earnhardt took the win and propelled himself to a 32 point lead over Johnny Benson.
At Kansas, Todd Bodine finally took his 1st win of 2008 after having an overall tough season. However the big story was a mediocre finish for Dale Earnhardt, which allowed Johnny Benson to close the points lead back to 13 points.
At North Wilkesboro, David Starr took his 3rd win of the season. As for the points battle, Benson and Earnhardt would leave the race tied for the Championship with just 4 races to go... and the next race was Talladega.
Talladega was quite a chaotic race, a big wreck early took out a lot of trucks. Then, Dale Earnhardt was running 6th and turned Ron Hornaday into the wall, but got damage in the following wreck. Earnhardt would continue but not in the lead pack. Johnny Benson ran near the front, but late, he was pushing Todd Bodine to the lead and contact was made with race leader Bobby Gerhart, and Johnny Benson crashed out of the race.
On the final restart, it was Brendan Gaughan who would hold on to take the win. Aaron Fike would finish 2nd for the 3rd time in the last 4 plate races.
With only 12 trucks finishing the race, Dale Earnhardt was able to limp to a 7th place finish while Benson failed to finish and was credited with 14th, giving Earnhardt a 6 point lead with 3 races to go.
Next race would be Rockingham, the first time the Truck Series raced there. Ron Hornaday took his 4th win of the season, solidifying his 3rd place position in points. 2008 is a season of what could've been for Ron Hornaday, as he had 4 wins but wasn't consistent enough to truly contend for the Championship. Dale Earnhardt, in his final full-time season, extended his points lead to 8 points.
At Phoenix, Dale Earnhardt made a statement. Johnny Benson led the race early, but Dale Earnhardt would pass him (before halfway, thus solidifying the bonus point for most laps led) to take the win, giving him a 13 point lead going into the season finale at Homestead.
At Homestead, Dale Earnhardt was sitting mid-pack, but still in position to win the title. And then, everything changed. Dario Franchitti got into Donny Lia, and then they spun into the path of Dale Earnhardt. Then, Scott Speed slammed into the stopped 3, knocking him out of the race.
Johnny Benson essentially just needed to not finish very poorly to clinch the title.
On the last lap, it was Willie Allen who would take the win in a huge upset. Johnny Benson finished 9th to clinch the title by 19 points. It was the first title for Johnny Benson.
Benson's team, Bill Davis Racing announced that they "plan" to run the full schedule in 2009, although they are shutting down one of their truck series teams. BDR is suffering from the loss of sponsorship with both Caterpillar and Menard's leaving.
Mike Skinner and Johnny Benson will return to the Truck Series team, while Johnny Benson will drive the first 5 Cup Series races in the #22 while the team tries to secure a driver with funding.
Race Winners
Daytona: #46- Erin Crocker California: #51- Kyle Busch Atlanta: #5- Mike Skinner Texas: #51- Kyle Busch Martinsville: #51- Kyle Busch Mansfield: #23- Johnny Benson Charlotte: #51- Kyle Busch Michigan: #11- David Starr Kentucky: #33- Ron Hornaday, Jr. Milwaukee: #33- Ron Hornaday, Jr. Texas: #3- Dale Earnhardt Indianapolis Raceway Park: #11- David Starr Memphis: #99- Erik Darnell Bristol: #51- Kyle Busch Darlington: #51- Kyle Busch Gateway: #33- Ron Hornaday, Jr. Richmond: #17- Timothy Peters New Hampshire: #22- Scott Speed Dover: #3- Dale Earnhardt Kansas: #30- Todd Bodine North Wilkesboro: #11- David Starr Talladega: #10- Brendan Gaughan Rockingham: #33- Ron Hornaday, Jr. Phoenix: #3- Dale Earnhardt Homestead: #81- Willie Allen
Top 20 in Points
  1. #23- Benson
  2. #3- Earnhardt (-19)
  3. #33- Hornaday, Jr. (-27)
  4. #17- Peters (-45)
  5. #5- Skinner (-61)
  6. #30- T. Bodine (-77)
  7. #11- Starr (-81)
  8. #9- Musgrave (-84)
  9. #2- Sprague (-127)
  10. #88- Crafton (-140)
  11. #1- Fike (-157)
  12. #04- Setzer (-180)
  13. #14- Mayfield (-187)
  14. #99- Darnell (-197)
  15. #60- Cook (-216)
  16. #52- Schrader (-221)
  17. #4- Compton (-234)
  18. #18- Hamilton (-238)
  19. #59- Whitt (-276)
  20. #10- Gaughan (-344)
Awards/Other Stats
Champion: Johnny Benson Champion Owner: Bill Davis Owners Champion: Bill Davis Racing #23 team Rookie of the Year: Colin Braun Most Wins: Kyle Busch (6) Most Top 5's: Todd Bodine (11) Most Top 10's: Dale Earnhardt (18) Most Poles: Kyle Busch (5) Most laps led: Kyle Busch (198) Highest Driver in Points without a Win: Ted Musgrave (8th) Highest Driver in Points without a Top 5: Brandon Whitt (19th) Highest Driver in Points without a Top 10: Shelby Howard (29th) Highest Driver in Points without a lap led: Colin Braun (22nd) Lowest Driver who Started all 25 Races: Brian Scott (26th) Biggest Upset Win: Willie Allen at Homestead (only top 10, 27th in points) Best Battle for Win: Kyle Busch vs. Jack Sprague vs. Basically everyone at Charlotte Happiest Moment: Mike Skinner stopping Kyle Busch from winning 4 in a row... yes it was amazing Saddest Moment: Erik Darnell denying Ted Musgrave of a final career win at Memphis Best Race: Talladega, upset winner, a lot of contenders, Championship drama Worst Race: IRP... Biggest Disappointment: Bobby Hamilton, a winless final year and a career low 18th in points Breakout Star: Timothy Peters, career highs in every stat category and a best career points finish of 4th
Nationwide Grand National Series
Season Recap
New Hampshire is the first race where we left off, and it was Kyle Busch who took a dominating win. For a moment, James Buescher looked like he might steal a win on fuel mileage, but ran out of fuel with 3 to go, allowing Kyle Busch to take the win.
At Dover, Kyle Busch looked poised to win his 2nd straight win, but under the first caution he had to make 2 pit stops and dropped back. This gave Brad Keselowski the lead, but on the first lap after the restart, Keselowski had an issue and hit pit road. This gave the lead to Kenny Irwin Jr. who would lead for most of the remaining race, but with just 7 to go it was Aric Almirola who made the pass to take his 2nd career win. Both of Almirola's win have came in the Fall Dover race.
North Wilkesboro would be Mark Martin taking a dominating win, followed by Joey Logano taking the win at Charlotte. More importantly from Charlotte, Brad Keselowski left the race with a points lead of 175, meaning it was mathematically impossible for 2nd place in points Steve Park to win the title. Keselowski won his 1st title with 3 races to go in the season.
At Rockingham, Clint Bowyer dominated early, but Jason Keller made his pit stop about 2 laps earlier and jumped to the lead. Keller came out with a 4 second lead, but Bowyer was flying near the end, but as the checkered flag flew, Jason Keller would break a 141 race winless streak dating back to 2004.
At Phoenix, Carl Edwards to the win in a race dominated by Cup Series drivers, holding the top 9 positions at one point, and ending up with the entire top 7 by the end of the race. At Homestead, a caution in the middle of pit stops shook up the running order, and in the only appropriate way to end the season, it was Brad Keselowski taking his 5th win of the season.
Race Winners
Daytona: #20- Denny Hamlin California: #18- Kyle Busch Rockingham: #60- Carl Edwards Las Vegas: #5- Mark Martin Atlanta: #20- Denny Hamlin Bristol: #12- Ryan Newman Texas: #88- Brad Keselowski Mexico City: #18- Denny Hamlin Talladega: #31- Clint Bowyer Richmond: #20- Denny Hamlin Charlotte: #60- Carl Edwards Dover: #18- Denny Hamlin Nashville: #88- Brad Keselowski Kentucky: #20- Joey Logano Milwaukee: #88- Brad Keselowski Daytona: #20- Tony Stewart Chicagoland: #31- Clint Bowyer Pocono: #33- Kevin Harvick South Boston: #83- Martin Truex, Jr. Pikes Peak: #31- Clint Bowyer Indianapolis Raceway Park: #16- Greg Biffle Montreal: #55- Robby Gordon Watkins Glen: #55- Robby Gordon Memphis: #20- Joey Logano Bristol: #31- Clint Bowyer Darlington: #33- Kevin Harvick Gateway: #9- Kasey Kahne Richmond: #88- Brad Keselowski New Hampshire: #18- Kyle Busch Dover: #8- Aric Almirola North Wilkesboro: #5- Mark Martin Charlotte: #20- Joey Logano Rockingham: #1- Jason Keller Phoenix: #60- Carl Edwards Homestead: #88- Brad Keselowski
Top 20 in Points
  1. #88- Keselowski
  2. #3- Park (-194)
  3. #8- Almirola (-251)
  4. #21- Irwin, Jr. (-255)
  5. #1- Keller (-264)
  6. #2- S. Wimmer (-334)
  7. #64- Stremme (-347)
  8. #60- Edwards (-364)
  9. #38- Leffler (-445)
  10. #59- Ambrose (-452)
  11. #7- M. Wallace (-459)
  12. #18/20- Logano (-464)
  13. #10- Blaney (-539)
  14. #6- Ragan (-552)
  15. #33- Harvick (-563)
  16. #16- Biffle (-569)
  17. #22- Bliss (-579)
  18. #41- Clauson (-584)
  19. #66- S. Wallace (-585)
  20. #00/99- Wise (-591)
Awards/Other Stats
Champion: Brad Keselowski Champion Owner: Dale Earnhardt, Jr. Owners Champion: JR Motorsports #88 team Rookie of the Year: Brad Keselowski Most Wins: Brad Keselowski and Denny Hamlin (5) Most Top 5's: Carl Edwards (17) Most Top 10's: Brad Keselowski (27) Most Poles: Kasey Kahne (6) Most laps led: Clint Bowyer (253) Highest Driver in Points without a Win: Steve Park (2nd) Highest Driver in Points without a Top 5: Jason Leffler (9th) Highest Driver in Points without a Top 10: Kelly Bires (24th) Highest Driver in Points without a lap led: Steve Wallace (19th) Lowest Driver who Started all 35 Races: Cale Gale (22nd) Biggest Upset Win: Jason Keller, Rockingham Best Battle for Win: Martin Truex Jr. vs. Jason Keller, South Boston Happiest Moment: Jason Keller breaking a 141 race winless streak Saddest Moment: Marcos Ambrose denied of first oval win at IRP Worst Race: IRP Biggest Disappointment: All 3 full-time RCR drivers (all of them went winless, Park doing so as the defending Champion) Breakout Star: Brad Keselowski
Cup Series
With 26 races down, it was time to start the Chase. 12 drivers. 10 races. 1 Champion.
The Chase started at New Hampshire. Dale Earnhardt Jr. would lead early, until he dropped back after losing the lead to Kyle Busch. A huge moment in the Championship happened as Carl Edwards blew an engine and would be credited with a 41st place. Later on, Casey Elliott had an issue and fell a lap down. At the end, Adam Petty was running 2nd but couldn't pass Kyle Busch, who would win the Chase opener. Busch left New Hampshire with a 6 point lead over Adam Petty.
At Dover, Jimmie Johnson looked to be the fastest car, but in the end it was Jeff Gordon who would finally take his 1st win of the 2008 season, his first win in exactly 1 year. Jimmie Johnson would move to 2nd in points with a 3rd place finish, as Kyle Busch finished 4th to keep his points lead at 5.
Jeff Gordon looked to win yet again at Kasnas, leading after passing pole-sitter Casey Elliott, but eventually making a pit stop gave the lead to Jimmie Johnson. Unfortunately for Jeff Gordon and the other drivers who pitted, the rest of the field was able to run long enough to not make a pit stop. Jimmie Johnson would dominate the 2nd half of the race, but with just 4 laps to go Jeff Burton would steal the lead away and take his 2nd win of the season. Jimmie Johnson would finish 2nd but only close Kyle Busch's points lead down to 3 points as Kyle Busch finished 3rd.
Race 4 of the Chase was at Martinsville. Carl Edwards led early but Greg Biffle would take the lead and lead the rest of the race. Jimmie Johnson finished 5th in the race, his worst result in the Chase to that point. Despite that, he would take the points lead from Kyle Busch (who finished 9th) by 1 point.
Race 5 was at North Wilkesboro, where the fastest cars were clearly Kyle Buch, Dale Earnhardt Jr., and Carl Edwards. Kyle Busch would lead the most laps but it would be Carl Edwards taking the win on a late race pass. Kyle Busch would leave the race with a 7 point lead over Jimmie Johnson.
Race 6 was at Charlotte. Carl Edwards took the lead early and drove away for most of the race as a lot happened. Both Jimmie Johnson and Kyle Busch had a tough race, following outside the top 20 at points. In the end, Carl Edwards would lead all but 1 lap (the first lap) to take his 2nd straight win. Jimmie Johnson would recover to 7th while Kyle Busch finished 14th. Kyle Busch would leave with a 1 point lead over Jimmie Johnson, after 2 straight wins Carl Edwards would be 3rd in points 19 back.
Race 7 was at Talladega, and the first big one in the race would be a big moment as Jimmie Johnson (29th), Carl Edwards (31st), and Kyle Busch (33rd) would all be involved in the crash and be knocked out of the race. Clint Bowyer and Jamie McMurray would have the fastest cars for the rest of the race, and in the end it would be Clint Bowyer prevailing. Jimmie Johnson would leave Talladega as the points leader with Kyle Busch 3 points behind and Carl Edwards 20 points behind.
Race 8 of the Chase was at Rockingham and it would be Kyle Busch leading early, but then Jimmie Johnson would take the lead. As the race was winding down, there would be a late caution. Kyle Busch and Jimmie Johnson would fight for the win but in the end it would be Kyle Busch coming out on top to take the victory from Jimmie Johnson. Carl Edwards had a tough race finishing 28th, essentially ending his title hopes. Jimmie Johnson and Kyle Busch left Rockingham tied in points.
Race 9 was at Phoenix. Jeff Burton would hold off a hard charging Kevin Harvick to take his 3rd win of the season. Meanwhile, Kyle Busch spent most of the race outside of the top 10 while Jimmie Johnson hovered around 3rd. But as the laps were winding down, Kyle Busch started making moves, including some 3 wide moves, to move all the way up to 6th, while Jimmie Johnson fell to 5th. This left Jimmie Johnson with a 1 point lead going into Homestead.
The final race of the season, Homestead. Sterling Marlin, making his final start, would start on pole. He would lead the first lap but Jimmie Johnson would take the lead away. Kyle Busch would work up to 2nd. Jimmie Johnson would continue to lead until pit stops. Before pit stops started, Sterling Marlin would blow an engine, a very sad ending to his career. As Jimmie Johnson made a pit stop, Kyle Busch stayed out an extra lap to get a bonus point, but then, Brad Keselowski would spin and crash out of his debut race coming to pit road, bringing out the caution. Kyle Busch would pit under yellow and be the leader, with Jimmie Johnson stuck in the mid-20's on the tail end of the lead lap.
On the restart, Jimmie Johnson was ahead of Kyle Busch on track but needed a caution. Luckily for him, he would get one for a spin in the back with Michael McDowell and Jon Wood. Johnson was back on the lead lap for the next restart. The field would make pit stops under caution and it would be Jeff Gordon who won the race off pit road. Kyle Busch lost 2 spots and came off 3rd. On the restart, Kyle Busch got a great restart and took the lead away, but then, it was Casey Mears in the #5 who would take the lead. Meanwhile, Jimmie Johnson, who restarted in the 20's, was trying to pass some of the cars near the back.
Kurt Busch would spin to bring the caution back out. Casey Mears led the field back to the restart with Kyle Busch in 2nd, on the restart, Kyle Busch jumped to the outside of Casey Mears, but the #5 of Mears slid up the race track, Kyle Busch got into the side of him, and they both slid up the track and slammed the wall. Greg Biffle would drive by to take the lead.
Kyle Busch fell back to 6th while Jimmie Johnson was in 18th. Kyle Busch then fell back to 8th, seeming to show a loss of pace from the damage. Meanwhile, Denny Hamlin took the lead from Greg Biffle at the front. As laps continued to dwindle down, Jimmie Johnson was up to 15th, and Kyle Busch was down to 10th.
With less than 15 laps left, Jimmie Johnson was up to 13th, with only Reed Sorenson and David Ragan separating him from 10th place Kyle Busch, who had a pretty solid lead on Sorenson and Ragan. The way points shook up meant that if they tied, Kyle Busch would win the tiebreaker, and finishing 1 position ahead of Jimmie Johnson when they both got a bonus point for leading a lap would do that... BUT Jimmie Johnson had led a lot early, but would it be enough to clinch the bonus points for most laps led?
Jimmie Johnson passed David Ragan to move to 12th, but Kyle Busch was catching both the 44 of Bobby Labonte and the 31 of Jerry Nadeau, which could make Johnson's effort meaningless in the end.
Jimmie Johnson took 11th from Reed Sorenson, meaning as they were running with 5 laps to go it would come down to if Jimmie Johnson led the most laps. But then, Kyle Busch passed Bobby Labonte to take 9th, meaning even if Johnson led the most laps, Busch would push it to a tiebreaker. But almost as soon as Kyle Busch passed Bobby Labonte, the #44 dropped off the pace and hit pit road. Kyle Busch was 9th and Jimmie Johnson was 10th.
Denny Hamlin would take the win, becoming the 20th different driver to win, Kyle Busch would come home 9th and Jimmie Johnson finished 10th. The driver that led the most laps in the race? Jimmie Johnson. Enough to clinch the title by 1 mere point. Jimmie Johnson led 56 laps, the 2nd most laps led was Denny Hamlin leading 29 laps.
Jimmie Johnson became only the 2nd driver to win 3 straight titles, sharing the honor with Cale Yarborough. Despite winning the title, this was much unlike his 2007 title where he won 10 races, or even his 2006 title where he won 6 times. This season, he only won 1 race, and that was the 4th race of the season, on a win that was partly strategy. Jimmie Johnson will go into 2009 on a 32 race winless streak, despite being the defending Champion.
This Season had 20 different winners, in addition to a bunch of drivers breaking winless streaks, listed below
Carl Edwards: 53 races Jeremy Mayfield: 25 races (but 2+ years) Jeff Green: 79 races Jeff Burton: 76 races Casey Elliott: 61 races Jerry Nadeau: 55 races Greg Biffle: 59 races Kasey Kahne: 59 races Bobby Labonte: 136 races Kevin Harvick: 54 races Denny Hamlin: 61 races
Race Winners
Clash: #30- Kevin Harvick Daytona: #8- Dale Earnhardt, Jr. California: #99- Carl Edwards Rockingham: #99- Carl Edwards Las Vegas: #48- Jimmie Johnson Atlanta: #14- Sterling Marlin North Wilkesboro: #99- Carl Edwards Bristol: #70- Jeremy Mayfield Texas: #45- Adam Petty Martinsville: #43- Jeff Green Talladega: #99- Carl Edwards Richmond: #07- Clint Bowyer All Star Race: #94- Casey Elliott Charlotte: #8- Dale Earnhardt, Jr. Dover: #07- Clint Bowyer Pocono: #99- Carl Edwards Michigan: #18- Kyle Busch Sonoma: #20- Tony Stewart Daytona: #40- Reed Sorenson Chicagoland: #8- Dale Earnhardt, Jr. Pocono: #3- Jeff Burton Indianapolis Raceway Park: Indianapolis: #94- Casey Elliott Watkins Glen: #31- Jerry Nadeau Michigan: #16- Greg Biffle Bristol: #9- Kasey Kahne Darlington: #99- Carl Edwards Gateway: #44- Bobby Labonte Richmond: #30- Kevin Harvick New Hampshire: #18- Kyle Busch Dover: #24- Jeff Gordon Kansas: #3- Jeff Burton Martinsville: #16- Greg Biffle North Wilkesboro: #99- Carl Edwards Charlotte: #99- Carl Edwards Talladega: #07- Clint Bowyer Rockingham: #18- Kyle Busch Phoenix: #3- Jeff Burton Homestead: #11- Denny Hamlin
Top 40 in Points
  1. #48- Johnson
  2. #18- Ky. Busch (-1)
  3. #16- Biffle (-54)
  4. #8- Earnhardt, Jr. (-66)
  5. #3- Burton (-66)
  6. #99- Edwards (-68)
  7. #44- B. Labonte (-85)
  8. #30- Harvick (-88)
  9. #07- Bowyer (-96)
  10. #14- Marlin (-97)
  11. #94- C. Elliott (-106)
  12. #45- A. Petty (-115) ==Drivers Who Missed the Chase==
  13. #11- Hamlin (1031 points)
  14. #1- Truex, Jr. (-82) (comparing to 13th)
  15. #26- McMurray (-86)
  16. #5- Mears (-93)
  17. #24- Gordon (-95)
  18. #28- Sadler (-149)
  19. #20- Stewart (-165)
  20. #17- Kenseth (-179)
  21. #9- Kahne (-201)
  22. #31- Nadeau (-206)
  23. #41- Alexander (-212)
  24. #12- Newman (-250)
  25. #6- Ragan (-256)
  26. #43- J. Green (-259)
  27. #40- Sorenson (-259)
  28. #42- Montoya (-439)
  29. #01- Smith (-445)
  30. #83- Vickers (-457)
  31. #2- Ku. Busch (-460)
  32. #19- Riggs (-501)
  33. #88- Gilliland (-506)
  34. #00/66- Reutimann (-509)
  35. #77- Hornish, Jr. (-577)
  36. #84- Allmendinger (-666)
  37. #55- Waltrip (-676)
  38. #7- R. Gordon (-752)
  39. #86/87- John Nemechek (-756)
  40. #10- Carpentier (-784)
Awards/Other Stats
Champion: Jimmie Johnson Champion Owner: Rich Hendrick Owners Champion: Hendrick Motorsports #48 team Rookie of the Year: Regan Smith Most Wins: Carl Edwards (8) Most Top 5's: Carl Edwards (17) Most Top 10's: Jimmie Johnson and Carl Edwards (21) Most Poles: Kyle Busch (7) Most laps led: Kyle Busch (505) Highest Driver in Points without a Win: Martin Truex, Jr. (14th) Highest Driver in Points without a Top 5: Blaise Alexander (23rd) Highest Driver in Points without a Top 10: AJ Allmendinger (36th) Highest Driver in Points without a lap led: Regan Smith (29th) Lowest Driver who Started all 36 Races: Kurt Busch (31st) Biggest Upset Win: Jeremy Mayfield, Bristol Best Battle for Win: Jimmie Johnson vs. Kyle Busch, Rockingham and Homestead for the title Happiest Moment: Sterling Marlin getting a win in his final season at Atlanta Saddest Moment: Sterling Malrin blowing up in his final race Best Race: Homestead Worst Race: North Wilkesboro 1 (Carl Edwards won and anytime anyone got close to passing him there'd be a caution followed by a great restart for Edwards) Biggest Disappointment: Kurt Busch, only 1 top 10 and not even top 30 in points Breakout Star: Kyle Busch, showed that he can contend for wins and be a title contender, just needs to close races more often
For the record, I started typing this on election night and... yeah
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2020.10.15 15:53 HeyitsyaboyJesus Nebraska 2021 Recruiting Class Review: 10/15/2020

I spent my off time this week taking a hard look at the recruits of this class. I’ve compiled our current commits below and done my own evaluation and what I see in each recruit- the good and the bad. I’ve made determinations on how I think they should be rated and compare that to their 247 rating.
I’m a complete amateur at evaluating recruits and have no experience other than watching film and seeing what the experts take into account and how they rate players. This was an exercise for me and I gave a brief bio about each player. The heights and weights are taken from 247 and from what I’ve seen on film as some of the weights were not up to date. I followed 247’s rating explanations as a guide.
Koby Bretz - Omaha, NE
6’2” – 185lbs
Distance to Lincoln: 50.74 Miles
Profile: 88 247 – 5.6 RivalsHudl
Current Position: S/WR
Recruitment Position: S/Field OLB
Koby Bretz plays for Omaha Westside in Omaha, Nebraska. Last year Westside played Bellevue West for the state title but came up short. This year, they and Bellevue West are again the favorites to play in the state championship. The currently are undefeated sitting at 7-0.
Bretz is a tall, powerful, athletic Safety that shows great speed and angle recognition when coming downhill. While not the strongest looking player, he brings a level of physicality to Westside’s defensive backfield, capable of forcing fumbles on devastating hits. He has highlights of him coming between gaps and through blocks to make tackles. His playmaking highlights at safety much of the time is in run support, but in the games I’ve seen of him this year he has been able to recognize pass plays and make some high caliber PBU’s. At wide receiver he has shown that he can go up and make plays on balls while showing above average straight-line speed (this also shows up in his pursuit as a DB).
Bretz has all the tools to be a great player- of this class, he has one of the highest ceilings. He is someone that will need a year to learn hone his skills as a DB, get stronger and learn the playbook. His frame looks like it can hold another 20-30lbs comfortably- however he will need to work hard to develop himself. I think he starts out as a Safety before moving down to the field OLB. I think he can be a force at this position- he is a gifted tackler. Additionally, if the staff felt like they needed him at ILB, I feel as though he could play this position as well.
Bretz is rated an 88 by 247. I think his rating is appropriate. Depending on how he has looked this year, I could see him rise. Unfortunately, he has not posted any of his gameplay from this year on hudl.
Marques Buford – Oakdale, CT (Cedar Hill, TX)
6’0” – 195lbs
Distance to Lincoln: 1274.04 Miles
Profile: 87 247 – 5.5 RivalsHudl
Current Position: ATH – DB/WR
Recruitment Position: DB
Marques Buford plays for St. Thomas More Preparatory School in Oakdale, CT. Buford is a two-time state champion with his high school team at Trinity Christian School in Cedar Hill, TX.
Buford is an excellent all-around athlete playing at Defensive Back. He was a top camp performer multiple times in high school. He is agile, he is fast, he has great hands and a solid frame. He can lockdown receivers in man coverage and go up for balls just as well. He has solid play recognition ability and tackling ability. With a year at Prep School, he will be in a similar position to Alante Brown this year and have the opportunity and come in and help the DB room immediately.
When viewing his film, Buford does not have any immediately recognizable deficiencies. He will need to continue working hard and improve his body and skills as a DB.
Buford is rated an 87 by 247. I think Buford is underrated here and should be a borderline 4* at an 89 or 90. He is the best prep school player in the country.
James Carnie – Firth, NE
6’5” – 223lbs
Distance to Lincoln: 19.8 Miles
Profile: 86 247 – 5.6 RivalsHudl
Current Position: TE/OLB
Recruitment Position: TE
James Carnie plays for Norris High School in Firth, Nebraska. His team finished 7-4 last year and currently sits at 6-1 this year.
Carnie is an athletic Tight End/Outside Linebacker standing a 6’5” 223lbs. During the summer Carnie caught eyes with his 32.5” vertical and 4.6- 40 yard dash time at the Warren Academy Showcase. He is regarded by some as the best tight end in the state of Nebraska. This season he has shown that his athleticism in camps shows up on the field. He is a physical blocker and pass rusher, capable of pancaking DBs/LBs and coming off blocks to chase down QBs/RBs. Carnie has been able to show his speed and explosiveness on the field as a tight end, getting free from DBs and winning footraces to the end zone. He has shown ability to go up for 50/50 balls and yank them out of the air. His hands have improved greatly from last season and over the course of this season.
He is a physical player that will need to improve his body position going into contact. Carnie can run through people with poor tackling now, but if he lowers his shoulder, he should be able to blow through better tacklers. He has shown that he can drag tacklers and spin out of waist tackles.
Carnie will need to improve his route running ability, while decent now, he needs better breakouts and crisper routes. He also needs to improve his general elusiveness and on-the-field speed slightly, it appears that not all the speed he gained during the offseason has translated.
When he gets to Nebraska, he must maintain the same mentality he had over the summer and this season, working hard, and proving he can be a great player. He will need to continue to gain lean muscle and explosiveness to be a physical blocker and pass catcheroute runner.
Carnie is rated an 86 by 247. I believe this is the correct range for him to be in, however, I could see him improve to an 88 with his performance over the season and into the playoffs.
Gabe Ervin – Buford, GA
6’0” – 200lbs
Distance to Lincoln: 834.65 Miles
Profile: 84 247 – 5.7 RivalsHudl
Current Position: RB
Recruitment Position: RB
Gabe Ervin plays for Buford High School in Buford Georgia. Buford High School won the 5A state title last year in a come back victory and moved to the 6A division currently sitting at 3-1 this season. While the school is not filled with P5 athletes, the school executes its offense and defense at a high level to control and win games.
Playing at the Running Back position, Ervin is one of the most intriguing prospects of Nebraska’s class. He appears and is capable of being a 3-down back that runs downhill, makes quick cuts and breaks tackles. However, Gabe Ervin’s athleticism is more than being a downhill bruiser and he has shown he can be shifty in the backfield and bounce the football outside the tackles this season. Ervin is capable of getting down the field in a hurry and if a seam opens up in the middle of the field he will hit that seam and take it to the house- he is capable of accelerating and hitting his stride as soon as he reaches the second level.
Ervin’s vision and ability to read defenses is at a high level coming out of high school and I think this is attributed to the system he plays in and the coaching he has received. In game film I have seen him make reads on linebackers and use footwork while he is in the backfield to get LB’s to bite on the wrong gaps- in a particular play that he did this he turned what would have been a 7 or 8 yard gain to a 40 yard gain.
Ervin’s shiftiness is not given enough credit, he has been able to put DB’s and LB’s on skates with his footwork. He has shown that he can put defensive players at bad angles to make tackles and then break them- shedding them off his hips or with a stout stiff arm. His balance is very impressive and has shown great resilience on going down on ankle tackles. Last year Ervin averaged ~6.7 ypc. He seeks to improve his YPC and has done a good job, rushing for 178 yards on 10 carries in his most recent game.
Ervin is rated an 84 by 247. I believe Ervin deserves at least a 4-point bump. Ervin’s running style is akin to what Devine Ozigbo’s looked like his senior season. Strong downfield runner with unexpected elusiveness, but Ervin’s ability to bounce the ball outside the OT’s this season has been his biggest improvement and it has surprised a lot of people- me included. According to “Tracking Football” Ervin scores a 4.6 out of 5.0 on their athleticism scale when looking at his height, weight, and track times. This is considered “exceptional”. If I were to describe Ervin’s running ability and approach to the game in one word it would, “professional”.
Thomas Fidone – Council Bluffs, IA – US Army All American
6’5” – 225lbs
Distance to Lincoln: 54.1 Miles
Profile: 95 247 – 6.0 RivalsHudl
Current Position: TE
Recruitment Position: TE
Thomas Fidone plays for Lewis Central High School in Council Bluffs, Iowa. He is an Army All American Tight End. Thomas Fidone is the best Tight End in the nation of the 2021 class. He is the best route running and pass catching tight ends I’ve ever seen at the High School level. If you were to look at all the recruits this cycle and ask for the best route runners and pass catchers (RB’s, WR’s, and TE’s included) Fidone would still be at the top of the list. His breakouts are exceptional, his footwork is exceptional, his hands are exceptional. He stands at 6’5 225 and runs a 4.63 – 40-yard dash with a 37” vertical, all of which shows up on the field, winning in foot races to the endzone and showing elusiveness and acceleration.
He is a physical player and wins jump balls and sells his body out to make great catches. He drags defenders and puts them in the dirt with stiff arms. He is a capable and physical blocker. He is an extremely hard worker that wants to be the best.
Fidone is rated a 95 by 247. He has had a fantastic season so far. He has a shot at becoming a 5* player by 247, but I believe much of that decision will come down to how he plays at the All-American Bowl.
Mikai Gbayor – Irvington, NJ
6’2 – 220lbs
Distance to Lincoln: 1172.70 Miles
Profile: 87 247 – 5.6 RivalsHudl
Current Position: ILB
Recruitment Position: ILB
Mikai Gbayor plays for Irvington High School in Irvington, New Jersey. His school lost in the semi-final for the state championship. His team is off to a 2-0 start this season.
Gbayor plays Inside Linebacker and is a physical presence in the center of the field. He has solid play recognition, appears to be a sure tackler and often is a decleator. He has multiple highlights of him destroying RB’s and QB’s. Unfortunately, he doesn’t have a ton of hudl film for me to look through. He is best as a run stopper and is fast enough to hit gaps he needs to. He has a long frame and appears to be able to put on a good bit more weight and muscle. His lateral movement needs to improve as does his pass coverage and acceleration. However, I do think he has the athleticism to pull this off- he will need to dedicate himself to the S&C program and to improving technique.
Gbayor is rated an 87 by 247, I think this is a fair assessment. I do think his skill is in the 85-87 range. If he can show this season that he has improved his acceleration, ability to get off blocks and pursue sideline to sideline he will be a force to be reckoned with.
Kamonte Grimes – Naples, FL – US Army All American
6’2” – 205lbs
Distance to Lincoln: 1324.77 Miles
Profile: 88 247 – 5.5 RivalsHudl
Current Position: WDB
Recruitment Position: WR
Kamonte Grimes plays for Palmetto Ridge High School in Naples, Florida. His team went 4-6 overall in 2019, but are off to a 3-0 start this season. He is an Army All American.
Grimes is both a Wide Receiver and Defensive Back at his high school but was recruited as a WR by the Huskers. He spent the offseason becoming a better athlete and really worked on his body. Over the summer he accepted an invitation to play in the Army All American Bowl. Grimes is another unique prospect. The way that he runs makes him look slower and less elusive than he is, but he can create separation and outrun pursuing players. He glides and is a smooth route runner. He can go up for balls and break tackles made with poor angles. He’s a willing blocker. I think the biggest parts of his game he needs to improve upon is his explosiveness and route running.
Grimes is rated an 88 by 247, I find this to be a fair rating. I found the invite to the Army All-American Bowl particularly interesting as I don’t see him as an elite receiver. I think his performance at the AA Bowl will tell us a lot about how good he is.
Heinrich Haarberg – Kearney, NE
6’5” – 185lbs
Distance to Lincoln: 119.43 Miles
Profile: 88 247 – 5.6 RivalsHudl
Current Position: QB
Recruitment Position: QB
Heinrich Haarberg plays for Kearney Catholic in Kearney, Nebraska. His team finished 7-3 last year and currently sits at 5-1 this season.
Haarberg is a tall athletic and raw Quarterback. He has a lot of untapped talent and if he can hone his skills, he can be dangerous. Haarberg makes throwing 50-yard bombs and 20-yard lasers look easy. He’s adept at using his body and hips to generate power on his throws and can make strong throws while on the run and across his body. Haarberg is a boon in the QB run game, an area his team has relied on a lot this season. He can run through tackles and likes to play physically- he lowers his shoulder into contact. If Haarberg gets into the open field he can win footraces, having run a sub 11.0 100m.
Haarberg will need to spend time with Verduzco to improve as a QB, but understands he needs work. I’m not super familiar with looking at and evaluating QB’s, but I can tell he has poor footwork when he drops back in the pocket. If Haarberg spends a lot of time in S&C, he can become a force in the QB run game that no player wants to tackle. I can see him getting up to 235lbs and still retain his speed.
Haarberg is rated an 88 by 247. I think this is an appropriate rating. He has a very high upside and athletic ability, he just needs to develop and harness it.
Shawn Hardy – Kingsland, GA
6’3” – 190lbs
Distance to Lincoln: 1086.47 Miles
Profile: 85 247 – 5.6 RivalsHudl
Current Position: WR
Recruitment Position: WR
Shawn Hardy plays for Camden County High School in Kingsland, Georgia. His team finished 8-3 last year and sits at 4-2 this year.
Hardy is a taller receiver that excels in his ball tracking ability and ability to go up and win 50/50 balls. He has solid speed to take the tops off defenses on go routes with his long stride. He plays a physical game when jumping up for balls and routinely rips the ball from defenders’ hands. He has surprising elusiveness for his size, and it has really come out this season with being able to accelerate around blocks and make strong cuts. While his route running is solid, there is always room to improve. His top end speed, elusiveness and acceleration only need a slight improvement to take him from a good receiver to an elite receiver. He has already improved his acceleration markedly.
Hardy is rated an 85 by 247. I think Hardy is underrated and would consider him our best receiver of the class when looking at this film. He plays against a high level of competition in Georgia 7A football- he finished with the 2nd most receiving yards in his conference and is on pace to surpass his previous years number. I would give Hardy a 2-point bump to an 87, maybe a 3 point bump to an 88.
Randolph Kpai – Sioux Falls, SD
6’3” – 185lbs
Distance to Lincoln: 189.39 Miles
Profile: 90 247 – 5.7 RivalsHudl
Current Position: LB
Recruitment Position: ILB
Randolph Kpai plays for Washington High School in Sioux Falls, SD. Last year his team finished 4-7 and is currently 3-4 on the season.
Kpai is one of the most athletic Linebackers in this class and it is apparent on his film. Kpai can accelerate to gaps and lay the wood on whatever offensive player is unlucky enough to get hit by him. He doesn’t have any official testing numbers but just watching his film you can see his ability- he moves at a different speed than everyone else on the field. Kpai could be either a Field OLB or WILL ILB and be effective in either position. He is fast coming off the edge and closing in on ball carriers to make tackles. He strikes blocks hard and can chase RB’s and WR’s laterally. He’s everything you want athletically at LB.
Kpai remains slight at 6’3, but he should be able to add a lot of good weight to his frame and become a dangerous player. He will need time to learn assignments and continue getting experience at one of the toughest positions to learn in football to become a great ILB.
This season Kpai leads his team in Solo (25) and Assisted (35) tackles. He is second on the team in TFL’s with 6.0. He sits at 1.5 sacks this season. Kpai has forced a total of 7 turnovers (4 INT, 3 Fumbles) in the 7 games he has played and has recovered 1 fumble. He has a total of 60 yards after interceptions. He already has two touchdowns scored on turnovers. He has performed very well throughout this season.
Kpai is rated a 90 by 247. I think this is an… adequate rating. Kpai could manage to see a slight bump. A total of 7 forced turnovers and 2 defensive touchdowns to his name, as a linebacker, is nothing short of impressive. I could see Kpai deserving up to a 2-point bump. I think he is one of most overlooked guys of the class by fans.
Henry Lutovsky – Mount Pleasant, IA
6’6 – 330lbs
Distance to Lincoln: 269.38 Miles
Profile: 87 247 – 5.7 RivalsHudl
Current Position: OL
Recruitment Position: OL
Henry Lutovsky plays for Mount Pleasant High School in Mount Pleasant, Iowa. Last season his team finished 6-3. They currently sit a 3-3 on the season.
Henry Lutovsky plays on the Offensive Line and has seen himself move around from OG to OT- usually to match up against a defensive line’s best player. In his first game he played against TJ Bollers, a 4* DE committed to Wisconsin. He started slow and had a tendency to over pursue at OT, but as the game went on he got more comfortable and prevented Bollers from making an impact on the game- him finishing with only 3.0 tackles for the night and no TFLs/Sacks (albeit the Panthers schemed away from Bollers).
Lutovsky is strongest at the offensive guard position and maintains good hip position and feet movement while driving through blocks and maintaining pass protection. At this level, his strength is overwhelming and rarely sees himself challenged- regularly pancaking his competition. He stands at 6’6, 330lbs and carries his weight extremely well. There are videos of him moving and jumping that are impressive to see at his size. Lutovsky will continue to need to develop and hone his game, but at his size and with his ability he would easily be a starting OG at the G5 level as a true freshman.
Lutovsky is rated an 87 by 247. I find his rating quite low for his ability. I think the biggest thing holding Lutovsky back from seeing a ratings bump is a lack of activity in camps and not seeing better competition. I really would have liked to see him get an invite to the All-American Bowl and see how he stacks up against elite competition. It’s hard to justify more than a 2 or 3-point bump for Lutovsky because he simply has not played against good enough competition, but I think he deserves to be in the low 4* range at a 89-91. I think I’m able to justify that rise alone in his performance against Bollers, at a position that he normally doesn’t play.
Lutovsky is one of my favorite recruits of this class, he has been a peer recruiter for this cycle and carries one of the most impressive OL frames this cycle. I think Lutovsky will be an elite offensive lineman for this team and an eventual NFL draft pick.
Seth Malcom – Tabor, IA
6’3” – 195lbs
Distance to Lincoln: 54.51 Miles
Profile: 83 247 – 5.6 RivalsHudl
Current Position: LB/RB
Recruitment Position: LB
Seth Malcom plays 8-man football for Freemont-Mills High School in Tabor, Iowa. Last year his team finished 8-2. His team currently sits a 2-1 for the season.
Seth plays both Linebacker and Runningback in 8-man football making him particularly difficult to evaluate. The game between 11-man football and 8-man changes quite a bit, but I can comment on what I’ve seen from him on his junior film in terms of athletic ability.
His best feature is how hard he plays and how tough he is. He plays with a chip on his shoulder like he’s got something to prove. He’s a patient linebacker that will wait for a play to develop before filling his gap- this can be a bit of a double edged sword- but may be a result of 8 man football since the game has a lot more space and one missed tackle can be a touchdown. He’s pretty nimble on his feet and you can see that in his RB highlights.
He needs to improve his lateral speed, general explosiveness, and striking/coming off blocks. He will need to dedicate himself as a student of the game and work closely with Barret Ruud and Luke Reimer (a former 8-man playing in Kansas) to learn 11-man football. He’ll need to spend equal time in the weight room, developing his body. If the staff can develop Malcom into a starter at Nebraska, it will be a major accomplishment.
Malcom is rated an 83 by 247. It is difficult to just a higher rating for Malcom and I found it strange that the staff took his commitment. Malcom has a lot to prove and the odds stacked against him.
Latrelle Neville – Missouri City, TX
6’3” – 195lbs
Distance to Lincoln: 775.97 Miles
Profile: 85 247 – 5.8 RivalsHudl
Current Position: WR
Recruitment Position: WR
Latrelle Neville plays for Hightower High School in Missouri City, Texas. Last year his team finished 6-5 and they currently sit at 0-1 this season.
Latrelle is a large Wide Receiver that can operate as a punishing blocker and tremendous leaper. Latrelle can go up for balls and snatch them out of the air. He received high flying evaluations his sophomore year of High School, before dropping off to his current rating.
Neville is difficult to evaluate because the QB play at his High School has been atrocious. His QB barely threw a .500 completion rate and threw half as many picks as TDs. Many times, his QB had to settle for shovel passes. It’s been difficult to evaluate Latrelle for me because there simply isn’t much of him. Between his Sophomore and Junior year there was a drop off in his play due to the QB situation and due to the weight he gained. He played heavier his junior season than he is now in his senior season. In the short film that I’ve seen of his senior season he is faster and more agile than he was last year, his routes look crisper, but it is really hard to say.
Neville is rated an 85 by 247. I think this is an appropriate rating. I don’t think we will know what Neville can do until he gets here or manages to put up more film- but with his QB returning from last year, I don’t think we’ll get to see much.
Patrick Payton – Miami, FL
6’5” – 205lbs
Distance to Lincoln: 1405.29 Miles
Profile: 89 247 – 5.7 RivalsHudl
Current Position: OLB
Recruitment Position: OLB
Patrick Payton plays for Miami Northwestern High School in Miami, Florida. His team has yet to play this season. Last season he played for Miami High School and finished 8-4.
Payton is a lengthy, lean, athletic Outside Linebacker that uses his speed and agility to come off the edge, rush the passer and get into the backfield. Payton understands his reach and can make arm tackles and trip up ball carriers when pursuing at disadvantageous angles. He’s skilled at using his hips and hands to get around blocks. He’s shifty and slippery enough to get linemen to pursue blocks on him and slip around them. He had a productive season last year, accruing 17.5 sacks.
Payton is rated an 89 by 247. I think this is an appropriate rating. His biggest detractor is simply his weight and strength. At 205lbs, he isn’t big enough to compete at the P5 level. If he can gain the weight and strength, he instantly becomes a lot more dangerous.
Teddy Prochazka – Omaha, NE
6’8” – 300lbs
Distance to Lincoln: 50.74 Miles
Profile: 88 247 – 5.9 RivalsHudl
Current Position: OT
Recruitment Position: OT
Teddy Prochazka plays for Elkhorn South High School in Omaha, Nebraska. His team sits a 6-1 this season after finishing 7-4 last season.
Prochazka plays Offensive Tackle. He carries a hulking frame while maintaining a high level of athleticism and mobility. He suffers from the same problem that plagues Lutovsky in that the competition level he is up against is just not good enough to test his skills. I find that Prochazka’s form is not as polished as other offensive tackles, getting out of position and standing upright at times- technique is something that he will need to attack when arriving on campus.
Prochazka is rated an 88 by 247. I think his athleticism and size could justify him seeing a slight bump a point or two- but his technique really holds him back. The coaching he’ll receive from Austin should help him make that leap to the next level.
AJ Rollins – Omaha, NE
6’6” – 220lbs
Distance to Lincoln: 50.74 Miles
Profile: 86 247 – 5.6 RivalsHudl
Current Position: TE/DE
Recruitment Position: TE
AJ Rollins plays for Creighton Preparatory School in Omaha, Nebraska. Last year his team finished 6-4, this year his team currently sits a 6-2.
Rollins carries a sizeable frame with the ability to put on ~25-35 more pounds on comfortably. From his film it appears that he’s quick out of his 3-point stance and that is where he is able to create the most separation and get open. It doesn’t appear that he has top end speed or agility- an area he will have to work on to compete with the other tight ends joining him in this class. When the ball is thrown his way he’s able to jump and extend upwards, high pointing his catches. His physicality as a blocker is a strength and he can stand up against edge rushers and engage LBs downfield.
His breaks on his route running are decent and he’s able to create separation, but like Carnie, needs to improve his route running.
Rollins is rated an 86 by 247. I think this rating is appropriate. Unfortunately, I haven’t seen a lot out of him this season and I don’t think it’s possible he rises. His QB’s play has been poor and has had trouble getting him the ball. It’ll need to be a year where Rollins focuses on his blocking and making the most out of the catches he gets.
Lardarius Webb Jr. – Jackson, MS
5’10” – 170lbs
Distance to Lincoln: 690 Miles
Profile: 84 247 – 5.5 RivalsHudl
Current Position: CB
Recruitment Position: DB
Lardarius Webb Jr. plays for the Jackson Academy in Jackson, Mississippi. He is the son of former Baltimore Raven Lardarius Webb. His team sits 5-3 this season. Last season his team finished 7-5.
Webb is a tough prospect for me to judge adequately, I feel that DB film is tough to evaluate well. From what I’ve seen Webb is a tad undersized and will need play a role similar to what Dicaprio Bootle does where he accelerates and sticks to receivers, getting his hands in where balls are thrown. Webb has a decent number of TFL’s (4) as a CB for the season and seems to be capable of reading when screens are coming and breaking to the receiver. He plays hard and throws as big of hits as he can, but he will need to put work in the S&C room to get where he needs to be- he also needs to improve his tackling form and wrap up appropriately. From his training film, what I find most impressive about him is his hips. Webb has very fluid hips and can whip them around to follow receivers’ changes of direction- however, he will need to increase his speed and acceleration breaking to the ball once his hips are aligned.
Webb is rated an 84 by 247. I think this rating is appropriate and I’m a little surprised it’s not lower. There isn’t much film on him and I wish that DB’s put more film of them covering receivers rather than them going for the big hit or big play, because there isn’t much to learn from those.
Malik Williams – Buford, GA
6’0” – 187lbs
Distance to Lincoln: 834.65 Miles
Profile: 81 247 – 5.6 RivalsHudl
Current Position: DB
Recruitment Position: DB
Malik Williams plays for Buford High School in Buford, Georgia. Buford High School won the 5A state title last year in a comeback victory and moved to the 6A division currently sitting at 3-1 this season. While the school is not filled with P5 athletes, the school executes its offense and defense at a high level to control and win games.
Williams is a rangy, strong corner that jams receivers at the line of scrimmage. He is solid at accelerating and breaking to receivers with the ball, but alike Webb, doesn’t have a lot of film of him operating in coverage. From what I’ve seen he seems to play off receivers slightly too much and allows them just enough room to be hit with a pass. I’m unsure if that is a factor of him not being able to keep up with receivers and being beaten on go routes or if it’s him not understanding how far off the receiver he needs to play. For a CB, however, he is strong and long enough to come off blocks and make tackles- this is an area I think he is particularly strong in. I think he will be capable of playing safety or cornerback at Nebraska.
Williams is rated an 81 by 247. I think this rating seems a tad low, however, alike Webb there isn’t much to justify him seeing a rise. I do think Williams is a better DB than Webb though. If Williams puts up film of him in coverage locking down receivers, making tackles, breaking up passes and making interceptions, I expect to see him rating rise (you can say this with just about any DB- but if your coverage is so good QB’s won’t throw the ball to your area, you need to show that). He plays for a great team in one of the larger classes in Georgia. You don’t start on a championship team in Georgia without being a good player.
Branson Yager – Grantsville, UT
6’7” – 332lbs
Distance to Lincoln: 824.28 Miles
Profile: 83 247 – 5.7 RivalsHudl
Current Position: OT
Recruitment Position: OT
Branson Yager plays for Grantsville High School in Grantsville, Utah. His team currently sits at 5-5. Last season his team finished 10-3.
Yager plays offensive tackle; he can be punishing with his blocks and pancake guys that line up across from him. He was matched up against an All-American Defensive end last year and played okay. His frame, although massive, needs work. He will need to spend a lot of time in the S&C program, breaking himself down and building himself back up – he needs to improve his agility, speed off the line and flexibility. He has trouble at times getting across laterally to make blocks on rushing defenders. He has the poor tendency to lurch forward while trying to make blocks, causing him to miss them at times.
Yager is rated an 83 by 247. I think this an accurate rating. I think Yager could see a 2-point bump if his overall athleticism has improved, but looking at his senior film, he looks about the same as he did last year with slight improvements in blocking form. If Yager arrives on campus, drops weight to 300 and rebuilds himself from there, I think we could be looking at an interesting prospect at offensive tackle. Yager understand he needs time to develop, however, he needs to hit the ground running.
In Review
Nebraska’s 2021 recruiting class is not as star studded as our previous classes, but it contains a lot of athletes that have low floors but high ceilings. It is a much more local class than previous classes with 9 recruits coming from the 500-mile radius and an average distance to Lincoln of 583.2447 miles. I think this can be attributed to both COVID and the talent that seems to be on the rise in Nebraska.
I would describe this class as developmental. If the coaching staff can develop these players, it will be a very solid class. There are still some additions that the staff needs to make at DL to make this a complete class.
Notes/Fun Facts
Our highest rated recruit of this class is Thomas Fidone, rated as the #1 Tight End in the country at a 95. Our lowest rated is Cornerback, Malik Williams at an 81. I would consider the most underrated recruit of this class to be Gabe Ervin, rated an 84 or Henry Lutovsky, rated at an 87.
The farthest from Lincoln is Patrick Payton at 1405.29 miles, while the closest recruit is James Carnie at 19.8 miles.
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2020.10.02 14:21 UberHansen Game Matchups Preview #4: Bills @ Raiders

Before every Bills’ game I spend some time, probably too much time, digging into how the Bills roster stacks up against their opponent’s. While doing this I specifically look at 5 matchups; Bills’ Pass Offense vs. Opponent’s Pass Defense, Bills’ Rush Offense vs. Opponent’s Rush Defense, Bills’ Pass Defense vs. Opponent’s Pass Offense, Bills’ Rush Defense vs. Opponent’s Rush Offense, Bills’ Special Teams vs. Opponent’s Special Teams. After doing all of this I try to come up with reasons “Why We Will Lose” and “Why We Will Win” ultimately leading to a prediction. Below I present 2020’s 4th iteration of this analysis for the Bills upcoming game at the Raiders. Included is a scale to rank the advantage in each matchup from 👏👏👏👏👏 (Massive Advantage) to 👏 (Minimal Advantage).
Bills’ Passing Offense vs. Raiders’ Passing Defense
In just 3 short weeks Josh Allen has gone from one of NFL Media’s favorite punching bags to an MVP favorite that is consistently lighting up opposing teams. At his current pace he would end the season with 64 Total TDs, 5984 Total Yards, and 4 AFC Offensive Player of the Months. Let’s be realistic here, that’s probably not happening, but with the way JA and this offense is playing nothing should surprise us moving forward. More importantly, his play is directly resulting in wins for the 3-0 Bills. Allen currently accounts for 100% of the Bills touchdowns and has led two 4th quarter comebacks and game winning drives. The offense is the reason the Bills are winning and they are bailing out their defense, when’s the last time Bills Mafia could say that?
Now the JA led passing attack takes on an injury riddled Raiders secondary which has been surprisingly proficient in 2020. Thus far they have held Teddy Bridgewater, Drew Brees (Without Michael Thomas), and Cam Newton to a combined passer rating of 88.9 which is comparable to Joe Burrow who ranks 25th in the NFL. They are doing this with a unit that is greater than the sum of its parts including freakishly talented, but oft-injured, Jonathan Abram. The 2nd year safety, whose playstyle is similar to Jamal Adams, has only appeared in 4 games but has racked up 25 tackles, 3 PD, and 1 INT. Outside of Abram there is no spectacular talent in the secondary with Erik Harris at the other safety position and Trayvon Mullen & ex-safety Lamarcus Joyner at CB. This secondary may have handled the previous 3 QBs it faced but couple the fact that this unit is lacking in talent with the fact that 19th overall pick Damon Arnette (CB) will miss Sunday’s game and the Bills may have a huge advantage here.
And if the secondary is lacking in talent I am not sure what adjective to use for the Raiders pass rush. It is headlined by its outside rushers in underwhelming 2019 4th overall pick Clelin Ferrell and surprising 2019 106th overall pick Maxx Crosby. Ferrell, who is oddly similar to Shaq Lawson, has not exactly impressed through his first 18 games while Crosby shocked the entire NFL in posting a double digit sack season his rookie year which included a 4.0 sack performance against the Bengals. Dawkins, assuming he plays, and Williams should be able to maintain the edge against these DBs for the majority of the game but where the Bills should be, and seem to be, worried is at RG where Brian Winters struggled last week. Expect Jonathan Hankins to shade that gap with consistent blitzes coming from weakside linebacker Corey Littleton. (For the future the Bills need Jon Feliciano back bad).
EDGE: Bills 👏 👏 👏
Bills’ Rushing Offense vs. Raiders’ Rushing Defense
I think at this point it is safe to say that Devin Singletary should be the bell cow RB for the Buffalo Bills. In Zack Moss’ absence Singletary played 89% of the offensive snaps and racked up 126 yards on 17 touches. Yes the dream of a backfield resembling The Thing and The Human Torch was nice but, while still a possibility, our version of The Thing needs more time to grow into his skin. Singletary showed multiple times Sunday why some people (maybe just me?) compare him to a young Shady McCoy by making multiple defenders look foolish. On his 3rd touch of the game he completely broke CB Tory Hill’s ankles turning what would have been a 4 yard loss into a 4 yard gain and then in the early 3rd quarter he did the same to Samson Ebukam turning what should have been a 2 yard loss on a screen pass into a 34 yard gain. Both of these plays showed why Singletary is so dangerous but it was his 4th touch of the game where he broke a 16 yard run and then wrapped the ball up at the end that has me excited. If there was a fumble issue the young RB is cognizant of it and is actively doing things to remedy it.
So this week Singletary and all other runners, including Josh Allen, should be able to pad their stats against a weak Raiders run defense. In each game this season they have given up over 100 yards and are coming off a loss to the Patriots where they were gashed for 250 yards on 38 carries (6.6 Y/A). The majority of problems for the Raiders came from outside runs where the Patriots rushed outside the Left Tackle 9 times for 105 yards (11.6 Y/C) and outside the Right Tackles 5 times for 54 yards (10.8 Y/C). On the majority of these runs the Raiders DEs would get sealed off and the LBs would over commit providing opportunity for quick backs (Hey we have one of them) to break through the second level for large gains. If Gruden has not corrected this going into week 4 the Raiders could be in big trouble against this Bills team.
But will part of that trouble be caused by Josh Allen? I’ve noticed an interesting trend on twitter in the past few weeks where noted JA haters have admitted they were wrong but then justify it by saying “I always knew he would be a good runner but never thought he would be a good passer”. Oh really? You always “knew” he would be a good runner? In college JA averaged about the same number of carries per game as Baker Mayfield and in his final season had about the same Y/C as Gardner Minshew did (2.2 vs. 2.1). In fact, Allen is even quoted as saying “I didn’t really run a whole lot (at Wyoming). I ran when we had to, third and short and things like that, but never had ‘breakaway’ speed…I still don’t think I’m fast”. His running ability surprised a lot of people and is now paired with proficiency through the air resulting in one of the most dynamic playstyles in the NFL, from someone few people expected it from.
EDGE: Bills 👏 👏 👏
Bills’ Passing Defense vs. Raiders’ Passing Offense
It might not be time to panic but it is definitely time to worry. The Bills’ pass defense has now given up back to back 300 yard passing games for the first time since October 2017. The most worrisome part about this is that the Rams game exposed everyone in the secondary as opposed to just one or two players. Taron Johnson was targeted 7 times for 7 catches, Edmunds 7 times for 5 catches, Levi Wallace 3 times for 2 catches (and an INT), and Tre White 2 times for 2 catches and another TD. This means that thus far in 2020 Tre White has given up 2 TDs which is stunning considering he only allowed 2 in the entirety of 2018 and 0 in 2019. Something needs to change in the secondary and whether it be scheme or personnel (Josh Norman?) it’s something that the defense will need to fix quickly if the Bills intend to compete with the top teams in the NFL.
This week the Bills won’t have a cakewalk in their attempt to fix this as often underrated Derek Carr will be on the other side of the ball. This is the same Carr who, outside of his rookie season, has not had a passer rating below 86. He finished last season with a passer rating of 100.8, good for 9th in the NFL, and in 2020 has a passer rating of 116.4, good for 5th. The most impressive part about this is that he is doing it with little to no weapons in the pass game outside of standout TE Darren Waller, who will be a problem Sunday. His most targeted receiver over the past 2 years has been Hunter Renfrow, who isn’t exactly Calvin Johnson, and Sunday will likely be without his next 2 receivers, rookies Bryan Edwards (3rd Round Pick) and Henry Ruggs (1st round pick). This leaves Carr with Nelson Agholor, who couldn’t catch a baby if he had to, and Josh Allen’s top receiver from his rookie season, Zay Jones.
So we know the Raiders will be very weak at the receiver position but how about when it comes to protecting Carr? From left to right. 3rd year starter Kolton Miller will man Carr’s blindside and is a middle tier LT. Starting LG Richie Incognito is now on IR and in his place is 2020 4th round pick John Simpson. At Center is 10th year veteran and 3 time pro-bowler Rodney Hudson. Right Guard is set by 7th year Raider starter Gabe Jackson. And at RT the Raiders may be without starter Trent Brown and backup Sam Young leaving the only healthy Tackle remaining on the depth chart in 3rd year swing tackle Brandon Parker. All in all it’s a solid OL when healthy and a below average unit when injured.
EDGE: Bills 👏
Bills’ Rushing Defense vs. Raiders’ Rushing Offense
Against the Jets the Bills’ run defense was very good. Against the Dolphins the Bills’ run defense was ok. Against the Rams the Bills’ run defense was horrendous. In these games the top RBs were Frank Gore (Jets), Myles Gaskin (Dolphins), and Darrell Henderson (Rams). The Bills’ run defense is trending the wrong way and continues to be the Achilles heel of a traditionally dominant defense. Is the Bills DL not winning the battle in the trenches? Are the LBs not breaking down and making the tackles they need to? Or are the schemes designed with more focus on the pass than the run? Or maybe, just maybe, it’s all three.
We know there is a problem on the Bills side but they are about to have a bigger problem to deal with and he goes by the name Josh Jacobs. Jacobs just finished his 16th game meaning in a single seasons worth of games he has rushed for 1402 yards, 4.5 Y/A, 10 TD, 40 catches, and 241 yards. Jacobs is far and above the best RB the Bills have played in 2020 combining a thick frame, 4.60 speed, and incredible instincts to punish defenders. The majority of Jacobs big runs come outside the tackles where he breaks one tackle and is off to the races but he also can consistently pound the ball up the middle. This is where the Bills tend to be most vulnerable as demonstrated by the way Henderson continuously gained chunked yards play after play.
The person the Bills need to step up this week is 22 year old Tremaine Edmunds. Edmunds age is astounding for a guy playing at his level but he is struggling mightily in 2020. Through 2 games he only has 8 tackles and is directly responsible for 2 big touchdowns. The first was a well-documented missed tackle against Jamison Crowder that resulted in a 69 yard TD. The second one happened against the Rams on a bubble screen to Robert Woods where Edmunds sniffed out the play but ran to far up field allowing Woods to break to the endzone. Yes, both of these were on passes but these demonstrate the main criticism I have for Edmunds. He often does not set his feet and when that happens, regardless of pass or run, bad things happen to the Bills.
EDGE: Raiders 👏 👏 👏 👏
Bills’ Special Teams vs. Raiders’ Special Teams
All of the Andre Roberts haters seem to be very very quiet lately. Roberts is currently 4th in Punt Return Y/R and 2nd in Kick Return Y/R. I’ll admit I still hold my breath when he takes a kick return out of the endzone but we all need to come to the realization that when he does it our field position almost always ends up past the 25 yard line. At kicker Tyler Bass has made his last 12 kicks and is looking more and more like a well-rounded veteran. And then there is Bojo. I fully understand that he only has 7 punts on the season but 4 of them have been downed inside the 20 and his Net Punt Avg of 46.0 is 3rd in the NFL. Also, that 72 yard punt against the Rams was a thing of beauty, shades of Brian Moorman.
For the Raiders RB Jalen Richard is on kick return duty with 3 returns, averaging 26 Y/R, and a long of 30. At punt return is WR Hunter Renfrow who is averaging 14.0 Y/R on 3 returns but currently has the league high return at 27 yards. At kicker is veteran Daniel Carlson who struggled last year with an FG % of 73.1% and 2 missed XPs. Last is punter AJ Cole who is off to a rough start in 2020 with only 1 of his 8 punts inside the 20 and a Net Punt Avg of 37.6 which ranks 28th in the NFL.
EDGE: Bills 👏 👏
Why We Will Lose
The Bills defense, as whole, looks bad and while the current version of the Raiders are no Kansas City Chiefs they have weapons which will give the Bills problems. Josh Jacobs is going to be an issue and if he can have similar success to what Darrel Henderson had against the Bills then the Raiders could literally run away with this game. Then in the receiving game Darren Waller looms large as an All-Pro caliber Tight End. In 2019 he was the 3rd most targeted TE but reeled in the 2nd most catches for the 2nd most yards. Throwing to him is Derek Carr who a lot of people like to hate on but is not that far removed from legitimately being in the MVP conversation. Don’t underestimate the Raiders’ offense and don’t overestimate the Bills’ defense.
On defense the Raiders are bare of talent but have a few playmakers who could change games. Maxx Crosby is a wrecking ball who can light up an offense and with Dion Dawkins questionable for Sunday may be able to eat up Nsheke. In the secondary Johnathan Abram runs around like a maniac and can consistently deliver hits that jar the ball loose. Dark horse, Lamarcus Joyner, who is not as good as he was on the Rams but still has the ability to make a play here and there. As always turnovers are what hurt the Bills and the Raiders have multiple players capable of forcing a few.
Why We Will Win
This is the 4th week in a row where the Bills are just more talented than their opposition. The Bills secondary has been struggling, yes, but they are also playing a set of receivers this week that is far and away the weakest they have seen in 2020. This should allow the Bills to stack the box and focus specifically on the run with Tre White and the safeties responsible for closing any passing lanes Carr may have. If this happens the Raiders could be forced to punt over and over which against this Bills’ offense is not a winning strategy.
And that offense just has too much skill to be contained in Las Vegas. Stefon Diggs is going to be covered by Trayvon Mullen? Diggs just managed 4 catches for 49 yards and a TD as the primary focus of one of the best corners in the NFL. Even if by some miracle Diggs is shutdown Brown, Beasley, and Gabe Davis are all weapons that the Raiders cannot consistently cover. All of this ignores the weak spot in the Raiders’ offense which is their run defense. If they need to the Bills should be able to run all over this team which could possibly mean Allen does not hit 300 yards (Blasphemy), mainly because he won’t need to.
Prediction: Bills 31 – Raiders 21
The Raiders barely beat the Panthers, handled a bad and injury riddled Saints team, and got stomped by the Patriots. The Bills are better than all 3 of those teams and have an offense that will be the biggest challenge the Raiders have faced to date. If the Bills can jump out to an early lead it will force the ball out of Jacobs’ (RB) hands and into a passing attack devoid of weapons. I’m concerned about the Bills’ defense as a whole but still think they can be one of the better units in the NFL. Assuming this game goes the way it should Buffalo will leave Vegas 4-0 and get ready for a trip to Nashville.
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2020.09.25 20:35 Rsubs33 [Game Preview] Week 3 - Cincinnati Bengals (0-2) at Philadelphia Eagles(0-2)

Cincinnati Bengals (0-2) at Philadelphia Eagles (0-2)
The Eagles are off to their worst start with a real coach since 2003 (I consider 2013-2015 non-existent) when they also dropped their first two games of the season. The team would like a repeat of that season where following a week 3 bye,the team rebounded to defeat the Bills 23-13. The Eagles ripped off 12 wins in their remaining 14 games following their 0-2 start. Maybe the Eagles will be able to do the same, but they will have to shake the injury bug first. The Eagles will be without first round pick Jalen Raegor this week who underwent surgery on his hand to repair a torn UC ligament in his thumb. The Eagles may also be without Fletcher Cox who is dealing with an oblique injury. The Cox injury should be watched closely if he can’t go, Joe Mixon and Joe Burrow will have a much easier day against the struggling defense. Last week against the Rams, the defense was under prepared and unable to stop anyone. The Rams took advantage of Jim Schwartz’s consistently odd decision to have his CBs, play so far off the line of scrimmage, giving a free release to the WRs and allowing easy short passes. If Schwartz does the same this week, it will be another long day for the Eagles defense and a great fantasy day for Tyler Boyd, who Bengals Joe Burrow connected with 7 times last week including 1 for a TD. On the other side of the ball Doug and Carson will both need to be better than the last two weeks. For Carson, he needs to get out of his own head and play with confidence. For Doug, he needs to find some creativity and help his 5th year QB. He would do well to get Carson moving and utilize the RBs more in the flat and screen game. However, if we see more of the same we saw in weeks 1 and 2 from the Eagles coaching staff, we should expect another loss. Hopefully that is not the case and Carson and the coaches can learn from their mistakes in weeks 1-2 and pull our a win this week. Go Birds!
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Date
Sunday, September 27th, 2020
Game Time Game Location
1:00 PM - Eastern Lincoln Financial Field
12:00 PM - Central 1020 Pattison Ave
11:00 AM - Mountain Philadelphia, PA 19148
10L00 AM - Pacific Wikipedia - Map
Weather Forecast
Stadium Type: Open Air
Surface: Grass
Temperature: 78°F
Feels Like: 78°F
Forecast: Clear. Partly cloudy throughout the day.
Chance of Precipitation: 1%
Cloud Coverage: 31%
Wind: South Southwest 8 MPH
Betting Odds
Oddsshark Information
Favorite/Opening Line: Eagles -5
OveUnder: 46.5
Record VS. Spread: Philadelphia 0-2, Cincinnati 1-0-1
Where to Watch on TV
CBS will broadcast Sunday’s game to a regional audience. Spero Dedes will handle the play-by-play duties and Adam Archuleta will provide analysis.
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Radio Streams
List of Eagles Radio network member stations with internet broadcast availability
Radio.com 94.1 Desktop Streaming
Listen to Merrill Reese and Mike Quick
Calling the game on 94WIP and the Eagles Radio Network will be Merrill Reese, the NFL’s longest-tenured play-by-play announcer (44th season). Joining Reese in the radio booth will be former Eagles All-Pro wide receiver Mike Quick, while Howard Eskin will report from the sidelines.
Location Station Frequency
Philadelphia, PA WIP-FM 94.1 FM and 610 AM
Allentown, PA WCTO-FM 96.1 FM
Atlantic City/South Jersey WENJ-FM 97.3 FM
Levittown, PA WBCB-AM 1490 AM
Northumberland, PA WEGH-FM 107.3 FM
Pottsville, PA WPPA-AM 1360 AM
Reading, PA WEEU-AM 830 AM
Salisbury/Ocean City, MD WAFL-FM 97.7 FM
Wilkes-Barre/Scranton, PA WEJL-FM 96.1 FM
Salisbury/Ocean City, MD WAFL-FM 97.7 FM
Salisbury/Ocean City, MD WEJL-AM 630 AM
Salisbury/Ocean City, MD WBAX-AM 1240 AM
Williamsport, PA WBZD-FM 93.3 FM
Wilmington, DE WDEL-FM/AM 101.7 FM
York/LancasteHarrisburg, PA WSOX-FM 96.1 FM
Philadelphia Spanish Radio
Rickie Ricardo and Bill Kulik will handle the broadcast in Spanish on Mega 105.7 FM in Philadelphia and the Eagles Spanish Radio Network.
Location Station Frequency
Philadelphia, PA LA MEGA 105.7 FM
Allentown, PA WSAN 1470 AM
Atlantic City, NJ WIBG 1020 AM; 101.3 FM
Bengals Radio
Bengals Radio Dan Hoard will handle play-by-play and Dave Lapham will provide analysis for the game.
National Radio
Compass Media will broadcast the game nationally with Chris Carrino handling the play by play and Brian Baldinger will provide analysis.
Satellite Radio
Station Eagles Channel Bengals Channel
Sirius Radio SIRI 81 (Streaming 825) SIRI 105 (Streaming 806)
XM Radio XM 226 (Streaming 825) Streaming 806
Sirius XM Radio SXM 226 (Streaming 825) SXM 385 (Streaming 806)
Eagles Social Media Bengals Social Media
Website Website
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Twitter Twitter
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NFC East Standings
NFC EAST Record PCT Home Road Div Conf PF PA Net Pts Streak
Football Team 1-1 .500 1-0 0-1 1-0 1-1 42 47 -5 1L
Cowboys 1-1 .500 1-0 0-1 0-0 1-1 57 59 -2 1W
Eagles 0-2 .000 0-1 0-1 0-1 0-2 36 64 -28 2L
Giants 0-2 .000 0-1 0-1 0-0 0-1 39 43 -14 2L
Series Information
The Cincinnati Bengals lead the Philadelphia Eagles(Cincinnati Bengals lead series, 9-3-1)
Series History
Head to Head Box Scores
First Game Played
September 19th, 1971 at Riverfront Stadium, Cincinnati, OH . CIncinnati Bengals 37 Philadelphia Eagles 14
Points Leader
Cincinnati Bengals lead Philadelphia Eagles (360-222)
Coaches Record
Doug Pederson: 0-1 against the Bengals
Zac Taylor: 0-0 against Eagles
Coaches Head to Head
Doug Pederson vs Zac Taylor: First meeting between coaches
Quarterback Record
Carson Wentz: Against Rams: 0-1
Joe Burrow: Against Eagles: 0-0
Quarterbacks Head to Head
Carson Wentz vs Joe Burrow: First meeting between QBs.
Records per Stadium
Record @ Lincoln Financial Field: Bengals lead Eagles: 2-0
Record @ Paul Brown Stadium: Bengals lead Eagles 1-0-1
Rankings and Last Meeting Information
AP Pro 32 Ranking
Eagles No. 23 - Bengals No. 28
Record
Eagles: 0-2
Bengals: 0-2
Last Meeting
Sunday, December 4th, 2016
Eagles 32 - Rams 14
Andy Dalton threw a pair of touchdown passes and Cincinnati finally got its depleted offense moving without receiver A.J. Green, and the Bengals sent the Philadelphia Eagles to their most lopsided loss of the season, 32-14 on Sunday.
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Last Meeting at Site
Sunday December 13th, 2012
Bengals 34 - Eagles 13
Andy Dalton threw a touchdown pass and ran for another score, an opportunistic defense forced five turnovers, and Cincinnati beat the Philadelphia Eagles 34-13 on Thursday night. The Eagles offense imploded turning the ball over 4 times with another turnover on a kick off. At one point the Eagles turned the ball over on 3 straight possessions. The Eagles lost double digit games for the first time since 2005, in one of the last games the Eagles were coached by Andy Reid.
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Last 10 Meetings
Date Winner Loser Score
12/4/2016 Bengals Eagles 32-14
12/13/2012 Bengals Eagles 34-13
11/16/2008 Bengals & Eagles 13-13
1/2/2005 Bengals Eagles 38-10
12/24/2000 Eagles Bengals 16-7
11/30/1997 Eagles Bengals 44-42
12/24/1994 Bengals Eagles 33-30
11/17/1991 Eagles Bengals 17-10
9/11/1988 Bengals Eagles 28-24
11/21/1982 Bengals Eagles 18-14
Injury Reports Depth Charts
Eagles Eagles
Bengals Bengals
2020 “Expert” Picks
Week 3 - "Expert" Picks
2020 Team Stats
Eagles Season Stats
Bengals Season Stats
2020 Stats (Starters/Leaders)
Passing
Name CMP ATT PCT YDS TD INT RAT
Wentz 50 85 58.8% 512 2 4 64.4
Burrow 60 97 61.9% 509 3 1 81.5
Rushing
Name ATT YDS YDS/G AVG TD
Sanders 20 95 95 4.8 1
Mixon 35 115 57.5 3.3 0
Receiving
Name REC YDS YDS/G AVG TD
Goedert 12 131 65.5 10.9 1
Boyd 11 105 52.5 9.5 1
Sacks
Name Sacks Team Total
Sweat/Graham 1.0 4
Lawson/Bynes 1.0 2
Tackles
Name Total Solo Assist Sacks
Gerry 17 8 9 0.0
Bell/Bynes 16 6/7 10/9 0/1.0
Interceptions
Name Ints Team Total
N/A 0 0
Jackson III 1 1
Punting
Name ATT YDS LONG AVG NET IN 20 TB BP
Johnston 7 389 62 55.6 49.1 4 1 0
Huber 8 428 70 53.5 43.5 3 3 0
Kicking
Name ATT MADE % LONG PAT
Elliot 4 3 75.0% 38 3/3
Bullock 6 5 83.3% 50 4/4
Kick Returns
Name ATT YDS AVG LONG TD
Scott 3 61 20.3 25 0
Wilson 3 131 43.7 45 0
Punt Returns
Name RET YDS AVG LONG TD FC
Raegor 2 6 3.0 6 0 2
Erickson 2 29 14.5 29 0 1
League Rankings 2020
Offense Rankings
Category Eagles Stat Eagles Rank Bengals Stat Bengals Rank
Total Offense 314.0 28th 324.0 26h
Rush Offense 89.0 29th 95.0 26th
Pass Offense 225.0 23rd 229.0 22nd
Points Per Game 18.0 T-27th 21.5 23rd
3rd-Down Offense 46.2% T-11th 43.8 15th
4th-Down Offense 0.0% T-25th 100.0 T-1st
Red Zone Offense (TD%) 60.0% T-14th 40.0% 30th
Defense Rankings
Category Eagles Stat Eagles Rank Bengals Stat Bengals Rank
Total Defense 344.0 9th 398.0 22nd
Rush Defense 135.5 22nd 185.0 30th
Pass Defense 208.5 5th 213.0 7th
Points Per Game 32.0 26th 25.5 T-16th
3rd-Down Defense 40.0% 10th 45.8% 20th
4th-Down Defense 66.7% T-19th 25.0% T-9th
Red Zone Defense (TD%) 77.8% 27th 62.5% 16th
Team
Category Eagles Stat Eagles Rank Bengals Stat Bengals Rank
Turnover Diff. -5 32nd -2 T-25th
Total Penalties 8 5th 11 T-12th
Total Penalty Yards 50 2nd 89 13th
Recap from Last Week’s Games.
Eagles - The Eagles' struggles continued in their home opener against the Los Angeles Rams. An early fumble by Miles Sanders led to a Rams touchdown by Tyler Higbee. After the Eagles cut their deficit to four with a Jake Elliott field goal, Los Angeles responded with a Robert Woods touchdown run followed by a second Higbee touchdown catch. Trailing 21-3, the Eagles closed the deficit to five points by halftime with touchdown runs by Wentz and Sanders. After forcing a three-and-out on the Rams' first possession of the second half, the Eagles would drive to the Los Angeles 21, only for Wentz's first down pass to be picked off by Darious Williams, turning the momentum back in the Rams' favor as they would outscore the Eagles 16-3 the rest of the way. Despite not being sacked once during the game, Wentz finished the day with a 56.5 passer rating, completing 26 of 43 passes for 242 yards and two interceptions. The 37-19 blowout loss dropped Philadelphia to 0-2 for the first time since the 2015 season, and marked the Eagles' first home opener loss since that same season. It was also the first home loss to the Rams franchise since the opener of the 2001 season.
Bengals - After losing their regular season-opening game at home, the Bengals then traveled to Cleveland to face the Browns for Battle of Ohio Round 1. In the first quarter, the Bengals scored first when Randy Bullock kicked a 38-yard field goal to make it 3-0. Though, the Browns took the lead when Nick Chubb ran for an 11-yard TD to make it 7-3. In the second quarter, the Browns went up by double digits when Baker Mayfield found O'dell Beckham Jr. on a 43-yard TD pass to make it 14-3. The Bengals then came within 4 after Joe Burrow found C.J. Uzomah on a 23-yard TD pass to make it 14-10. Mayfield then found Kareem Hunt on a 6-yard TD pass to put the Browns up by double digits, 21-10. The Bengals closed out the half when Randy Bullock kicked a 43-yard field goal to make it 21-13 at halftime. In the third quarter, the Browns went back up by double digits when Chubb ran for a 1-yard TD to make it 28-13. The Bengals drew closer with Bullock's 27-yard field goal to make it 28-16. In the fourth quarter, the Bengals were able to get within 5 when Burrow found Mike Thomas on a 4-yard TD pass to make the score 28-23. Though, the Browns would go back up by double digits yet again when Hunt punched the ball in for a 1-yard TD to make it 35-23. The Bengals wrapped up the scoring when Burrow found Tyler Boyd on a 9-yard TD pass to make the final score 35-30.
Connections
Bengals HC Zac Taylor is the older brother of Eagles QB Press Taylor.
Bengals TE Coach James Casey played two seasons for the Eagles from 2013-2014.
Bengals assistant Special Teams coach Colt Anderson played 4 seasons for the Eagles from 2010-2013.
Eagles Run game coordinatodefensive line coach Matt Burke was the LB coach for the Bengals from 2014-2015.
Eagles DB coach Marquand Manuel played for the Bengals from 2002-2003.
2020 Pro Bowlers
Eagles Bengals
DT Fletcher Cox (Starter) DT Geno Atkins
OG Brandon Brooks (Starter)
C Jason Kelce (Starter)
LS Rick Lovato (Starter)
TE Zach Ertz
SS Malcom Jenkings (1st Alt)
OT Lane Johnson (1st Alt
General
Referee: Adrian Hill
Philadelphia hosts Cincinnati at Lincoln Financial Field for just the third time in the all-time series and first time since 2012. Sunday marks the 14th overall meeting between the two teams.
The Eagles are 23-10 (.697) at home in the regular season under head coach Doug Pederson, which is tied for the 6th-best home winning percentage in the NFL since 2016, trailing only New En-gland (.818, 27-6), Baltimore (.758, 25-8), Kansas City (.758, 25-8), New Orleans (.727, 24-9) and Green Bay (.712, 23-9-1).
In Week 2 vs. L.A. Rams, Miles Sanders combined for 131 scrim-mage yards (3rd-most in a single game in his career), including 95 rushing (1 TD) and 36 receiving. In 2019, Sanders led his class with a franchise-rookie-record 1,327 scrimmage yards.
Brandon Graham recorded sack No. 52 of his NFL career against Rams QB Jared Goff in Week 2 vs. L.A. Rams. His 52.0 sacks are the 5th-most in Eagles history, behind Reggie White (124.0, 1985-92), Trent Cole (85.5, 2005-14), Clyde Simmons (76.0, 1986-93) and Hugh Douglas (54.5, 1998-2002, ‘04).
Draft Picks
Eagles Bengals
WR Jalen Raegor QB Joe Burrow
QB Jalen Hurts WR Tee Higgins
LB Davion Taylor LB Logan Wilson
S K’Von Wallace LB Akeem Davis-Gaither
OT Jack Driscoll DE Khalid Kareem
WR John Hightower T Hakeem Adeniji
LB Shaun Bradley LB Marcus Bailey
WR Quez Watkins
OT Prince Tega Wanogho
LB/DE Casey Toohill
Notable Off-season Additions
Eagles Bengals
S Will Parks NT DJ Reader
DT Javon Hargrave CB Trae Waynes
CB Nickell Robey-Coleman CB Mackensie Alexander
CB Darius Slay G Xavier Su’a-Filo
LB Josh Bynes
WR Mike Thomas
S Vonn Bell
CB Leshaun Sims
RB Jacques Patrick
Notable Off-season Departures
Eagles Bengals
S Malcom Jenkins QB Andy Dalton
CB Ronald Darby CB Dre Kirkpatrick
RB Jordan Howard G John Miller
WR Nelson Agholor OT Cordy Glenn
OL Halapoulivaati Vaitai TE Tyler Eifert
LB Kamu Grugler-Hill WR Marqise Lee
RB Darren Sproles CB Darqueze Dennard
DT Timmy Jernigan DT Andrew Billings
LB Nigel Bradham S Clayton Fejedelem
Milestones
Eagles QB Carson Wentz (99) needs 1 passing TDs for 100 career passing TDs.
Eagles WR Desean Jackson (6386 needs 79 yards to move up to 3rd on the Eagles all-time receiving yards list all-time passing WR *Mike Quick
Eagles WR Desean Jackson (34) needs 2 TDs to move into a tie for 7th on the Eagles all-time receiving TD list tying WR Jeremy Maclin
Eagles DE Brandon Graham (52) needs 2.5 sacks to move to 4th on the Eagles all-time sack list tying DE Hugh Douglas
Eagles DT Fletcher Cox (48) needs 2.5 sacks to move up to 6th on the Eagles all-time sack list tying DE Greg Brown
Eagles DE Vinny Curry (27) needs 1 sack to move up to 19th on the Eagles all-time sack list passing DT Darwin Walker
Bengals WR AJ Green (8987) needs 13 yards to reach 9000 receiving yards for his career.
Bengals WR AJ Green (63) needs 3 receiving TDs to move into a tie with Chad Johnson for the most receiving TDs in Bengals history.
Stats to Know
QB Adjusted Completion %
What’s one thing rookie Joe Burrow and 5th-year Carson Wentz have in common? They have not been terribly accurate so far. PFF has an Adjusted Completion % stat that accounts for clear drops, spikes, throw aways, batted passes, and throws made while getting hit. Burrow and Wentz are near the bottom in AC%, with 70.4 and 70.3, respectively. Interesting to note a bit of the distribution within the array of aforementioned stats: while Burrow has had one of the lower rates of on-target passes dropped by the receiver (4.1%), Wentz doubled that at 8.4%, good for 5th-highest. Yes, Wentz has stunk, but...
Matchups to Watch
Rookie versus Veteran, Which QB Has Poise Down 0-2?
With two consecutive weeks of porous defense from both the Eagles and Bengals defensive units, this Sunday's matchup should rest squarely on the shoulders of each offensive unit. Will the Eagles be able to rely on fifth year starter Wentz? Will he be able to shake off two tumultuous weeks and put together a consistent offensive performance? Will the Bengals weapons coalesce around their rookie Burrow? Will he be able to put together his first complete NFL game and demonstrate that this season is the turning point for the franchise? A big piece of Wentz stabilizing his game time performance will be continuing his focus on short-time-to-throw plays. From Week 1 with 8 sacks versus the Washington Football Team to Week 2 and zero sacks versus the Rams with the vaunted Aaron Donald, the Eagles Offensive Line and Wentz’ pocket choices resulted in less lost yards and broken plays. Unfortunately, key turnovers again forced short-yardage scoring situations and massive tempo swings. Wentz needs to take advantage of the cleaner pocket that will likely be available versus the Bengals (2 sacks on the year so far) and finish drives cleanly to put the game away. Without rookie WR Jalen Reagor (placed on IR with a thumb injury after Week 2), Wentz will have to make use of the remainder of his threats, including veteran DeSean Jackson who had 6 catches on 9 targets for 64 yards against the superior Rams’ defensive backfield. Joe Burrow has had the classic introductory NFL QB experience. A high-flying game versus the Browns last week, with 300+ yards passing, 3TDs and zero ints was fantastic bounce back from Week 1 versus the Chargers. 193 yards, 0 TDs, and an int will not win the game for the Bengals versus the Eagles, even if Wentz struggles. A key focus for Burrow will be settling into the routine and relationships he’s formed with his offensive weapons. AJ Green remains one of the best WR threats in the NFL and his slow start to the season (8 catches for 80 yards) could end at any time, in any game with a QB like Burrow. Burrow threw a nearly record setting number of passes during the almost-come-from-behind loss versus the Browns; if the Bengals are able to establish their run-game and abuse the Philadelphia secondary in a similar way to the Rams offensive scheme, then Burrow could have a very big day. If he is forced to drop back 60+ times, and Joe Mixon is again held under 75 yards on the ground, the Bengals and Burrow may have a hard time. Keep an eye on how comfortable each QB is feeling, and whether they can establish good tempo. That will be key to offensive production this weekend.
Coaching Conundrum; Pederson versus Taylor
At the core of the NFL these days is the combat between offensive and defensive schemes. Both coaches come from a background of coaching QB play and offensive schemes, though from different eras and coaching trees. How they go about using that experience to enable their teams to a secure a necessary win this week will make or break their seasons. Doug Pederson, at the helm of a revamped offensive coaching tree with the addition of Quarterbacks Coach Press Taylor as Passing Game Coordinator, has had a rough three year stretch of offensive stumbles. Since the miraculous Super Bowl 52 season (2017), the Eagles have consistently failed to be productive, with a lot of the challenges relating to lack of roster depth and poor player improvement through misaligned coaching. This is the third consecutive year of stuttering offense to begin the season and a big piece of the matchup versus the Bengals will be how well the Eagles can settle in. Coach Pederson has made it clear that the lack of full-speed off-season practice plays a big role in the Eagle’s struggles so far; so it remains to be seen when and if both units can make use of this gametime practice to solidify the small flashes of prior success we’ve seen. Opposite Pederson is Coach Taylor, in his second year of a complete rebuild, now with the (ideally career-long) franchise WB in Burrow. Hailing from the Shanahan line, through the LA Rams McVay, Taylor was brought into Cincinnati to recreate the organization’s coaching structure and form a new core for the team around veteran WR AJ Green. The 2019 season showed marked improvement throughout, particularly in run production and passer protection; the addition of Covid-related practice limitations have also taken their toll on the Bengals’ preparations for this season, as exemplified by the Week 1 drubbing by the Ravens. Taylor returns this season with second-year offensive coordinator Brian Callahan, formerly the QB coach for the Raiders. The cerebral talent in the Bengals organization is clearly arrayed around giving Burrow the best possible chance to shine; and they may just do so against an extremely poorly performing Eagles defense. Being able to establish consistent offensive strength and consistency throughout this season will be a key part of whether this new coaching structure is able to flourish in Cincinnati or if yet more change is needed to remake the franchise. During game day, keep an eye out on how these coaches make use of their star players, now that the very early season yips and stumbles should be behind them. Whoever can appropriately adjust to the flow of the game and take advantage of the others mistakes will win this football game.
The Big Punt: How Special Teams Makes An Impact
Kevin versus Cameron, Huber versus Johnston, two players that may very well decide the nature of this Bengals versus Eagles matchup. These titans of the turf, two punters to rule them all, and two punters to pin them deep; two punters waiting on call, and two punters to make fans weep. In lieu of offensive production, and in hopes of good defensive play, Kevin Huber and Cameron Johnston bring their punting prowess to Lincoln Financial Field this Sunday. Hailing from opposite sides of the Earth, Huber from Cincinnati itself, and Johnston from Geelong Australia, these two are some of the most capable foot-based deliverers of the football to opposing teams. Huber holds nearly all of the Bengals franchise records in punting statistics; and Johnston holds the highest gross and net punting averages in a single Eagles season. The third year Australian punter is known by Eagles fans for his insanely long hang-time and penchant for pinning the NY Giants inside the 20 (20+ times in four games). Huber is loved by the Bengals fanbase as both their longest tenured player and his consistency over the past 13 years. He has missed just 2 of 180 possible games, and has been perennially top 10 at his position. Both players are in the final year of their contracts, so effective performance is a must for maximum salary gains. Keep an eye out on how effective these two are in establishing and keeping good field position. If both teams are struggling for consistency, these swings may be the key to a late drive that puts the game away. Additionally, with every punt comes the magic of a muffed punt return. If you’re a particular connoisseur of special teams play, watch and see if these punters add any special spin or location to their strikes; and key turnover last week in this position kept the Eagles hopeful. Maybe lightning will strike twice for the Eagles Special Teams and the Wizard with the Large Leg, Cam Johnston; maybe the Bengals gunners will scoop up a muff and Huber will be huger than expected. Stay tuned!
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2020.09.11 17:32 Rsubs33 [Game Preview] Week 1 - Philadelphia Eagles(0-0) at Washington Football Team (0-0)

Philadelphia Eagles (0-0) at the Washington Football Team
The 2020 Philadelphia Eagles season is the franchise's 88th season in the National Football League and the fifth under head coach Doug Pederson. The Eagles will try to improve on their 9–7 record from 2019 where they made the playoffs, but lost in the NFC Divisional game against the Seattle Seahawks. They will begin that journey Sunday afternoon as they take a trip down 95 to face off against the division rival with a new name Washington Football Team. To go with the name they also have a new coach in Ron Rivera who is looking for a fresh start after spending the last nine years as the Head Coach of the Carolina Panthers. Rivera inherits a defense that has 4 first round picks on the defensive line that will be facing off against an injury riddled offensive line of the Eagles as they will be without starting LT Andre Dillard and starting All-Pro RG Brandon Brooks. The Eagles bought back former LT Jason Peters who will look to protect Carson Wentz’s blind side. IF the Eagles OL is able to give Wentz time, he proved last year against the WTF that he has great chemistry with Jackson who has torched his former team in the past. Defensively Eagles fans will get their first look at their revamped secondary which will include Pro Bowler Darius Slay and Jalen Mills at safety. They will look to keep Terry McLaurin under control as he burnt the Eagles secondary in both games last season with long TDs. If the Eagles can get a lead early, I think their defense should be able to keep Dwayne Haskins under control and force the second year QB into some turnovers. Always fun to start the season vs a division rival and happy to have some football again in these crazy times. Go Birds!
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Date
Sunday, September 13th, 2020
Game Time Game Location
1:00 PM - Eastern FedEx Field
12:00 PM - Central 1600 FedEx Way
11:00 AM - Mountain Landover, MD 20785
10:00 AM - Pacific Wikipedia - Map
Weather Forecast
Stadium Type: Open Air
Surface: Grass
Temperature: 77°F
Feels Like: 79°F
Forecast: Mostly Cloudy. Humid and partly cloudy throughout the day.
Chance of Precipitation: 5%
Cloud Coverage: 69%
Wind: South 6 MPH
Betting Odds
Oddsshark Information
Favorite/Opening Line: Philadelphia by -5.5
OveUnder: 42.5
Record VS. Spread: Philadelphia 0-0, Washington 0-0
Where to Watch on TV
FOX will broadcast Sunday’s game to a regional audience. Kevin Burkhardt will handle the play-by-play duties and Daryl Johnson will provide analysis. Pam Oliver will report from the sideline.
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Radio Streams
List of Eagles Radio network member stations with internet broadcast availability
Radio.com 94.1 Desktop Streaming
Listen to Merrill Reese and Mike Quick
Calling the game on 94WIP and the Eagles Radio Network will be Merrill Reese, the NFL’s longest-tenured play-by-play announcer (44th season). Joining Reese in the radio booth will be former Eagles All-Pro wide receiver Mike Quick, while Howard Eskin will report from the sidelines.
Location Station Frequency
Philadelphia, PA WIP-FM 94.1 FM and 610 AM
Allentown, PA WCTO-FM 96.1 FM
Atlantic City/South Jersey WENJ-FM 97.3 FM
Levittown, PA WBCB-AM 1490 AM
Northumberland, PA WEGH-FM 107.3 FM
Pottsville, PA WPPA-AM 1360 AM
Reading, PA WEEU-AM 830 AM
Salisbury/Ocean City, MD WAFL-FM 97.7 FM
Wilkes-Barre/Scranton, PA WEJL-FM 96.1 FM
Salisbury/Ocean City, MD WAFL-FM 97.7 FM
Salisbury/Ocean City, MD WEJL-AM 630 AM
Salisbury/Ocean City, MD WBAX-AM 1240 AM
Williamsport, PA WBZD-FM 93.3 FM
Wilmington, DE WDEL-FM/AM 101.7 FM
York/LancasteHarrisburg, PA WSOX-FM 96.1 FM
Philadelphia Spanish Radio
Rickie Ricardo, Macu Berral and Gus Salazar will handle the broadcast in Spanish on Mega 105.7 FM in Philadelphia and the Eagles Spanish Radio Network.
Location Station Frequency
Philadelphia, PA LA MEGA 105.7 FM
Allentown, PA WSAN 1470 AM
Atlantic City, NJ WIBG 1020 AM; 101.3 FM
Football Team Radio
Washington Football Team Radio Network Larry Michael (play-by-play), Chris Cooley (analysis), Rick “Doc” Walker (sidelines).
National Radio
NA.
Satellite Radio
Station Eagles Channel Football Team Channel
Sirius Radio SIRI 105 (Streaming 825) SIRI 81 (Streaming 831)
XM Radio XM Streaming 825 XM 226 (Streaming 831)
Sirius XM Radio SXM 380 (Streaming 825) SXM 226 (Streaming 831)
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NFC East Standings
NFC EAST Record PCT Home Road Div Conf PF PA Net Pts Streak
Eagles 0-0 .000 0-0 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 NA
Cowboys 0-0 .000 0-0 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 NA
Football Team 0-0 .000 0-0 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 NA
Giants 0-0 .000 0-0 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 NA
Series Information
The Washington Football lead the Philadelphia Eagles (85-80-6)
Series History
Head to Head Box Scores
First Game Played
October 21st, 1934 at Fenway Park in Boston, MA. Boston Redskins 6 - Philadelphia Eagles 0
Points Leader
The Philadelphia Eagles lead the Washington Football Team (3591-3386)
Coaches Record
Doug Pederson: 6-2 against the Washington Football Team
Ron Rivera: 3-2 against Eagles
Coaches Head to Head
Doug Pederson vs Ron Rivera: Tied 1-1
Quarterback Record
Carson Wentz: Against the Washington Football Team: 5-2
Dwayne Haskins Jr.: Against Eagles: 0-1
Quarterbacks Head to Head
Carson Wentz vs Dwayne Haskins Jr.: Wentz leads 1-0
Records per Stadium
Record @ Lincoln Financial Field: Eagles lead the Washington Football Team: 10-7
Record @ FedEx Field: Eagles lead the Washington Football Team: 14-6
Rankings and Last Meeting Information
AP Pro 32 Ranking
Eagles No. 11 - Football Team No. 30
Record
Eagles: 0-0
Football Team: 0-0
Last Meeting and Last Meeting at Site
Sunday, December 30th, 2018
Eagles 37 - Washington Football Team 27
The Eagles looked to keep their playoff hopes alive and and opened up the scoring with a Jake Elliot FG in the first quarter. The lead was short lived as Dwayne Haskins hooked up with Terry McLaurin for a 75 yard touchdown pass. The Eagles went into half-time trailing 10-14, but took back the lead in the 3rd quarter on a Miles Sanders TD reception that put the Eagles up 17-14. The Eagles and Washington Football Team traded TD passes in the 4th quarter before the Washington Football Team regained the league with a pair of Dustin Hopkins FGs put the Washington Football Team's up 24-27. Carson Wentz answered the call leading the Eagles on a four and half minute 75 yard touchdown drive that culminated in a Greg Ward TD reception. The Eagles defense forced a fumble on the ensuing drive which was returned for a TD by Nigel Bradham for a nail in the coffin putting the Eagles up 10 with no time on the clock to give the Eagles the win.
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Last 10 Meetings
Date Winner Loser Score
12/15/2019 Eagles Football Team 37-27
09/08/2019 Eagles Football Team 32-27
12/30/2018 Eagles Football Team 24-0
12/3/2018 Eagles Football Team 28-13
10/23/2017 Eagles Football Team 34-24
9/10/2017 Eagles Football Team 30-17
12/11/2016 Football Team Eagles 27-22
10/16/2016 Football Team Eagles 27-20
12/26/2015 Football Team Eagles 38-24
10/04/2015 Football Team Eagles 23-20
12/20/2014 Football Team Eagles 27-24
09/21/2014 Eagles Football Team 37-34
Injury Reports Depth Charts
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2020 “Expert” Picks
Week 1 - "Expert" Picks
2019 Team Stats
Eagles Season Stats
Football Team Season Stats
2019 Stats (Starters/Leaders)
Passing
Name CMP ATT PCT YDS TD INT RAT
Wentz 388 607 63.9% 4037 27 7 93.1
Haskins 119 203 58.6% 1365 7 7 76.1
Rushing
Name ATT YDS YDS/G AVG TD
Sanders 179 818 51.1 4.6 3
Peterson 211 898 59.9 4.3 5
Receiving
Name REC YDS YDS/G AVG TD
Ertz 88 916 61.1 10.4 6
McLaurin 58 919 65.6 15.8 7
Sacks
Name Sacks Team Total
Graham 8.5 43
Ioannidis 8.5 46
Tackles
Name Total Solo Assist Sacks
Jenkins 80 62 18 2.5
Collins 117 78 39 1.0
Interceptions
Name Ints Team Total
Gerry/Jones/Darby/McLeod 2 11
Dunbar 4 13
Punting
Name ATT YDS LONG AVG NET IN 20 TB BP
Johnston 71 3292 61 46.4 42.3 28 4 0
Way 79 3919 79 49.6 44.1 30 4 0
Kicking
Name ATT MADE % LONG PAT
Elliot 26 22 94.6% 53 35/37
Hopkins 30 35 83.3% 53 21/22
Kick Returns
Name ATT YDS AVG LONG TD
Sanders 14 314 22.4 67 0
Simms 32 819 25.6 1
Punt Returns
Name RET YDS AVG LONG TD FC
Scott 6 43 7.2 13 0 4
Quinn 16 78 4.9 15 0 9
League Rankings 2019
Offense Rankings
Category Eagles Stat Eagles Rank Football Team Stat Football Team Rank
Total Offense 360.8 14th 274.7 31st
Rush Offense 121.2 11th 98.9 22nd
Pass Offense 239.6 11th 175.8 32nd
Points Per Game 24.1 12th 16.6 32nd
3rd-Down Offense 45.4% 4th 29.1% 32nd
4th-Down Offense 33.3% 28th(t) 42.9% 22nd
Red Zone Offense (TD%) 66.7% 3rd 48.8% 27th
Defense Rankings
Category Eagles Stat Eagles Rank Football Team Stat Football Team Rank
Total Defense 331.7 10th 385.6 27th
Rush Defense 90.1 3rd 146.6 31st
Pass Defense 241.6 19th 238.9 18th
Points Per Game 22.1 15th 27.2 27th
3rd-Down Defense 34.2% 4th 48.9% 32nd
4th-Down Defense 61.1% 27th 63.2% 22nd
Red Zone Defense (TD%) 55.8% 14th(t) 61.0% 27th
Team
Category Eagles Stat Eagles Rank Football Team Stat Football Team Rank
Turnover Diff. -3 22nd +1 13th(t)
Penalty Per Game 6.8 9th(t) 6.6 14th(t)
Penalty Yards Per Game 52.3 9th 52.2 8th
Recap from Last Week’s Games.
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Washington - N/A
Connections
Washington Football Team’s HC Ron Rivera was the Eagles linebackers coach from 1999-2003.
Washington Football Team’s QB coach Ken Zampese worked as an offensive assistant for the Eagles in 1998.
Washington Footbal Team’s CB Ronald Darby played the previous 3 seasons with the Eagles.
Eagles LS Rick Lovato briefly signed with the Washington Football Team during the 2016 season for two weeks.
Eagles WR Desean Jackson spent 3 seasons with the Washington Football Team (2016-2018) after he was released from the Eagles.
Eagles backup QB Nate Sudfeld was drafted by the Washington Football team in the 6th round of the 2016 NFL draft and played one season for them before being cut in 2017.
Eagles backup TE Richard Rodgers was signed with the Washington Football Team this past offseason before being released Sept. 5th and signing with the Eagles.
2020 Pro Bowlers
Eagles Football Team
DT Fletcher Cox (Starter) P Tress Way (Starter)
OG Brandon Brooks (Starter) G Brandon Scherff
C Jason Kelce (Starter)
LS Rick Lovato (Starter)
TE Zach Ertz
SS Malcom Jenkings (1st Alt)
OT Lane Johnson (1st Alt
General
Referee: Brad Rogers
The Eagles have won each of their last 6 games vs. Washington, marking their longest such streak since 12/16/01-12/12/04 (7 games). Philadelphia is 14-9 (.609) all-time at FedExField.
Carson Wentz has posted a 5-0 record vs. Washington since 2017, completing 128-of-185 (69.2%) attempts for 1,460 yards (292.0 per game), 14 TDs, 3 INTs and a 111.1 passer rating.
Fletcher Cox has 12.5 sacks in 16 career games vs. Washington, which are his most against any NFL team and the most by any NFL player vs. Washington since 2012. Only four players have more sacks vs. Washington since 1982: Lawrence Taylor (19.0, 1982-93), Michael Strahan (17.0, 1994-2007), Justin Tuck (15.0, 2005-13) and Simeon Rice (14.0, 1996-2005).
The Eagles have won 8 of their last 9 season openers, which are the most opening day victories in the NFL since 2011.
Philadelphia is 4-0 in season openers under head coach Doug Pederson (since 2016). Pederson is one of two head coaches in team history to win 4 straight season-opening contests, join-ing Greasy Neale (6, 1942-47). The Eagles are one of only five NFL teams to start the season 1-0 in each of the last four years, joining Baltimore, Green Bay, Kansas City and Minnesota.
Draft Picks
Eagles Football Team
WR Jalen Raegor DE Chase Young
QB Jalen Hurts RB Antonio Gibson
LB Davion Taylor OT Saahdiq Charles
S K’Von Wallace WR Antonio Gandy-Golden
OT Jack Driscoll C Keith Ismael
WR John Hightower LB Khaleke Hudson
LB Shaun Bradley S Curl Kamren
WR Quez Watkins DE James Smith-Williams
OT Prince Tega Wanogho
LB/DE Casey Toohill
Notable Off-season Additions
Eagles Football Team
S Will Parks QB Kyle Allen
DT Javon Hargrave CB Ronald DArby
CB Nickell Robey-Coleman LB Thomas Davis
CB Darius Slay RB Peyton Barber
S Sean Davis
WR Cody Latimer
CB Kendell Fuller
RB JD McKissic
G Wes Schweitzer
Notable Off-season Departures
Eagles Football Team
S Malcom Jenkins QB Case Keenum
CB Ronald Darby CB Josh Norman
RB Jordan Howard CB Quinton Dunbar
WR Nelson Agholor TE Vernon Davis
OL Halapoulivaati Vaitai WR Paul Richardson
LB Kamu Grugler-Hill TE Jordan Reed
RB Darren Sproles OT Donald Penn
DT Timmy Jernigan CB Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie
LB Nigel Bradham CB Kayvon Weber
G Ereck Flowers
LT Trent Williams
Milestones
Eagles QB Carson Wentz (97) needs 3 passing TDs for 100 career passing TDs.
Eagles TE Zach Ertz (35) needs 1 TDs to move up to 7th on the Eagles all-time receiving TD list all-time tying WR Jeremy Maclin
Eagles WR Desean Jackson (6276) needs 192 yards to move up to 3rd on the Eagles all-time receiving yards list all-time passing his mentor WR *Mike Quick
Eagles WR Desean Jackson (34) needs 2 TDs to move into a tie for 7th on the Eagles all-time receiving TD list tying WR Jeremy Maclin
Eagles DE Brandon Graham (51) needs 3.5 sacks to move to 4th on the Eagles all-time sack list tying DE Hugh Douglas
Eagles DT Fletcher Cox (48) needs 2.5 sacks to move up to 6th on the Eagles all-time sack list tying DE Greg Brown
Eagles DE Vinny Curry (27) needs 1 sack to move up to 19th on the Eagles all-time sack list passing DT Darwin Walker
Washington Football Team OLB Ryan Kerrigan (90) needs 1.5 sacks to become the Washington Football Team's all-time leader in sacks passing Dexter Manley (91).
Pro Football Focus Matchup Charts courtesy of PFF Edge (join.profootballfocus.com/edge/)
WDB Matchups (CAPS = expected shadow coverage)
PFF Stats to Know
Play Action Passing
[Threshold = QBs with at least 20% snap count of the QB with the highest snap count of Play Action for the season] In the 2019-2020 season, no QB had a worse completion rate via Play Action than WFT’s Dwayne Haskins at 54.9% and only 2 others had worse such Passer Rating. For comparison, the Eagles’ Carson Wentz was at the top of the bottom 3rd in both metrics. Whereas has Wentz fared near the top of Play Action % of snaps during his NFL tenure and his completion % and Passer Rating have both ranked near the top in each of ‘16-‘18, in 2019 he did not do well in that respect. How Wentz performs in Play Action with injuries at the OL and WR positions, as well as how much the coaching staff will even ask him to turn his back to this particular DL and keep it...I’m not sure.
Matchups to Watch
Washington Defensive Line vs Eagles Offensive Line
NFL battles always start in the trenches and this is perhaps the biggest advantage the WFT has against the Eagles in this Week 1 tilt. Washington always had a formidable front that lead to intriguing battles between the two teams but the addition of Chase Young and the injuries the Eagles have already sustained make this match up concerning for Philly. The Eagles projected Week 1 starting OL prior to the injuries was, from left to right: Dillard, Seumalo, Kelce, Brooks, and Lane Johnson. Now, the Eagles will start: Peters, Seumalo, Kelce, TBD, TBD. Lane Johnson has practiced everyday this week in a limited capacity which makes me believe that he'll start but it's an uneasy feeling knowing he's working his way back from injury too. The logical guess at RG is Matt Pryor, but they've also tried out Nate Herbig in practice. Either way, the Eagles have a massive downgrade at RG with Brandon Brooks out. Fortunately, the Eagles may have accidentally upgraded in the short term with Jason Peters at LT but the depth in the trenches is already spread too thin. The Eagles are lucky to be as deep as they are on the OL given they aren't totally screwed (yet) but the current state of line makes this a very formidable match up for the Football Team (get a damn team name, jerks) to take advantage of. Additionally, they aren't just deep at EDGE, they are deep at DT as well. Payne, Allen, and Ioannidis are very stout and capable of dominating opposing OLs. Washington's roster is very thin but it isn't on the defensive line. They have more than enough ammunition to put the Eagles in difficult situations. This mismatch will force the coaching staff to be creative in their run designs and how they give help to the OL in pass protection.
Washington Secondary vs Eagles Passing Attack
The Eagles much beleaguered WR room went through a mini-makeover in the offseason and a lot of new, young, and fast faces were added to the mix. What they lack in proven talent, outside of DeSean Jackson's return, they make up for in athleticism. One thing Howie Roseman said this offseason was he was frustrated with the lack of speed on the team. It took him a while to understand that athleticism does matter. It's not just that the new group of receivers are fast, but they all have strong overall athletic profiles. But as previously mentioned, this is an unproven group going up against a very weak opposition. WFT brought back Kendall Fuller this offseason, who was a real good jack-of-all-trades player in the secondary for the Chiefs last season. His status for Sunday is questionable given his limited participation this week in practice. Opposite him is former Eagles favorite Ronald Darby. If I'm Doug Pederson, I make it a point to go after him all day. Even when Darby is at his best, which isn't often these days, he has absolutely zero ball skills. Washington may play Fabian Moreau if Fuller can't go, which is another defender the Eagles should target. Jimmy Moreland and Landon Collins are quality players, more so the latter, but they can't hide the deficiencies that should be easily exploitable by the Eagles. Remember, Philly put up over 30 in week 15 last year with less in the WR room than they currently have against a secondary that really isn't better than it was then. If Jalen Reagor is able to go, that would add another dimension to this offense the Eagles have lacked for a long time. If the Eagles can do a good enough job slowing down Washington's front, they are more than capable of picking apart a subpar secondary. And I didn't even talk about Ertz and Goedert! Or Miles Sanders through the air!
Washington Offensive Line vs Eagles Defensive Line
Despite the current injury limitations on the Eagles defensive line, this is a matchup that heavily favors the Eagles. Haskins finished 2019 on a positive note in his last 3 starts prior to his ankle injury; one thing he's never been known for is his pocket ability and ability to avoid taking sacks. Put a statue behind a bad offensive line and you are going to have issues. Trent Williams is now gone having finally forced his way out and his logical replacement, rookie Shaadiq Charles, isn't likely to play in week 1. Wes Martin, their starting left guard, is a below average player himself. The only player on the Washington Football Team's offensive line that is good is Brandon Scherff. While the Eagles aren't 100% on the defensive line, they are one of the few teams in the NFL with likely more talent and depth on their defensive line than the Washington Football Team's. Barnett has been limited in practice and has missed the last few weeks with another injury and his status is questionable while Hargrave is likely to miss a couple games as well. The Eagles still have Fletcher Cox, Brandon Graham, the return of Malik Jackson, and a lot more to throw at this beleaguered unit. Additionally, this is a defensive front that is always stingy against the run under Jim Schwartz even when the DL isn't at peak health. There are a lot of matchups to exploit and Schwartz has a lot of options to exploit them. For his faults as a coordinator with secondary scheming, Schwartz is a God at maximizing the talents of his pass rushers. Given the current state of the Washington OL and Haskins own difficulties under pressure, this is a juicy match up for Philly.
Washington Passing Attack vs Eagles Pass Defense
Washington is incredibly thin and young at the skill positions but that isn't the sort of thing that has deterred the Eagles from allowing big plays in the past. This is a secondary, and really a pass defense in general, that went through a major shake up this offseason and for good reason. The Eagles defense was pretty average per DVOA which was encouraging given what they had, but they consistently allowed big play after big play in 2019. Opposing WR1s absolutely shredded Philadelphia last season as they were automatic monsters against an overmatched, elementary secondary. Darius Slay and NRC were added to the mix and should provide immediate help to this unit. Avonte Maddox will start at CB2; while this is an iffy move, the additions of Slay and NRC should allow the Eagles to help him out a bunch. The Eagles finally have players that can play in man coverage and one of the best CBs in the league in shadow coverage. Schwartz has admitted that he will allow Slay to shadow receivers but likely not 100% of the time. This makes sense as it should be a matchup-specific thing... this is that time. Furthermore, allowing Slay to shadow receivers will lead to considerable scheme changes on defense as they can't play the coverages they've played the last four years while shadowing receivers. What does this look like and how quickly does it come together? Terry McLaurin is the only real commodity at receiver for Washington and he's a tremendous talent. Even when he was the only real receiving threat last year, he still tore the Eagles apart. Another major change for the Eagles is in the safety room with the departure of Malcolm Jenkins. The Eagles added Will Parks to the room but he will miss the first 3 weeks due to injury. They also retained Rodney McLeod; this could be a good thing or bad thing depending on which Rodney shows up. If another year away from knee surgery helps, then he'll be fine. But if last year's version shows up then the Eagles have a big problem. Lastly, the Eagles will be starting Jalen Mills at safety. Apparently, the cure for being a bad cornerback is a position switch to safety despite never playing it in the NFL. All that being said, the middle of the defense is slower and more unknown than it has ever been. LB1 is Nate Gerry. LB2 is Duke Riley. Mills is the new Jenkins. Will Parks is out. Does McLeod have enough left in the tank? Offenses are fast and innovative; the Skins lack a lot of talent on offense but their new offensive scheme could lead to some issues in the middle of the Eagles defense. If I'm Washington, I lean heavily on motions and play action to confuse the middle of the Eagles defense. Get guys who struggle to cover to cover your athletic RBs then take plenty of shots to Terry McLaurin. The Eagles are clearly better at CB than they've been in years but have considerable question marks in the Safety and in the LB rooms as it pertains to pass defense. Better CBs should lead to better pass defense overall but there are matchups to take advantage of. Washington might not be the best team to fully exploit these weaknesses, but they could.
Special thanks to MikeTysonChicken and abenyishay for their help in creating this Game Preview.
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2020.09.04 20:34 Chemical-Voyage Some excessively strange dreams from my dream log you might enjoy! Let me know what y'all think.

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(6/12-13/2018)
Ben and I are in our house. Something seems off (I don't remember what), and I repeatedly ask him if I’m in a dream or not. As a test, I try to jump and "float," and it works well enough to convince me that I am indeed dreaming.
Upon becoming lucid in a dream, the first thing I try to do is fly. And whenever I become lucid ‘in my house’, I try to fly over the stairs,
gain speed,
and
smash headlong
through the front door.
As you might imagine, such a technique works poorly. If I remember next time, I'll try a different method (like walking out through the front door first and then trying to fly).
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(7/3-4/2018)
I’m driving up to Glacier National Park to go hiking…
…I stop and try to find cough syrup at a store, but they’re all out. Multiple slips of paper sit where the syrup had been, bearing the names and contact information of people who have reserved a bottle for when it’s restocked.
I had spent too much time in the store. I’m late for my ship — a ship that will sail northward along the west coast of Montana. I make it onto the ship in time…
...I jump off the ship into the ocean. (I don't remember why.) Upon landing, I discover that
the ocean is made of cloth.
Waves are merely folds of fabric. The sky is a solid black. Other ships turn on their searchlights and begin looking for me. I don’t want to be caught, so I pull some of the cloth over myself and hide from them…
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(7/2-3/2018)
I’m at pool inside the Highlands Ranch tennis bubble with Ben and his friends. All of us are given guns.
We walk out onto a field. Someone is throwing soccer balls onto the field for us to shoot. Ben follows a bear with a shotgun. I tell him not to shoot it. We follow the bear off the field, up some steps, and around a tree. After another turn, we ascend another set of steps; they lead right into the second story of an old house filled with dusty sunlight. We find the bear in a room atop the stairs to the right. It’s in bed, sick. It has pink slippers and a pink nightgown on...
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(7/13-14/2018)
I walk through a hotel and come to a large amphitheater-type movie theater. When I'm in the theater, it's dark outside — the theater is on the moon. People are riding bikes down a steep dirt hill in front of the screen. When I walk back out through the door, I’m in the hotel again.
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(7/19/2018)
I move into a new dorm room. My new bed is just a sleeping bag set on a smooth, steeply-angled slab of wood. It’s claustrophobic. Is it underwater? Blue light filters in.
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(7/28/2018)
I’m at a school English event. Bri is mad at me — is she jealous about something?
... I’m attending a movie with my class in an indoor movie theater. I notice that the chairs are tethered to the ceiling with strings. The chairs (including the one I’m sitting in) begin to swing in a large circle high above the floor.
At the top of the chair's swing trajectory is a mountain area. Snow covers the ground near a small river. People fish.
There are metal bars in the sky, painted red.
I grab a rope and swing towards them. I pass through the bars to find myself on a dark city street near a dock. I think it’s New York. The professor from Futurama stands there as Zoidberg is picked on by another creature. He runs away, then mutates and becomes larger. He runs back and guts the other creature.
... I’m in church. I fish for dusty coins under a table near a window. Stale mid-morning light filters in.
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(Unrecorded date)
I get into a fight with the Johnsons and am subsequently sent to a fighting camp. While there, Ben and I are made to sleep on small cots in cramped quarters. I try to steal another guy’s bed before a group of girls invites me to their bed. Upon getting into their bed, I enter an entirely new world. Soon, I find myself on a tropical island beach and turn to see a large concrete expanse, marking the entrance to a beach resort. To make it through the resort, it is imperative that I transform into a black man. (I don't remember why, but it was clear to me in the dream.) On the other side of the resort, the weather changes. I sit atop a derelict brick chimney and look out over a snowy canyon filled with cozy cottages. It’s a very nice view. (This is all in the girls' bed!)
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(Unrecorded date)
I find myself in the middle of the ocean on some kind of giant structure (not unlike an oil rig) with a large pool of water in the middle of it. On a giant deck over the pool, large tiles shift to let airplanes, cars, and pedestrians move at certain times. (This is hard to explain.) Huge planes roll across the deck and are dumped into the large pool of water where I am, often barely missing me. Some of the planes miss the pool and fall straight into the ocean miles below.
The structure, previously held up by supports, is now flying slowly over the clouds. I'm being held captive here. A woman is guarding me and won’t allow me to leave. Some part of me recognizes that I'm dreaming and wouldn’t die if I just jumped off — perhaps I'll make a parachute materialize on my back. I run to the edge of the deck
and jump into thin air, miles above the earth.
I curl into a ball to fall faster...
...I fall through the clouds...
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(1/25-26/2019)
I learn of a girl who is suffering from a recently discovered disease. It's currently incurable and quite deadly, but I believe I can help her. I meet with her and we discuss her symptoms so that I can form a plan of action. She dies the next day. I soon realize that I have caught the disease and will die within a week (this is absolutely certain).
I usually try to look at death in a peaceful light. In the dream, however, I am not able to accept death in a dignified way. The idea of impending oblivion is deeply hopeless, terrifying, and sad.
My thoughts are strangled by panic.
I can't die now - it's too soon! I didn't have enough warning! I'm still so young...
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(2/2-3/2019)
I’m lying on a towel by a pool with Cassie and holding her as if we're still in a relationship. Suddenly, I remember that I broke up with her months ago. I get up, feeling terrible. I know that I could be with her again if I wanted (in the dream), but I remember how happy I've been without her in my life. I try to explain that I had forgotten about the breakup and that this doesn't mean we're together again. She sobs...
...Ben, Elizabeth, and I are running down a wide wooden boardwalk suspended far in the air. I mention that there are no boardwalks like these in Montana. As we run along, the boardwalk becomes more disheveled. Now we frequently have to jump across sizable gaps to avoid falling to the pavement below. The boardwalk descends until it's only about 10 feet off the ground. It’s cloudy out at this point (it had been very sunny earlier). We come to another large gap, and I tease Elizabeth, saying that someone had fallen here just last week. I pretend to push her, and she actually loses her balance. As she falls towards the gap, Ben and I try to push her hard enough to make her land on the other side of the gap. This doesn't work, and she falls through. As soon as she hits the ground,
her legs shatter and mangle
in a way that shouldn't have been possible from that height. What the fuck is happening? Her left leg breaks completely in half at the knee and lies in two pieces. Blood spurts everywhere as if from a hose. She's bleeding out, fast. She screams and cries in simultaneous terror and agony. Ben also begins to scream in terror. Their screams are hideously amplified by the dream. I try to call 911, but I know that Liz will have died by the time anyone arrives to help. Ben and Liz
continue to scream. This is my fault.
Even though I didn't mean to harm Liz, I'm the sole reason she fell and is now dying rapidly...
This is among the worst nightmares I've ever had. I cannot remember the last time I've felt such an intense surge of terror or guilt while dreaming. I can't fully describe what the screams of my little brother and sister sounded like. The amount of fear, shock, and desperation in them were unlike anything I've ever heard/experienced in the waking world. I woke up sweating and breathing as if winded.
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(2/3-4/2019)
Ted Bundy owns properties under a freeway tunnel that winds through a mountain.
We descend into a very large cave. Lush fields sprawl beneath an orange sky. We find his house in the back of the cave near a river and venture inside to see his bedroom. There’s a body in the closet. Another body, decayed to little more than a skeleton, is found in a stone tomb in the front yard.
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(Unrecorded date)
I’m on campus in the chemistry hall, but it looks different. I’m supposed to meet Sam at the bottom of some steps, but I enter a computer lab and head down a different set of steps instead. I walk outside through glass double doors to a grassy, hilly area. I see a school shooter and try to lead him away from any other students. It works; he starts following me. The dream is slowing my movements, but I escape...
...I’m heading up a road along a river into the mountains. The river is very wide at some points. At one point, silver truck drives past in the middle of the river. I’m with Bekah. I discover a small hippie van in a basin and glide down to it. Inside the van is a sunny mansion basement. There’s a party going on, where I meet a lot of cool people...
...I have a career as a neuroscientist and am married to a girl with orange hair whom I met at a movie theater.
I’m happy and fulfilled.
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(Unrecorded date)
Two women drive past our campsite near Granby in a large plastic RV. They try to make it up an impossibly steep hill but keep sliding down. They drive up a steep slope of sand and turn onto an unseen road halfway up...
...It’s early morning at our campsite, although now the campsite has transformed into a large, industrial-looking hotel near Atchison, Kansas. Matt and I head up the same slope the two ladies drove up, which is now snowy. Halfway up, I look down and get vertigo. I’m enjoying myself. The sun rises, large and red over the town we are now looking down on...
...I’m back in my hotel room. It turns out it’s still night, but there’s light streaming in through the window as if it’s morning. I investigate and discover 3 floodlights set out in a dark desert landscape, all pointed at the window. If I look in the direction of the lights and close my eyes, I see moving patterns...
...Ben and I run through the hotel facility the next day. We ascend a concrete ridge through an open-walled complex. The landscape has changed again - it’s now dusty and covered in low shrubs. I find what looks like an old wooden fence made of rubber and use it to slingshot myself through the air.
————-
(09/22/2019)
There’s a new housing building at my college, and it’s 40 stories tall. I take the elevator to floor 30. Outside the elevator is a mountain path. I carry someone along it while imagining what it would be like to mountain bike on it. Now inside again, I come to a plain set of dual staircases. Dark carpet lines them. Dull light fills the room through a small, simple square window. I try to find my way up one of the staircases but get confused and so try the other side. I wander up through plain common rooms and eventually make my way to a sprawling eating area in a massive, modern room. Tables sit on tiered platforms. Shiny metal railings line wide, shallow staircases. The room opens up to an outside eating area where I see Caden, and he tells me that
there’s a big information desk on floor 40.
I’ll make my way there.
I try to find another staircase, an elevator, anything — some way up and out of the food area. I have no luck. Getting desperate, I scale a concrete building and enter an outside art gallery. I wander through the art pieces, still looking for a staircase. I pass a large pile/collage of painted rocks before entering a narrow tower, the first floor of which is a restaurant. I finally find set of stairs after a Mexican father and son ordering Chipotle point them out to me. I take the stairs up to a large pool area. I go up some stairs again to a grand lobby. Someone plays a piano in a large, hotel-like hall. It certainly smells like a hotel. Fancy, thick, red carpets adorn the floors. I can hear a stone lion-shaped fountain gurgling in another room and see a large, rectangular pool outside. This is the top floor - floor 41. My mother is here. I tell her that this place really reminds me of the Broadmoor.
———
(4/29-30/2020)
I’m in bed with a cat. I can’t see it because it’s under the covers, but I know it’s Toby. I can feel him arch his back when I scratch him. Then I remember that we had to put Toby down a few days ago; he’s dead. And we don’t have a new cat.
What’s under the covers?
I yell in shock...
…I’m startled ‘awake’ into another dream by the nightmare. It’s ‘morning’ now. Mom and Dad take the dogs out, wearing yellow raincoats. Part of me feels like I'm in a small coffee shop on a rainy morning. Another part feels as though I’m in a rainforest. The house is huge and foggy. Things echo.
Looking over the balcony is like
looking down
through a bank of clouds…
...Matt is on his way to Pike’s Peak. He stops for a bike ride and falls hundreds of feet over a steep cliff. Somehow, he’s still alive. The whole family comes to make sure he’s okay. We sit with him in the gully he fell into. It’s narrow and filled with chalky red sediment. Someone walks up and warns Matt about not biking while on drugs, and Matt tells him to fuck off...
...Ben and I are in the old twin beds. It’s oppressively dark in our room — unnaturally dark. Ben is asleep. Something grabs my leg from behind, and I fall face-first off the bed onto the floor. I try to yell for Ben, but as I was falling, I realized that what I thought was Ben is actually
a dark, hunched figure…
———-
(6/16-17/2020; ~7:00 AM, after silencing several alarms)
I’m manufacturing a prank video scenario in my mind; it manifests in real life (dream-world real life) as I imagine it. A young adult male is stopped by TSA while going through airport security and is led into a room furnished with dark, multicolored carpet. Overhead halogen lamps wash the room in a weak yellow glow. A printer sits against a plain white wall. The TSA agents begin to print pictures onto pieces of printer paper, claiming that they’ll be used as evidence against the young adult. As the pictures come out, the young man realizes that they’re all black and white images from a vacation he had taken during the previous year. He and his friends had visited a small, snowy seaside village. It was cold there, but the pictures give him a cozy feeling because they spark happy memories. He is confused. The agents begin to talk about their personal memories associated with each image. The young man begins to suspect a prank and subsequently recognizes the TSA agents to be his friends. He smiles weakly but is still clearly shaken up…
…I am bathing a tiger with hand soap in my driveway. Brisk air and pink light fill the early morning. I’m nervous, but the tiger greatly appreciates the bath. I also wash a few monkeys. One of the monkeys turns into a woman and asks if she can visit me later. The animals beg me to come back, and I promise to, but I know that I never will. I realize that before washing the animals, I had been doing homework throughout the entire previous month (may) with no breaks. This marks the first morning during which I’m not working steadily. I’m filled with deep sadness. I examine my work. I’ve been drawing (with pencil) disfigured animals against disturbing, dreamlike backgrounds. Strange plants fill the scenes.
A song is playing as I enter my backyard again and head towards the back door of my house. (I can only remember two lines of the song now that I’m awake. The melody was a cross between __ and Mr. Jones.)
The lyrics are:
“My heart has been turned to sticks and stones
Without even breaking my bones.”
I miss the animals.
I ponder whether all the work I did is worth anything to me.
The waking world now feels so much less meaningful to me than washing the tiger. I don’t care about anything, and it makes me very sad.
I really miss the animals.
I’ve resolved to carefully examine my life experience, what I want, and what makes me feel fulfilled through the lens of the dream.
Will I ever feel as ‘full’ in the waking world as I did while washing the tiger?
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TRUMP ADMINISTRATION ACCOMPLISHMENTS • Saved the NY Times, saved the Washington Post, and saved Cable T.V. The Great American Comeback is already underway: • Added 1.8 million jobs in July, exceeding predictions for the third straight month. • A combined total of over 9 million jobs were created since May - surpassing market expectations by a total of 12 million new jobs. • Over the last three months, we added nearly 4 million leisure and hospitality jobs; 1.47 million retail jobs; 1.17 million education & healthcare jobs; 743,000 service jobs; 623,000 manufacturing jobs; and 639,000 construction jobs. • Half of all new jobs are full time jobs. And wages rose 4.8 percent year over year. • In July, the unemployment rate fell to 10.2% - dropping by over 30% since April. • Jobs held by African-Americans rose by nearly 1 million over the past three months. • Jobs held by Hispanic-Americans increased 2.3 million over the last three months. • Job gains since April represent a recovery of 42% of jobs lost in March and April. • 80% of small businesses are now open, up from just 52% in April. • Retail sales rose 7.5% in June, following a record-setting 18.2% increase in May. • Consumer spending has almost fully recovered from its pandemic-low, with recovery strongest in low-income communities. • The latest ISM manufacturing report increased for the third month in a row to 54.2, the highest reading since March 2019. Since the April low, new orders are up 34 points - the largest increase on record. ISM's measure of production is up 35 points from its April low, the largest three-month gain in nearly 70 years. • Since the March low, vehicle sales are up a stunning 65 percent to 14.5 million units. • In Q2, the Dow Jones rose 18%, the S&P 500 rose 20%, and the NASDAQ rose 30%, all posting the best gains in over 20 years. Enacted over $3 trillion in economic relief, saving many tens of millions of iobs: • Signed $2 Trillion CARES Act, sending direct cash payments to 80 million workers. • Approved $670 billion for the Paycheck Protection Program. To date, we have processed over 5 million small business loans, and saved 50 million American jobs. • Took executive action to give a payroll tax holiday through the end of 2020; to provide an extra $400 dollars per week in additional unemployment benefits; to empower HUD & HHS to extend the freeze on evictions & provide rental support; and to suspend payments on student loans and to extend the 0% interest rates. To vanquish COVID-19, we launched the greatest national mobilization since WWII: • Took early action by implementing travel restrictions from China, Europe, and Iran. • Developed the most advanced testing system on earth - conducted 65 million tests. • U.S. is 5% of the world's population, but we conducted 25% of the world's testing. • Through Operation Warp Speed, three vaccine candidates have now moved into Phase Three trials in record time. Recently approved $1 billion for Johnson & Johnson to manufacture and distribute 100 million doses as soon as one is available. • Reduced mortality by 85% since April, through the use of therapies such as Remdesivir, dexamethasone, and anti-body treatments. We have secured over 4.1 million doses of Remdesivir, enough to treat over 650,000 patients. • Treated 86,000 Americans with convalescent plasma - can reduce mortality by 50%. • Mo're than 230 clinical trials of potential treatments are underway. • We have worked with the private sector to coordinate the delivery of more than 196 million N95 respirators, 815 million surgical masks, 20 billion gloves, 34 million face shields, and 354 million gowns. • We have replenished the long-neglected National Stockpile by tripling the number of N95 masks on hand to over 45 million, tripling the number of gowns to 15 million, and quadrupling the number of ventilators to 75,000. • Through the Defense Production Act, we awarded contracts for 200,000 ventilators. • No American who has needed a ventilator has been denied a ventilator. • Delivered 700 rapid point-of-care testing devices & 300,000 tests to nursing homes. • Signed an executive order requiring federal agencies to purchase all essential medicines from American sources. Taking bold action to reduce the price of prescription drugs for American patients. • Signed a historic executive order requiring drug companies to charge AMERICANS no more than they charge FOREIGN COUNTRIES. • I also signed an executive order stopping middle men from taking advantage of Medicare patients by charging higher prices to them and pocketing the discounts. $30 billion in discounts will now go straight to American Patients. • Signed directive lowering the price of insulin to just pennies a day. • Over the next two weeks, I will take action to require health insurance companies to cover all pre-existing conditions for all customers. We are standing for Law and Order. • We reduced the number of murders in America's major cities by more than 10%. • The nationwide violent crime rate has declined for two straight years. • Signed an executive order that is strong on policing, law & order, and ensuring the peace, dignity, and equality of all Americans. • 156 total arrests since Operation LeGend expanded to Kansas City and other cities including: Chicago, Albuquerque, Cleveland, Detroit, Milwaukee, Memphis, St. Louis. • Deployed law enforcement agents to save the courthouse in Portland from rioters. • Using the Veteran's Memorial Preservation Act to protect national monuments. Delivering FAIR and RECIPROCAL trade to defend American jobs and expand exports. • Signed Trade Agreement with China, while keeping many tariffs in place. • Replaced NAFTA disaster with the brand new U.S.-Mexico-Canada Trade Agreement. • Withdrew from the Trans-Pacific Partnership my first week in office. • Completely renegotiated trade deal with South Korea, saving U.S. auto industry. • Signed new deal with Japan to slash tariffs on $7 billion of U.S. agricultural products. • Imposed tariffs on foreign steel & aluminum to protect our national security. • Reimposed 10 percent tariffs on Canadian aluminum producers. • Imposed a 50% tariff on foreign-made washing machines, saving Whirlpool jobs. • Secured agreements with Europe, Argentina and Brazil that support more exports of U.S. agricultural products. Invested $2 trillion to completely rebuild the Military, including $738 billion this year. • Established the Space Force as the sixth branch of the U.S. Armed Forces. • We have destroyed the ISIS territorial Caliphate in Syria and Iraq. • AI-Baghdadi, Qassem Soleimani, Hamza bin Laden, and Qassim al-Rimi are all dead. • Secured $130 billion in new defense spending for NATO; and $400 billion by 2024. • Withdrew from the one-sided Iran Deal and imposed the toughest sanctions ever. • Recognized Jerusalem as the Capital of Israel, and moved the U.S. Embassy there. • Took historic action to recognize Israel's sovereignty over the Golan Heights. We passed the largest package of Tax Cuts and reforms in American history. • Since then, $1.4 trillion dollars has poured back into the U.S. • 40 million American families are benefitting from our child tax credit; $2200 average • Designated nearly 9,000 Opportunity Zones in distressed communities. • Saved Family Farms from the Death Tax. • Under our tax cuts, small businesses can now deduct 20% of their business income. • Provided first ever tax credit for employers who provide paid parental leave for employees earning $72,000 or less annually. • Since then, the share of total wealth held by the bottom half of households has increased while the share held by the top 1 percent has decreased. We have cut more job-killing regulations than any other Administration. • For every new regulation we adopted, we have cut nearly eight old regulations. • Our regulatory relief will save Americans $377 billion per year, $3,100 per household • Our regulation cuts are having an especially beneficial impact on low income Americans who pay a much higher share of their incomes for overregulation. Ended the War on American Energy. U.S. is the #1 producer of oil and gas on Earth. • The typical family now saves an average of $2,500 a year on their energy bills. • U.S. is now a net exporter of energy; we have declared Energy Independence. • Opened ANWR and approved the Keystone XL and Dakota Access Pipelines. • Canceled the illegal, anti-coal, so-called Clean Power Plan. • Increased coal exports by more than 54% during my first three years in office. • Announced our withdrawal from the job-killing Paris Climate Accord. Confirmed more than 220 federal judges who will interpret the Constitution AS WRITTEN. • Confirmed Supreme Court Justices Neil Gorsuch and Brett Kavanaugh. • Confirmed 53 circuit judges. Filled all appeals court vacancies for first time in 40 yrs. We are BUILDING THE WALL and support STRONG BORDERS and NO CRIME. • Over 275 miles of wall already built. On pace to build 500 miles by early next year. • Reduced illegal border crossings by a staggering 78% since May 2019. • We have ended Catch-and-Release. • Seized a record amount of drugs and deported a record number of gang members. • Protecting Americans from terrorists with the Travel Ban, upheld by Supreme Court. • Improved vetting for refugees, and switched focus to overseas resettlement. We are taking care of our GREAT VETERANS: • Signed historic VA Choice legislation and the VA Accountability Act. • Expanded VA telehealth services, walk-in-clinics, same-day urgent primary and mental healthcare, and launched the promised 24-hour Veteran Hotline. • Took executive action to prevent Veteran suicide and eliminate student loan debts for disabled Veterans. • Recently signed bills expanding the eligibility for vets with blindness in both eyes, and requiring the VA to establish a treatment court program for vets who need treatment rather than punishment for certain nonviolent crimes. We are standing up for our great African-American community: • Signed groundbreaking Criminal Justice Reform. • Secured record & permanent funding for Historically Black Colleges and Universities. • Created Opportunity Zones - $100 billion dollars of new investment have poured in. • We achieved the lowest black unemployment rate in history, and will do it again. • We're fighting for SCHOOL CHOICE - education is the civil rights issue of our time. We are ensuring Great Healthcare with MORE AFFORDABILITY and MORE CHOICE: • Repealed the core of Obamacare - the unpopular individual mandate penalty GONE. • Also eliminated the health insurance tax, medical devices tax, and the Cadillac tax. • New insurance options through association health plans, short-term plans, and health reimbursement arrangements; some are up to 60% less expensive. • Prescription drugs saw their largest annual price decrease in over half a century. • To empower patients to choose the best doctor at the best price, we're giving Americans transparency with the price and quality of services before you buy. We are ensuring PROTECTIONS FOR VULNERABLE PATIENTS: • We are protecting people with preexisting conditions and preexisting physicians. • We are protecting Medicare and Social Security for our great seniors. • We are working with Congress to stop surprise medical billing. • We took executive action to strengthen Medicare and reformed the Medicare program to stop hospitals from overcharging seniors on their drugs. • Medicare Advantage premiums have decreased by 27% and Medicare Part D premiums are the lowest in 7 years. • Made new plans available for individuals with chronic conditions that cover medications like insulin without cost-sharing. We are turning the tide on the crisis of addiction with $6 billion in new funding: • Drug overdose deaths fell nationwide in 2018 for the first time in nearly 30 years. • Many of the hardest hit states have had the biggest drops, including: OH (22.2%),
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2020.07.25 06:29 ntidwell98 Thorough DD $IBIO

Who is IBIO?


IBIO CDMO


CDMO SERVICES


FastPharming Technology





FastGlycaneering (Glycan-Engineering)


Why FastGlycaneering?




PIPELINE





Advantages of IBIO-400







Partners


Team


FINANCIALS


CONCERNS:
· A few very important quotes from the 10-Q filed 05/15/2020
· “To become and remain profitable, the Company must succeed in commercializing its technologies, alone or with its licensees, the service offerings provided by its CDMO facility, and in developing and eventually commercializing products that generate significant revenue. In addition, profitability will depend on continuing to attract and retain customers for the development, manufacturing and technology transfer services offered by the Company.”
· “Based on the total cash on hand of approximately $10.0 million as of March 31, 2020, combined with subsequent purchases of the Company’s common stock by Lincoln Park through the date of the filing of this report totaling approximately $10 million, we believe the Company has adequate cash on hand to support the Company’s activities for at least one year from this report date.”



CONCLUSION
I am bullish medium/long term on IBIO if they can mange to effectively license their technology platforms as well as continue to further research and develop their vaccination candidates. IF either IBIO 200 and/or 201 show positive results soon in combating COVID, this is could lead to government funding (possible OWS) as the ability to mass produce 500 million vaccines annually on their own is huge. They have burned through a good bit of cash and are reliant on some key factors, but overall with the direction the world is going and the increased popularity/demand for vaccines, I am positive on the future outlook of IBIO for now.
I own a position of 1050 shares @ 4.49 and plan to hold for 1+ year.
Hope everyone enjoys and as always I invite comments, concerns, and additional information I missed. Best of luck to everyone with their trades and have a great weekend!


EDIT 1: July 29, 2020: IBIO filed an 8-K. Within the 8-K, it states "The Company plans to participate in media interviews and make a series of investor presentations over the next several weeks, during which it intends to discuss the preliminary preclinical data set forth in Exhibit 99.1, which is incorporated herein by reference." (Page 3, Item 8.01). In my opinion, you wouldn't participate in media interviews and prepare for investor presentations if you had negative preliminary data or doubts. I remain upbeat about the next few months.

EDIT 2: Ibio activated SAM funding on 07/31/2020

EDIT 3: Going back over my DD I realize I have left out 3 very important relationships iBio has formed this year.
  1. iBio Selected by IBM Watson Health for the use of IBM Clinical Development Solution at No Cost to help Support clinical COVID-19 Vaccine Candidates
    1. IBM Watson Health has selected iBio to receive 18 months of use of the IBM Clinical Development (ICD) solution, free-of-charge.
  2. iBio Expands COVID-19 Vaccine Collaboration to Include the Infectious Disease Research Institute (Seattle).
    1. Signed two Master Services Agreements (the MSAs”) and a Memorandum of Understanding (the “MoU”) with the Infectious Disease Research Institute (“IDRI”) in support of iBio’s SARS-CoV-2 Virus-Like Particle (“VLP”) vaccine development.
    2. IDRI will support pre-clinical development and provide clinical trial oversight, while iBio will provide process development and manufacturing services to IDRI, as needed.
    3. Additionally, the MoU calls for iBio and IDRI to establish a separate, additional agreement within the next 60 days if the Company opts to include one of IDRI’s novel adjuvants in the COVID-19 vaccine development program (“IBIO-200”).
    4. The MSAs and the MoU integrate IDRI into iBio’s collaboration with the Texas A&M University System to create a strong partnership that brings deep experience and advanced technologies and capabilities to the task of moving IBIO-200 into the clinic.
  3. Joined the National Institute for Innovation in Manufacturing Biopharmaceuticals (“NIIMBL”), one of 14 institutes in the Manufacturing USA Network.
    1. NIIMBL is a public-private partnership that aims to accelerate biopharmaceutical manufacturing innovations and establish an international, leading workforce to fundamentally strengthen the U.S. biopharmaceutical industry.
    2. NIIMBL has an extensive network of more than 140 academic and industry partners within the U.S., including biopharmaceutical companies, academic institutions, research laboratories and non-profit organizations.

EDIT 4:
Alright, so this is ALL THEORY again but I can't help but post to get everyones opinion.
I was going back and watching Trump's Press Conference from July 28th where he talks about "producing 100 million vaccines as soon as a vaccine is approved and then 500 million doses shortly after."
So, the 500 million dose approximation Trump stated caught my attention because that is the same approximation iBio has claimed previously and was reiterated by Tom Isett in his The Hill interview.
What REALLY caught my attention was at 0:21 to 0:45. Trump begins to ramble on about "logistically using the military", a group of people who's "whole life is based around logistics", and them being able to do it very very quickly. Well at the end Trump says "a very very talented General is in charge."
First, the Department of Defense built the 130,000 sq ft CDO that iBio acquired in Bryan, Texas. So they know it exist.
Second, guess who are on the Board of Directors at iBio, Inc.?
General (Ret.) James T. Hill was the Commander of the 4-Star United States Southern Command, reporting directly to the President and Secretary of Defense at the time of his retirement from active duty. As such he led all U.S. military forces and operations in Central America, South America and the Caribbean, worked directly with U.S. Ambassadors, foreign heads of state, key Washington decision-makers, foreign senior military and civilian leaders, developing and executing United States policy. His responsibilities included management, development and execution of plans and policy within the organization including programming, communications, manpower, operations, logistics and intelligence. General Hill's experience implementing plans and policies within diverse geographic regions and his insights regarding the conduct of business affairs in Central and South America is a key resource for us.

Philip K. Russell, M.D. served in the U.S. Army Medical Corps from 1959 to 1990, pursuing a career in infectious disease and tropical medicine research. Following his military service, Dr. Russell joined the faculty of Johns Hopkins University's School of Hygiene and Public Health and worked closely with the World Health Organization as special advisor to the Children's Vaccine Initiative. He was founding board member of the International AIDS Vaccine Initiative and was an advisor to the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation. He has served on numerous advisory boards of national and international agencies, including the Centers for Disease Control ("CDC"), the National Institutes of Health ("NIH") and the Institute of Medicine. Dr. Russell is a past Chairman of the Albert B. Sabin Vaccine Institute. Dr. Russell's extensive experience and expertise in the field of infectious diseases and his association with leading governmental and not-for-profit entities engaged in pioneering work throughout the world provides us with invaluable insights into priorities for these entities and business development opportunities for us.

EDIT 5:
Here are a few things I’ve been looking into lately in regard to iBio:
First off, The US Government has made investments in programmes such as DARPA’s Blue Angel and other accelerated, large-scale manufacturing efforts for medical countermeasures within the Department of Defense and Department of Health and Human Services to develop capabilities to rapidly respond to any emerging disease or pandemic threat.
[DARPA Effort Speeds Biothreat Response](https://archive.defense.gov/News/NewsArticle.aspx?ID=61520)
This is an article from DoD website from 2010.
This lead me to begin researching G-Con:
Since 2009, G-CON has lead the cleanroom industry, fulfilling pharmaceutical and biopharmaceutical needs and embracing new trends. G-CON designs, builds and installs prefabricated cleanroom PODs for a variety of dimensions and purposes, from laboratory environments to personalized medicines and even production process platforms.
Well I was watching a YouTube video about The GreenVax Project and the construction of the facility in Bryan/College Station that iBio eventually acquires in 2016.
https://youtu.be/T0nukOKUiCo
The same exact clean room solutions that G-Con designs is what Giroir is talking about in the video about being able to move the rooms around due to the air bearings.
EDIT 6:
USDA Confirmation of iBio planting seeds for Human Consumption.
EDIT 5: July 31st, 2020
The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) and Department of Defense (DoD) today announced agreements with Sanofi and GlaxoSmithKline (GSK) to support advanced development including clinical trials and large-scale manufacturing of 100 million doses of a COVID-19 investigational adjuvanted vaccine.... The U.S. government also has the ability to acquire up to 500 million additional doses. Is this could be what Trump was referring to?
It very well could be! I’ve stated that this is theory and nothing is for certain.
However, it has been said by many doctors/scientists that it will take many manufactures and vaccines to produce what’s being demanded. Even Trump stated that at his North Carolina COVID press release.
Things that stood out to me HHS, DoD article.
I could still very well be wrong. This is a personal opinion based on my own research and conclusions.

EDIT 7: August 6th, 2020
Trump signs executive order requiring government to buy ‘essential’ drugs from U.S. companies
EDIT 8: August 7th, 2020
SEC FORM SC 13D/A Eastern Capital Ltd. [Amend] General statement of acquisition of beneficial ownership.

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Alias: Shift
Date of birth: 2005/02/14
Tier: Gamma
Alignment: Villain
Intentions: Both
Appearance: Laila is a small Caucasian girl with a slight Asian look from her great grandfather. Blue eyes, black hair. She carries a mask and black jumpsuit she can change into in her backpack if she was going to be up to no good.
Background: Laila is from rural Kansas. She had few friends, as she was home schooled by her very religious mother who didn't want her kids to learn about any satanist stuff such as evolution or divorce. She was the youngest of seven, with six brothers. Laila was a bit of a tomboy, but always wore a dress or skirt and kept her hair long to please her momma. She would often tag along with her brothers on their hunting trips and her Pa got her her own .22 rifle when she turned ten, just like he did for her brothers.
Laila realized she had powers soon after the white event, but was afraid of anyone finding out, or the government would come and take her away. She slowly took months on her own to practice them off in the woods. When she was confident in her control of her power, she told her Pa about it, and demonstrated shifting around the room. He saw her skills as an opportunity to pay off his gambling debts, and got her in contact with some criminals in town.
Laila took to life in the underworld a little too readily, and within a month had paid off her dad's debts, the family's mortgage, her second eldest brother's college tuition, and had enough to get herself an apartment in the city. Much to her brothers' horror, her independence streak has gone so far as wearing skirts that reveal her knees. (But only while wearing tights. She isn't a hussy.)
Personality: Has a nervous and shy personality which she tries to make up for with false bravado.
Base of Operations: Mobile
Equipment/Resources: Has guns and some military grade equipment that she has stolen or acquired on the black market, as well as a fair amount of cash she has accumulated illegitimately.
Laila has a movie prop dead man switch. It has a trigger and a flashing light and little speaker in it that beeps, but no actual radio signal, since she doesn't have any bombs with kill signal triggers.
Powers:
  • Shift: Laila can shift to an alternate dimension becoming effectively invisible and intangible for short bursts. While shifted she can move at great speed, but must stop to return to reality. She can shift for up to 150 ms. While shifted she moves at Mach 2.5. She cannot move or harm anything in reality while shifted. She can take up to 50 kg of equipment and clothing with her during a shift. She has 1 ms reactions while shifted, but only 5 ms while in reality. She does not tire from shifted movement any more than walking.
Character Physicals:
Peak human aside from reaction time of 5 ms when not shifted.
Skills: A good shot, she has been practicing with several firearms since the white event. Has made some mob contacts to launder money.
Weaknesses: Hits like a human, takes a hit like a human.
Feats:
  • Shifted into a bank behind the tellers, swiped the money from the bill counter, shifted through the back wall to escape.
  • Shifted into a national guard armory, swiped a crate of grenades.
  • Killed a mob boss' family by annihilating their sedan with a SAW. Shifted to flee and avoid the cars full of goons, as she was hired to not kill the guards.
  • A guy shot at her, she shifted behind him and shot him in the back.
  • Shifted thorough a wall, saw that there were several heroes waiting on the other side, went back the way she came before returning to reality.
  • Made a head shot at 800 yards with an EBR. She was aiming for center of mass, but still, a hit is a hit.
  • Shifted into a car traveling on the highway, returned to reality at rest relative to the car seat she was sitting on.
  • Shifted into reality and shot a security camera and shifted out in 2 ms, leaving only a blur on a single frame of the recording.
  • Startled by a balloon popping she shifted and spun around instinctively, then realized it was nothing and returned to her original position in under 10 ms.
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2020.07.20 05:56 TricksterPriestJace Shift

Name: Laila Subaru
Alias: Shift
Date of birth: 2005/02/14
Tier: Gamma
Alignment: Villain
Intentions: Both
Appearance: Laila is a small Caucasian girl with a slight Asian look from her great grandfather. Blue eyes, black hair. She carries a mask and black jumpsuit she can change into in her backpack if she was going to be up to no good.
Background: Laila is from rural Kansas. She had few friends, as she was home schooled by her very religious mother who didn't want her kids to learn about any satanist stuff such as evolution or divorce. She was the youngest of seven, with six brothers. Laila was a bit of a tomboy, but always wore a dress or skirt and kept her hair long to please her momma. She would often tag along with her brothers on their hunting trips and her Pa got her her own .22 rifle when she turned ten, just like he did for her brothers.
Laila realized she had powers soon after the white event, but was afraid of anyone finding out, or the government would come and take her away. She slowly took months on her own to practice them off in the woods. When she was confident in her control of her power, she told her Pa about it, and demonstrated shifting around the room. He saw her skills as an opportunity to pay off his gambling debts, and got her in contact with some criminals in town.
Laila took to life in the underworld a little too readily, and within a month had paid off her dad's debts, the family's mortgage, her second eldest brother's college tuition, and had enough to get herself an apartment in the city. Much to her brothers' horror, her independence streak has gone so far as wearing skirts that reveal her knees. (But only while wearing tights. She isn't a hussy.)
Personality: Has a nervous and shy personality which she tries to make up for with false bravado.
Base of Operations: Mobile
Equipment/Resources: Has guns and some military grade equipment that she has stolen or acquired on the black market, as well as a fair amount of cash she has accumulated illegitimately.
Powers:
  • Shift: Laila can shift to an alternate dimension becoming effectively invisible and intangible for short bursts. While shifted she can move at great speed, but must stop to return to reality. She can shift for up to 150 ms. While shifted she moves at Mach 2.5. She cannot move or harm anything in reality while shifted. She can take up to 50 kg of equipment and clothing with her during a shift. She has 1 ms reactions while shifted and in order to shift, but doesn't think that fast in reality. She does not tire from shifted movement any more than walking.
Character Physicals:
Peak human aside from reaction time of 5 ms when not shifted.
Skills: A good shot, she has been practicing with several firearms since the white event. Has made some mob contacts to launder money.
Weaknesses: Hits like a human, takes a hit like a human.
Feats:
  • Shifted into a bank behind the tellers, swiped the money from the bill counter, shifted through the back wall to escape.
  • Shifted into a national guard armory, swiped a crate of grenades.
  • Killed a mob boss' family by annihilating their sedan with a SAW. Shifted to flee and avoid the cars full of goons, as she was hired to not kill the guards.
  • A guy shot at her, she shifted behind him and shot him in the back.
  • Shifted thorough a wall, saw that there were several heroes waiting on the other side, went back the way she came before returning to reality.
  • Made a head shot at 800 yards with an EBR. She was aiming for center of mass, but still, a hit is a hit.
  • Shifted into a car traveling on the highway, returned to reality at rest relative to the car seat she was sitting on.
  • Shifted into reality and shot a security camera and shifted out in 2 ms, leaving only a blur on a single frame of the recording.
  • Startled by a balloon popping she shifted and spun around instinctively, then realized it was nothing and returned to her original position in under 10 ms.
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2020.07.18 18:31 Army_Bot Summary For: Weekly Question Thread (12 MAR - 18 MAR)

I just did something stupid. Had a guy call me from the city where I went to MEPS (New Orleans) claiming to be a private investigator for some type of Army security clearance shit, asked me where I'm stationed/what unit I'm in. I stupidly told him, realized it's probably a scammer. How bad did I mess up? Should I let anyone know?
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I recently just swore myself into the Army as an 88k (Watercraft Operator). Theres not much info out there on the job beyond the basics of it. Any of you have any experience working as an 88k or worked with those under that mos?
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I want to get into the intelligence field. I have a bachelors degree so I’m looking to enlist as an E-4 (low GPA so I wouldn’t be Officer competitive). Practice ASVAB: 80 something. My goal is to join a three letter agency or a contractor. Here are my questions:
  1. I’m having trouble picking between the 35 Series MOS. Here is what I’m interested in and maybe you can point me to the right MOS. I like intelligence collection, not really analyzing. I hate coding, but if it involved technology I wouldn’t be opposed to it. I’m a native Spanish speaker. I feel like I’d like to gather the information, and have other people analyze it and present it. I hate presenting anything.
  2. How likely is it for someone with a bachelors degree, and a 35 Series MOS to be competitive at three letter agencies or contractors?
  3. Does being airborne, or going to ranger school allow me to do what I want (collection) more often than if I didn’t?
Thanks for the help!
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Can I switch recruiters if I don't think my current one doesn't care? I'm finishing sending in the pre-medical screening documents to process to go to MEPS etc. And after numerous times talking to my recruiter he continuously calls me the wrong name, pushes me to do 19D instead of 19K, and ignores calls/ doesn't remember my phone number. I'm thinking of just going to another recruiter to solve all of this but I'm not sure if I'm joined at the hip at this point.
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I was told I barely made minimum weight for a 20yr male 63 inches (133.3lbs). Isn’t the minimum weight for 63in 107lbs?
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Had some OCIE stolen from a vehicle. I'm looking through AR 735-5 to see if it describes all the circumstances that would make this theft "negligence" on SMs behalf. I've heard of a "no OCIE left in a vehicle for over 24 hours" but I can't find the supporting reg.
Anyone have insight or can refer me to the correct reg. I can't find it in AR 735-5
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Hey guys, First of all I want to say thank you for the plethora of information I've been able to receive by simply lurking around this sub-reddit and searching posts relevant to questions that I've had throughout the process of preparing to join the military.
Some background information relevant to my inquiry; I'm a 21 year old male who's been fighting the desire to join the army for 4 years due to my parent's requests to give civilian life a shot first (I know, stupid). I have 56 college credit hours under my belt and have been interning as a web developecustomer relations specialist for the past year, but I've come to the conclusion that I won't be satisfied with anything less than dedicating my life to the service of my country. I plan to make service in the Army a career, not a 4 and done type of deal.
With that information in mind, I've come to a point where I have one decision left to make. I'm ready to join the army as soon as I finish my internship in August. However, I feel I would be doing myself a disservice if I didn't at least entertain the notion of finishing my degree and applying for OCS. Part of me wants to enlist (19D, please hold the gay jokes to a minimum... I know some of you guys can't help yourselves here); I'm tired of putting off military service, and I've always had a desire for the enlisted "worker" type life. But part of me thinks the experience and opportunity for leadership that comes with a commission is something worth delaying my entry into the service for. My reservation in that respect would be the fact that I would be joining the service later, probably at age 24.
Does anyone have any insight or recommendation regarding my situation? Appreciate the comments in advanced, thank you all for your service to our country and advice in my current situation.
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Stupid questions, I've been guilted in by a friend to join the marines since he needed a referral for a promotion. I've been thinking about joining the army before hand. After going to meps, taking the oath, being in the dep, being personally trained everyday past months(since I couldn't go past 5 push ups, 10 crunches, mile and half 17min). After failing the initial strength test for my shipment date, I had the choice of either being discharged or keep training to continue, I want to continue, but I still want to join the army, how screwed am I? Can I still join, should I quit the marines and switch or let them discharge me? I'm still training on my own, currently I can do as of currently 30-35 push ups, 85 crunches 2min, and run a mile and half at 12:40., edit also i'm 22
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how do a medical reclass work?
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I need advice for getting larger in size (gaining weight while remaining fit or lean). I'm already at my duty station and past training but I'm a short 5'5 guy and I weigh only about 140 pounds. I badly want to gain weight I take weight gain and eat trash like burgers and fries everyday but my weight just maintains itself.
I'm only 20 and I look really young. I used to be fat in school then I lost that weight naturally and never could put it back on. Please is there anything I can do I want to get big not necessarily shredded but i feel hopeless
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I have a few questions as i am still new to this whole army thing. How much should I expect to be deploying if I'm on active jump status at bragg. Also how does deployments work concerning your room and all the stuff in it? Does the room just get locked up or do you need to get like a storage space? Also what's ft bragg like? I hear so much negatives about it but why? Thank you!
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Does anyone know where to get OCP boonie caps. I am captaining a team in the Bataan Memorial Death March and we'd prefer not to get absolutely burnt to shit out there. We're wearing OCP not multicam and from what my googling can tell me its not so easy to find OCP pattern ones.
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Finished with OSUT and just waiting to leave to my first duty station. Can I get promoted once I get there for being awarded Honor Grad for my cycle? I’ve heard a couple different things.
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So I’ve been reading up on the whole CLI/MLI changes. I’m prior service who meets the criteria for the MLI. Now once I get these asshats to update my ERB to reflect my correct TIS/TIG, I should be put on the MLI list the 1st of April, correct? Then upon completion of BLC, I should be promoted if my star MOS stays bottomed out and they pick everyone up, correct? After I’m on the MLI list, there is no incentive to board, right? Since you’re on the promotable list with P status, correct? I want to make sure I understand this right.
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Anyone try the new 670-1 compliant Solaman boots?
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will be at rucker for one month tdy. best hotel close to post that wont get me the hivs?
(yes I did read the Super post thread for the region but direct question wasn't answered imo.)
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Reporting to my first duty station from VA to Kansas
But while driving through VA I get pulled over for speeding, 90 in a 70 mile zone. come to find out this is actually reckless driving in VA. My court date is May 1. Officer said I can call and I won’t have to show up.
How fucked am I? Should I tell my chain of command that I haven’t even met? Or call the office there/ hire a lawyer to get it reduced to a speeding ticket?
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Im 14 days form PCSing from bolc and i dont have orders. Ive stopped by student records and they keep saying by COB of the day ive stopped in but nothing so far. I honestly dont know what to do at this point. Any tips or advice would be helpful
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Is there a trick to keeping your boots from looking like poo after a few months? Probably belongs in the WAT thread, but whatever, I can't find any information on how to keep brown leather from staining from xyz.
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Thinking about joining and making a career out of it. I'm 26. Is a career in the infantry with the hopes of going ranger, a stupid decision?
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Anybody have experience enlisting at 28? What are some things that may be different for an older recruit?
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Any 25N's here? I'm hopefully enlisting next week and this job really interests me. I'm curious about day to day life and certs you can gain from AIT.
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Morning/Afternoon,
So I've just been placed on assignment to Ft. Carson. I'm excited about the move, but I do have a question.
I'm a single E6 and I've spent almost my entire military career overseas. I'm not exactly sure what unit I'm going to, but I know I'll be going to 4ID.
Am I authorized BAH? The Carson page stated that SSGs had to find their own lodging arrangements during inprocessing so I'm sure I'll have to get a place. The main reason I am asking this is because my S1 told me that I need proof that I am authorized BAH to attach to a DA31 (as substantiating records or whatever) so that my BN CDR can authorize me permissive TDY.
Has anyone here been stationed there before? I haven't been stationed in the states in a long time so again, I'm pretty excited.
Thanks for the help.
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here at ft benning training. Truck is broken and need to bring it to a shop. Anyone know anywhere off post in columbus that wont fuck a private over?
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I had to get a medical waiver in order to join the army and because of this I can not get 18x. I do however want to go into Special Forces. I'm currently contracted as a 13F(Forward Observer) in the DEP and simply what is the fastest way to achieve this goal from here on out? I know when joining the Army one should focus on passing basic, ait, etc but this is long term goal and I want to utilize my time properly.
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Dropped a packet a few months ago for 160th SOAR after meeting with a 160th recruiter and I exceeded all the prerequisites to apply. I was curious if anyone from the unit or anyone with knowledge of how the process goes can tell me how long or even if I'll hear back from someone in regards to my application?
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I am a MAVNI future soldier finally heading to basic in Fort Jackson. I am going in as an E4 (92A) since I have my college degree and I am hoping to be an officer someday. Any advice, suggestions, or tips for basic and beyond is appreciated.
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I’ve already completed a bachelors and masters. I want to use TA for premed prerequisite classes (biology, chemistry, calculus, etc) while active duty. Possible?
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How could I get into the 101st if I go 11b? Can ai work it into my contract or is it luck of the draw?
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Enlisting as a 68w. Wasn’t able to secure an option 40 with that mos but I took it anyways because I heard good things. Recruiters are telling me that I could probably just ask for a ranger recruiter when I get to my first duty station. They also said there was no chance for me to be able to volunteer in AIT. Don’t know if he’s being truthful as my recruiter has the social skills of an Armenian car salesman. Am I screwed if I want to pursue this at any time in my enlistment?
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Leaving for Basic today, thanks for all the help with the daily threads. I’m gon try to not die.
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If I join the army right now what are the chances I’ll be apart of the Kim Jong Un meeting ?
I’ll take that bastard down myself.
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So I have been deciding to get new boots, was wondering if any of you recommend Garmont T8 Bifida or Nike SFB. Those are the 2 im debating between and don't know which to get.
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What muscles are mainly used in PRT push ups compared to wide arm push ups?
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Highly interested in joining the military, in persuit of a future career in Information Security Analyst/Admin.
I’m a bit conflicted between the Air Force and the Army, which will arm me better for civilian success in the IT/CyberSec field?
I’m interested in both 17C and 35Q (Is there a difference?)
I’ve heard that the culture and ‘hooah’ of the Army leaves a big roadblock for 17C’s and Intel guys to be highly productive and develop great skills.
I really just want to be prepared to be an outstanding IT professional and on the fast track to high-paying Jobs and career success
I appreciate any and all help!! Thanks
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Is there anywhere in the Army system that actually lists your pay-grade? I know that sounds like a dumb question, but bear with me.
I'm trying to keep an eye on it to see if it's been adjusted from O-1 to O-1e.
MyPay/DFAS only lists my officer rank as O01 and when I asked them about it, they said Tier 1 people have no way of seeing the E modifier, nor is it listed anywhere either of us can see it.
My paygrade on my iperms says "2LT" ... yeah, my rank, not even the wrong paygrade.
My last hope was to check my SRB, but it only gives me a "disable popup" warning for a flash before doing nothing (I have popups disabled completely).
So... does it actually list it anywhere?
It's been two months and my unit has yet to help me get this done and I kind of want it corrected before I head to BOLC where it actually starts to affect my pay.
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Can you watch through tank optics while wearing glasses?
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Can anyone give me any more-indepth-than-GoArmy.com info on 37F training and selection?
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Lost meal card while on funeral detail, haven't eaten at the dfac in a month due to strict checks and don't feel like getting a counseling. How should I go about ?
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So August will be the end of my current station stabilization from reenlisting. I will have exactly 2 years left at that point. When should I expect PCS orders to a new duty station? Or, what are the chances they leave me here to finish out my contract. I was at my previous duty station for 5 years for some reason, I only left because I reenlisted for somewhere new. I'd like to stay where I'm at so my wife can finish up medical school.
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Really stupid question but can't find an answer anywhere can i order something online from a merchant in Europe to get it faster than ordering it overseas if I have an APO AE? Or will they ship it back to the states 1st?
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Sworn in Thursday and leaving in august, 15q, if anyone can give any insight on the AIT and day to day of the job i'd appreciate it, thanks.
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Headed to MEPS next week, my third time booking a job (had some issues pop up here and there) and every time 35P has always been there but my recruiter says she doesn't recommend it because of the clearance. Im sure she has my best interest in mind but is it that hard to get a clearance?
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Question for linguists but looking for Koreans specifically: did the language courses you take adequately prepare you for dialects or irregular speech patterns beyond the base language? I've only been studying on my own for a lil over a month but if I'm not mistaken, there are unique differences between North & South Korea's vocabulary whereas NK has more Korean-based words while SK has more English Loan words. There's also a distinct manner of speaking for SK soldiers.
I plan on studying these much later down the road but will this be covered at all or am I going to have to study on my own if I want to learn it?
Also thank you to everyone who gave me advice on resources to use for studying in the 1st place. I wound up using all of your advice as well as improvising with my own things - think I'm doing pretty well.
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If I go SMP in the guard and we deploy do I get to do my enlisted job?
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Posted here before and on shadowspear forums. Figured id throw in one final question because i am going to MEPs tomorrow for the 5th time to sign my contract.
I had an issue with my left eye it was 20/30 corrected. right is 20/20. Finally got my waiver, figured i would not be able to get my 18x contract i have been training for. Already mentally prepared to go 11 series and transfer to 18 series in OSUT, yestreday i sat down with recruiter and he wanted me to sign an 11x/option 40. I ended up locking in the system just a plain ol vanilla 11x contract, realized later in the day that if i can get option 40.. i could get 18x. So should i let them know i want to wait for an 18x because of course everything is set in stone for me and i would get some sort of bonus i assume. Or just ride the wave and go with 11x, knowing i have a good GT score and ill get maxed out PT test. So should have 0 issues getting 18x once i am at OSUT.
Sorry this was kind of poorly written, i am in a rush. Just wanted to get this question posted before I leave the house today.
Thanks -Max
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I saw someone on here compare 17C to 35Q. Training for 17C is a lot longer, are the jobs actually similar, or is it like, job rivalry so to say?
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Sorry I know this has been asked to death but I just have to ask. So today I had a good meeting with my recruiter yesterday where we finalized all the necessary paperwork and I am at the moment scheduled to go to MEPS later next week. I brought up that I have smoked marijuana but after saying that it has been over 6 months from my last time, he brushed it off.
Now to be perfectly honest I’ve smoked about 16 times, and I’m more than willing to go through the paper work to get a waiver, I still have school until early June. Next to all my jobs that I would like require a TS clearance, and everyone here makes it very clear that I will get caught, and it will be on my head if I lie and get caught. So I’m just thinking, would it be best to possibly try and work with a different recruiter? Thanks for any and all advice.
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I saw a E-5 With a tiny ranger tab sewn onto his PC above his rank. What was this?
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I'm a bit confused about the advanced paygrade upon enlisting regarding completion of JROTC. From what I've been able to find online, completing 2 or more years of JROTC qualifies you for advancement to an E-2 upon enlisting. It probably seems common sensical but I've been unable to find if the Army recognises this for JROTC programs across all branches. So having completed 3 years of AF JROTC, will this qualify me for advancement in paygrade?
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Anyone know if come ets, the army will cover plane tickets? Wife is getting out and we do not all fit in our car with the animals. Renting a one way car costs more than flying does.
Just curious if this is something they cover so we can finish planning.
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I'm in the ROTC program at my university seeking to contract in the future. I want to get some experience as an enlisted member in the military and get some of the benefits that come with being the military while in college by being in the SMP.
Should I join the Army Reserve or the National Guard? Which have the better benefits? Are there certain opportunities that are exclusive to either one?
Which MOS will fit into the same summer I do BCT? I don't want AIT to intrude into the fall semester of next school year.
I have already began speaking with an Army recruiter and have started filling out paperwork and took the practice ASVAB. If I decide to join the National Guard instead would I have to speak to another recruiter or can I finish the process with the same one?
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Im currently at ait and received my first duty station as Fort Stewart. Thing is, im option 40 and my understanding was that Benning would be my first duty station for RASP no matter what.
Is there something im missing?
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Going to NTC sometime in the next few months. What can I expect? Enlisted, for reference. Won’t be living that cushy TOC life.
Things to bring/buy? Things I should be aware of? Any advice?
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I am about to join the Army after I turn 18 in June, and I've been playing electric guitar for 1 year and 3 months and I am also currently interested in singing as well. I really want it to be what I do in the future and I was looking at the Musician (42R) And it seems pretty interesting, I have incredible determination to make this my future, Even if it has to be on the side. But say I do go for 42R, It doesn't really say anywhere on the that page on how to go about doing an audition.
So my question is, How would I go about doing an audition, and What would I have to play in and or do in that audition.
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Scored a 96 on my ASVAB today. What jobs can I do?
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Can you contribute to the TSP and get out after 20 for a paycheck every month?
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As someone who has only ever had OHA which pays me for exactly what my rent is, I was wondering how BAH works. I am PCSing to Ft Hood but want to live in Georgetown, do I just get the Ft Hood based BAH or would it be based off of Georgetown? TIA.
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What location is BAH in basic training based on? Your dependents zip, or your training location?
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If you go in with a 3 year contract 11x would you still be able to volunteer for selection? Would you have to extend the contract and by how much?
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Been in for 6months, just recieved auto promotion to PV2. Here's my question, because of Hurricane Irma and taking a quick start I wasn't able to get my transcripts to meps in time, I have 60 credit hours. Currently I'm a AIT student at Huachuca with a couple months left and was wondering if I could talk with anyone about PFC promotion or did I lose my window of opportunity and tough luck? Thanks for time
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Hello, before i dive into this situation i am not trying to come across as i am to good for where i have ended up or that i do not appreciate what the military is doing for me.
With that being said, i have had a very interesting experience at MEPS and would like to share it with the community to get some insight and see if maybe i am in the wrong here. I went to MEPS with an 11x contract reservation by my local recruiting office, once arrived at the Miami MEPS office i was told i do not qualify for this job.
Now full disclosure i have a slight lazyness in my left eye- known as ambloypia. I had to get a waiver for this and also had a eye consultation.
My eye results stated that my vision is correctable to 20/20 - 20/30. Once my waiver was approved i was informed my new PULHES score is 111111
However the MEPS recruiter told me that i do not qualify over and over, i pulled my local recruiter inside with me who was in the hall just to see what he says. Basically they went back and forth and my recruiter seemed slightly confused. He even repulled the job for me in the system on his laptop but the MEPS recruiter was not having it. He went on to say that my eye consult i was instructed to get done has 0 value to them and that he is only giving me a job based off initial findings at MEPS. But initial findings at MEPS are uncorrected vision where as my corrected is 20/20-20/30. So that is two completely different values.
Told me if i want to end up one day with a slot in SFAS that i have to go to 12B and after my 14 weeks i can contact the SF recruiter to submit my packet. That sounds peachy but i keep finding information about having to be at a duty station for at least a year to reclass, certain ranks, if leadership will even release you, on and on.
I have a good friend who was an 11b that is just concerned for my future, he told me he has seen this happen to lots of people and they in the end will lose motivation and get broken down. He believes as well that 12b and 11x have the same vision standard so if i can enlist under one.. why not the other.
Like i said i am happy and lucky to even have made it this far, i understand a lot of people do not get the chance to enlist at all no matter how hard they try. I just do not like the feeling of potentially having the wool pulled over my eyes.
I know i have been on these forums a good bit more than i probably should be and just should roll with my situation. But i value the information you all have and the experience,. With that being said i do not want to make improper life decisions because i did not stand up to a recruiter in the fear of a 6th trip to MEPS. I want to have little to no regrets in life.. at least if they are easy to fix before they occur.
Of course if there is nothing to be done i will be optimistic, keep my head up and work my ass off to get where i want to be.
I hope you understand where i am coming from and do not see this in the wrong light. Thanks for any replies in advance.
-Max
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still in iet status but is there a way to see duty station openings in AKO or ASK?
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Is the 92W (Water Treatment Specialist/Active-Duty) job worth it? Doesn't look bad, but obviously I'm not in.
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Good afternoon all. Im looking for any and all information on army reserve civil affairs. There seems to be a litany of info in regards to active duty, but zero describing the day to day life, training, op tempo or what RESERVE Civil Affairs even really does, besides reading the general description on a recruiting site. Im also interested and was wondering if anyone would be able to detail the chances of getting into high speed schools ( airborne, sapper, assault).
My number one priority is my education, but I feel the need to serve our amazing country, am energized by the potential of one or more deployments and moreso want something extremely challenging in my life.
Please advise.
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Hi All,
I was selected as a summer intern for the Army JAG Corps, and will be spending 3 months "in Kaiserslautern". Unfortunately, I don't know much else, and won't be assigned a sponsor for an unknown amount of time.
This is concerning, as I need to figure out a place to live for such an awkward amount of time, figure out transportation, etc. My best guess is that I will end up working at the legal services office on Kleber Kaserne, but again, I don't know for sure.
So, anyone have any similar experiences or tips to share? I'm looking into AirBnb's, im trolling BooKoo listings, and trying to figure out if I can use the Housing Management Office at Ramstein to help find lodging, since I am still on IRR for the ARNG.
Thanks in advance for comments!
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So I'm a 17 yr old high school dropout with a GED. I really wanted to do some high speed combat badass shit so I did my research and decided on the Rangers. I talked to my recruiter and reserved an 11xop40 contract. Went to MEPS but they said I couldn't sign that day bc of being out of high school, I have to be 18. I turn 18 1 week after, so my recruiter says hell drop it and immediately go back in and get it, so it'll be reserved for another week. Talked to him today and he says he tried, but 10 seconds after he dropped it, it disappeared and he couldn't get another one, no more. They're trying to get me to do a normal 11x no option, saying it's very common for the 75th to recruit from basic graduation. Saying there's a good chance I'll get airborne or RASP right after OSUT or at least soon after. Idk what to do..
I'm not okay with being basic infantry my whole time, and I'm not okay with being a paratrooper my whole time. However, if I have to be in one of these for a couple months, then I think I'll be okay with that. Is this unrealistic? Are slots at these schools hard to come by?
Thanks to anyone who can help
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Having difficulty finding info on 68x, but am wondering what type of civilian careers it lends you. Or is it a dead end MOS?
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Is getting a gall bladder removal surgery medically disqualifying for the army?
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Is a 76 a good score on the asvab?
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I apologize for asking, but can somebody become a ranger in the National Guard? I’m considering commissioning using the split training option, but is it better to just transfer to the Army using blue to green then commissioning using green to gold or is that competitive like STA-21?
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I am currently Air Force and have a few questions regarding cyber commission for the Army. If you have any knowledge of the program do you mind commenting or sending me a pm.
That would be greatly appreciated. Thank you!
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Leaving for Infantry OSUT shortly and have some questions. My recruiter isn't infantry so he wasn't able to answer them thoroughly.
1.) Exactly how cut off am I from the outside world? I'm a person who really enjoys reading the news, will I have access to the goings-on of the world or will I only be able to hear about things from letters and things the DS tell us?
2.) What do you do all day? I understand get up early, PT, shower, eat breakfast. But then what? Precisely what is the day spending doing and learning?
3.) Do DSes read incoming mail?
4.) Is the date on my contract that says I will leave reception and begin the real deal accurate or is that a rough estimation? I leave on a Tuesday and my paperwork states I will be cleared from reception the following Monday.
5.) Battle buddies. How are they assigned?
6.) Are companies a mix of 18Xs, Op. 40s, Op. 4s, or is everybody separated?
7.) Is my head kept shaved weeks 1-14 or is some lenience allowed as the training progresses?
8.) Working out in my free time. Feasible? I'm trying not to lose shape and was wondering if I would be able to, say, get some additional running in or am I just relegated to doing pushups in the bay for example.
9.) Is it true SF recruiters come to OSUT classes to get people to volunteer for 18X? I'm aware Ranger recruiters come by, but SF?
Thanks.
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Would being subscribed to Alex Jones channel be grounds to not being allowed to join in military intelligence MOS?
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I am seriously considering joining the army. I have met with a recruiter once, im not in peak physical shape. But im really joining to becoming Military Police. So my question is, how much combat will this role see? I would not like to see any combat however if i join i will accept it. So how much combat does Military Police see?
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If anyone can lend me a bit of insight on a matter I'm having, I'd appreciate it; Context: I'm 20 going into the Army, looking into getting a 17C MOS if possible. I scored a 95 on the ASVAB and have about 41 college credits to work with.
I'm at the medical portion of my recruiting, and I've wisened to the motto that MEPS only knows what you tell them. The issue I'm having is that I have a severe Penicillin allergy and a small, but obvious scar across my abdomen from a childhood surgery (with complete documents). I was told that the former can be a disqualifier (even though I know you can red tags, but I'm not sure how you get them) and the latter will drag out the process indefinitely.
I was told to see am allergist and send over all the docs related to the surgery. I'm also going out to get a bill of health to prove I'm well and able.
So here's my concern: Does a penicillin allergy extend processing? Can be I completely dismissed over a small scar and surgery notes or do I still have a shot? *please pm me for specifics if needed
Sorry for the essay, but this has my mind racked. Thank you for your help!
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Anyone got info on the airborne psyops unit at BT Collins?
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Will being bald screw me over in basic at all? I hear having your head already shaved is a bad idea but I don't feel like rocking the George Costanza look either.
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Can i join the US army if i was in the Canadian army before?
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Anyone know how to get their cac reader to work for a macbook?
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2020.07.10 02:04 kyleraymundv2 Therapy Session

Coat, hat, degree on the wall, professionally installed carpet. Couch is not a couch per se, more a sterile and pillowless recliner, designed to give one the best experience possible. Lights, walls, bookshelf in the back full of empty pamphlets, stuffed folders, to the brim with index cards and postcards and info on my past clients. Mahogany, not real mahogany, of course, the desk is made out of wood pulp covered by a layer of plywood designed to look like mahogany. Very dry, yet distinguished, and from a distance you could almost call me a professional. I am a professional, I have a degree in all sorts of mental gymnastics, but you wouldn’t know that.
I dress casually at all times, feeling that one can feel more at ease with slacks and a t-shirt, baseball cap flipped to the side. I am nearing middle age, 42, my eyes squint in dusty conditions and my hair is receding like Grunge. I pace from the bookshelf to the chair in the corner , sometimes. Still don’t know why that chair is there, for a wife or parent or something to sit down while their associate is sorted through, though to date I haven’t had any patients accompanied by anyone. Above this chair, which is plastic with comfy padded armrests, next to this is a potted plant, fake of course, about seven inches to the left is a portrait by some famous artist, of what I suppose one would call the impressionist period, Monet and that sort, only this one is a cheap replica I got for $100 at the local auction, the guy even stated that it was a replica, but who cares, it’s a nice painting and some good décor, more suggestive than a Rorschach test, though I still keep a deck of those stashed in the drawer, just in case.
The painting has ample strokes and pleasant overtones, but something about it makes the mind do acrobatics. I’ve had three of my quota mention that they’ve seen it somewhere before, in a TV show or something, that it was in the background, that it’s always been there. In their heads, they can’t seem to get it out. It’s not San Giorgio Maggiore, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was painted in the same year. This one is simpler, no cathedral in the background, but like Giorgio, it’s set on the water, small fishing dock, maybe a port, and the shapes are just as obscured and vague in the evening haze. In the middle is a ship. Big thing, massive, calls to mind the steamers of old, and there are people on it, too, if you look very closely, faint, almost indiscernible silhouettes. Manning the rigging, wheel, etc. It’s pretty, but I often wonder who painted this and who these people are supposed to be. I also wonder what it would be like to exist in such an Impressionistic world. Get sucked in, feel this synthetic carpet move back under my feet as the noises of freshwater Venetian waves and murmuring ship hands grow closer and closer. I wonder sometimes, and my clientele give me the answers.
The man who came in last week should know, he walked through and sat on the couch, he was worried, I could tell by the wrinkles in his forehead, so I told him to lie down on there so he could spill all his worries out like a torrential flood right there in the middle of all this psychiatric foliage. I turned off the lights, they’re usually too bright for anyone to think, I only have them so I can work, then I went over to the wall and opened up the windows, let soft natural light and fresh air fill the room. There on the couch, legs periodically crossed, eyes looking at that replica of mine, he filled me in. The guy, I would say, was not by any means looking shabby. He had good hair, he was in his thirties, early thirties. Sandy hair, maybe from the Southwest, Caucasian, with certain features that indicates a decrepit and empty aura if not a decrepit look.
I muted my phone- push button landline, have yet to switch over to those cellular things, but it does have fax- walked over to him. I pulled out my sketchpad. I guess I didn’t pull it out of anywhere, it was lying on the desk, I’m sloppy with those things, shouldn’t leave notepads lying on the desk where anyone can read them, I should put it in the drawer. Flip through it, get to today, the guy moans a bit and turns over. I know this guy scheduled himself, didn’t just come in here, and I wonder if my receptionist saw what I’m seeing now or if this is just a hangover of some kind. The guy’s clothes are a bit wrinkled, wearing tennis shoes, classic sign of immaturity, or at least Freud would have me believe, but I try and keep an open mind. He points at my personal computer, asks if I could switch the monitor off, a request which I oblige. The darkness in the room now is stifling, almost irrepressible, synthetic materials turned to jungle and organic thriving something off in the corners of this large expanse.
The man has seen something, done something, something which draws him into shadows. Even the midday sun coming through the halfway down blinds cannot repress the feeling of missed opportunity which surrounds this man, a missed opportunity or a blemish on his past. I scribble these things and more down as he opens his lips, and what comes out is not a grunt, or a moan, but a monotone, stale voice. I think about how I am older than this man and yet have so much less than he does, he has experience. He’s seen things, been around things, knows where his head is at and what inning it is. A professional, I assume, looking good and maybe with a wife but no children, maybe she’s unable to have children. Once more, the painting calls to him, the ship so long ago with its rigging and anchor, and ant people scuttling around. Though the ship and the sky itself is obscured in a twilight haze obscured by a real midday haze, atmospheric discombobulation, his eyes are nonetheless enchanted by the world this picture paints. It is because as I have said he is a man of questions and darkness and twilight, and some twilight long ago in Venice or perhaps even Malta the sun is going down and people in near-empty streets are sharing obscure European food in corner cafes, a precursor to that one with the three men alone in a corner café on a dark New York City at night. The ships make ambient noises as their prows cut through the water, and above birds fly open and opaque in the orange hue. His eyes are drawn to this world, and I listen in the darkness as his corneas are sucked across the room.
I know you won’t believe me, he says. Nobody will believe this, you hack, you fraud, this is something for me and me alone. Water, please? His arm gestures, I walk out the door, down the hallway, make a right, to the water cooler, which gurgles softly, pours cool sweet sugar free liquid into a sterile and generic paper cup with swirling brown lines on the sides. Receptionist is at the desk, browsing through something, She’s a good lady. My wife gives me strange looks, she probably thinks I’m cheating on the side with this ditzy 22 year old, yeah right. Anyway. Back in the room, around the corner, shut the door with a soft and svelte click. Give the guy his water. He raises himself with his left elbow, left may have some subtext, must mean something, everything means something unless it doesn’t. Sips it long and hard, glugs that right down his throat until the cup is devoid of even the smallest drop. Still sweating profusely. Eyes like a scared rabbit. Outside, one minute, the light was so scathing. In here it’s cool and dark and night in Venice, and masked figures race along stone pathways, bridges stretch over dark rippling canals over which the lone gondola carries a night passenger to some unknown bistro. Lamps over the canals, too, they reflect sharply on those depthless waves.
And at the same time it’s a blue day outside, postcard blue, traffic can be heard and the buildings resound a sharp grey against the monotone sky. 42 stories down, it’s the lunch hour, revolving doors and cheap trinkets, street cart food and newsstands with all the usual tabloids. Why am I so nervous? I swivel my seat around, get out from behind the desk, right next to him. That’s it. Keep my eyes away from the painting. Whatever you do, don’t look at that painting. You don’t want to know.
Picture if you would a typical day in Seattle. I can’t, I’ve never been there, wouldn’t know the first thing about the place, especially 15 years ago, but picture it anyway. Space Needle, whatever. Pike Place Market, is that in Seattle? I can see it, rows of shops stretching on towards the horizon. We have a mall here, but not a full-on market, just a mall. Cheap shops, people walking and talking on their doodads, parking lot that goes on and on. Miles of labyrinthine corridors lined by the outlets of commerce. He says something along these lines. Mental image, not of Venice this time but of a city of contrasts, woods, mountains, also beaches and city blocks. Confusing place, confusing times, confusing everything, an aesthetic that would lend a hand towards the downright obscene or the unabashedly lovely. I can tell as he recounts this that he’s being awfully genuine, and as he paints this idyllic past I hesitate to use the notepad as this all seems so irrelevant. Gradually, my arm falls, and the pencil drops to the floor. Five minutes later, the notepad joins it.
I stare out the window as his voice loses its monotone qualities and picks right up to speed. I hear about places and people I’ve never heard about, either this guy is a very convincing storyteller or he really was there. Dates line up. He tells me about a school, the girls he went out with, friends he had. I don’t tell him to cut to the chase but I don’t want to rush him and my appointments are empty today. Always slow on Tuesdays. These anecdotes are words, phrases, congealing into an apt picture of the times. He tells me about a concert he went to, the aura of the era, the signs of the times. I’m nostalgic, but not as much as he is, because I’m older than him and he really appreciated these times while they happened. His adolescence doesn’t sound too bad, I think, decent enough, both his parents were supportive, he had lots of friends, even went to dances, where apparently he was popular. Showed up at most of the parties he was invited to, didn’t do drugs but did drink, though not in excess, not in levels that would damage one’s liver or mind. He seems to tell these fuzzy memories as if they happened to someone else, as if they couldn’t have happened to him.
He doesn’t warrant these stories, he wasn’t this good, he didn’t have this much fun, so on. There’s something he’s hiding from me. I offer him a candy, bribe, whole bowl of them right there on my table. Sure it’s cliché? But whatcha gonna do to get someone to open up other than to offer them a treat? I got the idea after seeing the Michelle Pfeiffer movie earlier this year, fireballs, what a great idea, I thought, because it is, right? Except when I went to the store, they didn’t stock fireballs, because of course they didn’t, but they did have Lemonheads, and I figure either way an extreme taste is an extreme taste, right? Gets the juices flowing, gets the tongue moving. Take this, I say, drop the candy in his hand. He unwraps it slowly and thoughtfully, all the while his tongue still going, wrapper crinkling, and he gives it to me and I stuff the wrapper in my pocket, figure to get up and toss it would be too much of a distraction. I’m also scared, though of what I don’t know. This pining and waxing gets on my nerves, the present is enough already without dwelling on the past. I keep in mind, however, that repression is a factor at play here, and between the smacking and rolling that crunchy citrus ball of sugar around from tooth to jaw and back again I get the idea that something is going on in his mind more than something is going on in his mouth, that his mind is a question and I want to answer it, probe it, feel it the way he handled that wrapper, mull over it. Beautiful mind. Dark room, quizzical shadows fall over the furniture. Scene, Action. Piece of cake.
Woods, open and clear day, and across these woods, behind me, is one of those mountains which appears mind-bogglingly high because we’re at sea level. I, however, am stuck between the two. In my hand is a portable cassette player, expensive. My father bought this trinket for me when I was 13, told me it was the wave of the future and he had been nurtured by vinyl as a child. Loud noises fill my mind through thick wires which lead to a strange outfit on my head, one which covers both my ears through the use of a connection on top, a headband of sorts. I turn this device off, store it away, sling the wires over my shoulder, stash the thing in my pocket. Compact, light, easy. Forest noises, wooded glade, in a sense I wish the entire state was like this, a vast expanse of trees producing oxygen, oxygen which fills my lungs. It is midday and the sun is hot but not overly so, and I am dressed for the occasion. Mountains surround these shadowed glades, massive and overpowering and near-Canadian, although they lack the intensity of Canadian slopes.
Sun plays tricks on the needles, leaves are sparse but they shimmy and shake in the rosy glow. Everywhere you can see the green, the overpowering and steady green, the always-present and nearly-not-natural green. Green are the bushes, the herbs, the small trees and the big trees. Green, too, are the mosses and lichens. I do not fear these effervescent structures, in fact they call to me. I am propelled over root and rot to ancient structures time forgot, a crumbling bridge here, an old aqueduct there, left abandoned and in misery out where nobody will find them and man maintains them seldom to none. I do not find them, they find me nonetheless, because decay is very powerful here, green is very powerful here. Green is everywhere. Green can take a structure which took hours and years to build, filed away by some bureaucratic office, and reduce it all to a pile of rubble.
What is green? Green is chaos, green is the longing and the wanting of privacy and the acquisition of said solidarity, and once this is acquired one doesn’t want to leave, you’ve caught a bug, the green bug, one could say. Ferns here, too, old dinosaur things, slippery and wet, and you wonder how they haven’t decayed. You wonder how this all hasn’t decayed yet, it’s so wet and rainy, you’d think it would encrust and grow mold, become a massive soup of rot and fungus, with mountains to hold it all in, swamps and puddles and torrential moistness held in deep dark foaming puddles under the moon while the wind whistles through the dead branches, dead of course because all the leaves have fallen off and gone to the filth reserves. You wonder this, because in the old days, world war one when they had a supply of fresh boots, trenchfoot would seep up through the toes and ligaments. Shortage of boots, and though the foot was living tissue, it rotted away all the same. Rotted in the dirty crevasses, those muddy foxholes, it rotted all the same. You saw this condition referenced on a medical drama some years ago, and it has stuck with you ever since. Me ever since. I turn up and see a flight of birds, as they hop from one forest to another, up north or down south, or maybe they’re just feeling uncomfortable. The sun has gone behind clouds, hiding itself, and the heat gives way to a slight shiver, a trickling and irreversible breeze, nature pushing energy onto you.
You stop, I stop, we all stop for this forest, a forest which defies all expectations. Acres and acres away from life where the laws of physics do not apply. Sequestered men and women who long for loneliness under the cold rock faces of the Cascades. This is ancient land, sacred land, land with channels of icy thirst dripping from every orifice. It is shrouded in mist, held in the grip of something which lends it a mystique, a silence between the cliffs. These hills are here, these mountains are there, in just such a way as to boggle the mind, to make one lost and afraid in the dark on a night when the mist is down and there is no moon, and one is left struggling down slopes, between the trees, into yet another valley and yet another steep slope which defies all logic, and the night does not end. One sits beneath a pine and grows weary, the organs begin to self cannibalize, the bones grow weak, the muscles grow inactive, and by morning what is found is more rotting soup than human. Such is the power of water. Cascades, water, rushing, pouring down every cliff onto other cliffs into a broad and deep mountain lake which bubbles and hisses and then lies still. You see this lake for a moment, a shimmer, a twinkle behind a swath of trees, but the lake just as easily vanishes, gone, and when I run toward it it is no longer there. More trees, no lake. Mirages do not happen where there is plentiful water, this is a well known scientific fact.
You pull out a candy bar for comfort, you have several of them stowed away in your day pack, but the chocolate has no taste, no flavor. It melts into nothing and is swallowed just as easily. I turn towards the sun, which now has returned but is less potent than previously, and aim for the direction of a mountain I have seen before on these walks, a mountain I don’t know the name of but which has a recognizable shape and could serve as a landmark. I know this mountain. It is distant and ethereal, and on it lies the small town of Illusion, from which wafts a haunting flute tune. I know not if I hear this flute, this macabre recorder, in my ears or in my brain, but the effect is gone soon after, and it matters not from whence the flute originated, for the mountain leaves me alone on an empty plateau, a plateau of infinity and ideas, and the mountain is swallowed by the trees, which obscure it as they did the lake. Sky is now gathering, real rain, torrential downpour, get your jacket out, it’s going to be a doozy, and no tree on earth will save me from it. Crack, boom, gray water vapor congeals into a massive and black maw, a mouth from which pours the bucket, the flood upon my head. Rain is slick, ground is dripping and soggy, dirt slides right under my feet as if I were at the Olympics. Roots trip me up, as do small rocks in my path, mix of pine and broad leaf here. River somewhere nearby. Rushing, pouring, barely able to contain itself within its shores, breaking on impact, trees are swallowed whole by pools which form around my feet, puddles which could drown a rat. Hidden in one gulch lies a carcass of some kind, I see it but do not want to know it closely, it remains sheathed under branches and innumerable foliage, and emits a potent odor.
The wind is screaming and howling, the cosmos themselves are fighting up in those bleak and dismal clouds, and I am more soup than person now, liquid in its basic form, the skin a weak and wholly terrestrial defense against the pelting precipitation hurled at me from the heavens. I am scared of what I do not know. Never before have I seen a man such as this, standing still in the midst of what would turn any grown person’s skin to ice or a hole-pocked dread, this man stands firm. His face is up against the air, he breathes in the liquid, shivers as it courses through his veins with a kind of giddy delight. In one hand he holds a briefcase, his other he holds firm to his lapel. And though my eyes are bleary and my vision cannot be called sufficient, and I cannot see through this unnatural foaming liquid for more than twenty feet in any direction, I do know one thing about this man: That he stands with two other men, each identical replicas of him, as seen through a kaleidoscope or a filter. This man is not alone, but he has no company. He is singular but he is divided. These forms on either side of him are weaker but substantial. They, too, face the rain, they too clutch at the lapel as the sky screams fury and the world bubbles, his eyes shine in the darkness, they glow in that storm, they turn a fiery red, then a low muted green. Finally, they twinkle in the softest starlight, and then return to their blank state, unseen and unnoticed in this most secluded of all places, this endless downpour. He stands tall, though he is old, he has seen many things, many more things than this, this is but a meme setback to him, the weather means nothing.
The rain continues, the world goes grey and lifeless, and the mist mixes with the rain in an acidic hiss, and the clouds themselves are waging a war upon the ground beneath my feet. I hesitate near a log and observe the man from behind a worn tree, its bark picked off methodically. Sitting, seat is drenched, every corner is bathed in layers of caked sweat, permanent grease, and furthermore an inch on every side of a new ocean which drops instantly over me. The man cares not though he lives in the same land-based oceanic environment, he is a creature of depths, not necessarily wet ones, but depths and souls and areas which boggle the mind. His face cannot be seen, he wears no hat, for this would shield him from the elements he craves, the raw and open lashing of the deluge, the skies in rage. His briefcase is medium sized, cannot be seen well for the confounding visual impact of the rain, though it contains something, as he carries it with a weight, it weighs him to the ground while the wind whips and sucks and pulls him nearer to the battle and crack above. Trees bend like modeling clay in such winds, these winds pull the leaves off things, the rain aids in the job. Things die in weather like this. Water giveth life, water taketh away, the universal solvent is a catalyst of life but also an instrument of decay and neglect. I know this now, a rotting soup, an infinite void where organic matter lies in a fluidic dense mass, writing with vines and death.
Death being the word called to mind when one spots this ethereal figure in the midst of a paradoxical and wholly impossible event, one whose presence indicates multiplicity, for he is three people unto one. He is one man with two duplicates, and with a squint one can even make out five whole bodies, all performing the same actions at the same time, though the two on the edges are spectral and faint, distant as the town of illusion on the blank mountainside, unimportant as that drowsy and lulling flute, which wafted over trees and into valleys where it could be heard by farmers and tailors alike.
I am in a room and the room is hot, you guide me here. Suitcase, chloroform, various implements and instruments of degrading practices, held in those woods, but that’s all behind me as the world glides to a halt and the windows shine bright light, wafting of dust and corn. Carpet, not old carpet, the shaggy and unpredictable sort but a hard and frizzy variety made of nylon. I sit on a seat where ropes bind me, hold me, hard to breathe but easy to see. That’s the dickens of it, everything is visible here. Eerily visible. The rain was a dream but this is a harsh reality, this room and everything in it is corporeal, here, physical presence. Desk in the back, lit by one lamp, plugged into a socket on the left side, nothing on it save a microwave oven. Fridge. A fridge, has stickers on it, drawings, some look like they’re by kids but it’s too dark to tell for sure. The world is gray and moving is impossible. I wonder what’s in that fridge, a severed head or a can of soda pop. Makes a relaxing humming noise. Soothing, comforting, this is the relaxed and laid-back environment you’d take your child to, play around on the floor with some blocks. Against the wall, another sight- rows of folding chairs, the aluminum kind.
All the lights are turned off but these things are visible through the windows at the top- basement, that’s what it is, you’re subterranean, below what we might call the crust. This room is claustrophobic, stifling, the ceiling looks like it could fall on you. Cramped, yet the ventilation seems fine, in fact one of these windows is open. Beam comes from it, sharp, almost glaring, though not directly in your eyes. You try and shimmy in one direction or the other but you tip and after that you don’t want to rock back and forth anymore because this isn’t a home. This area is not lived in, it is decidedly artificial. Hokey, made for something besides life. Everything is synthetic, plastic, the lights are off but the glare is on, everywhere the shimmer and shine, the sleek smoothness to be found at a Costco warehouse, sure those places are nice but you wouldn’t want to live in one, would you? But a Costco is big and this room, though wide from front to back, is nothing if not unsettlingly small. Low on the top. This basement is not damp or dim, it is not accessed by wooden stairs and it will likely never be flooded out, this room is permanent and tangible, one of many cellars across the nation but one which unlike those other cellars rather than feeling like a moldy or cozy nook instead is a nameless plastic box. And those folding chairs, rested against yet another row, this one of cabinets the contents of which you’ll never know, I’ll never know. This is because and I quote the chairs are made for some unholy or otherwise indecent gathering, you can see them being hauled out of this storage and given new life upstairs. The ceiling is worn tile, not as artificial as the rest but still with a sense of inauthenticity.
These are not old world goods carved in some village shoppe, these are new things for mass consumption, surfaces without any dips or nicks to be seen. Your mouth is not held or bound, but there would be no sense in screaming as your screams would reach nobody. There are no sounds outside, birds sing but aside from that it’s eerily quiet. Upstairs, one other sound is added to the drone of the fridge- a vacuum. Some hobbled custodian keeping the premises clean. You’ll never see him or know him, but his presence is felt. Though artificial, this facility reeks of- well, it has a sense of belonging. Of being old and known. People have been in here, to be sure, they have sat at that desk, made themselves a lunch there, maybe. The fridge is on, people have eaten from it, opened its door, taken out some food, and walked out again. Those chairs have been sat on, they are not without purpose, and though they now reside in storage, eventually someone will haul them out and eventually someone will haul out the contents of the cabinets behind them, too, the ones with the straight down handles and the double doors. This room is not lived in but it is used frequently, shadow men and weary parents lug their young through these doors and out again, casual talk made after some distinctly American ceremony. If the human soul cannot sustain itself here, it can at least show up time and again though the room would not will it.
The vacuum upstairs removes dust so as to keep the rooms looking neat. This is a gathering place, a spot where people come together- but the floor is blank, nothing but that desk, some cabinets above that, presumably with forks and other implements- a community center of some kind, yes, a recreational facility, built for recreation. Union offices, maybe a swimming pool, pool tables and basketball court, here. Or a church, it could be a church, too, couldn’t it? The thought crosses my mind, your mind, we know something. Can see. Can feel. The chair you’re on isn’t one of the folding ones, this one has plush armrests and is made of wooden materials. Whoever tied me up has an intent, a direct motive, they didn’t just tie me to the folding kind, no, they got another breed of seat from another room entirely. Sit in the illuminated darkness and wait, time passes, time flies, you don’t even know how long you’ve been here, really, do you? You can’t say you do, and what’s more disturbing still is the fact that you can’t seem to grasp when it was you woke, whether it was in the trunk of an SUV or in an empty cornfield. Ropes were applied, you felt them as hands wound them up and kept them taut, force was used, besides that you know nothing.
Footsteps, murmurs. These murmurs come from a door behind you, the only entrance into the whole place, a locked closet on one distant wall and the windows giving these surroundings fresh and natural sunlight and air, but the door which lies three feet from your sweat drenched neck is the only way in and the only way out. Of this fact, you have no doubts. Perceptive eyes, yours. From behind this door can be heard furtive voices in corridors where conversation would be futile because all aspects are known, halls with plaques, buttons to elevators that stopped operation in 1922. The point being that these voices are seldom heard in this long and timeless period when your hands are held and your throat is parched. The voices grow more distant, and you lose hope of a feeding. Then, however, one voice barely audible to the human ear makes its way to the entrance, stops. The voice in all honesty quit about fifty feet away, but those hidden footsteps bring the promise of answers and of revelations. These are resumed and the door is opened, light and sound fill your weary body and you know there is another presence, certainly human, without a doubt male, a man who enters this place and then leaves quite often, and only now is entering this room with full knowledge and acceptance of what he’s done. The man steps behind you, I’m too tired to twist my neck and get a good look at his face. I know who he is, this is a silly game and I’m sick of playing it.
He’s holding something, too. The sunlight is reverted to dusk and crimson, and outside are the faraway noises of cars lifting from slumber and departing. Departing because they get softer and less audible, and the man stands near one wall, drowned in scarlet. He moves closer to the closet, next to it is a panel with more than three switches, of these he flips one. The room is revealed to be as massive as you thought it was and with the exact arrangement you recall, stark whites and a flat carpet that to an ant would be a plain of unimaginably lonely proportions. The man is old, seventies, white hair and jowls, dressed plain enough to be seen at a coffee shop but formally enough to be seen in a town hall meeting, he has walked roads and traveled miles, he’s been to gas stations but he is a man of habit, not a drifter. Make no mistake between the two, he has rituals, he has routines, he follows these routines to the best of his ability and in the whir of the flat and lifeless lights connected to unseen wires in the low ceiling, he is absolutely stark and rigid, a depiction of protocol. Lifeless, humorless, a man who knows things you can’t begin to guess. Lapel, a pin of some kind there. Decoration, he belongs to an association of like minded individuals, a mutual admiration society if you would. Meetings held, records kept in dusty and worn ledgers, records for his and his kind’s eyes only. His shoes are beaten, they have trodden many grounds, fields and areas. They are well kept, though, he is well kept. His face is wrinkled and suggests to me the color gray, he lives in exciting monotony. Sterile hubbub.
I see him plain against the walls, the walls are merely a backdrop for this man of ages and wisdom. He carries nothing. He walks with a decided step, a mannerism beaten into him through sheer habit. The room is built for men like him, men who in their golden years forget to walk, seven stages of man, last one’s a return to the first, know that. I know, too, that this visage does not come in a blur when subjected to harsh light, when exposed and thoroughly studied this specimen is less cryptic than at first glance. He fears my vision, knows that I know him and what he does, he treads softly on the synthetic carpet towards the chair where I sit incapacitated and blank, staring through him, behind him, through the walls and out the windows, to a blue and pleasant summer day. It is indeed the dust and corn, land of flat. In parks lovers can be seen huddled on benches, farms go on, cows huddle in fields, sun rises and sets and rises again, circle of life. This area is one of stagnation. It does not change, it keeps on as it has been. This is his power, the power of dust and if not complete rot then of static. Static setting, monotony, emptiness. He lives this way, he cannot be expected to live any other way. He projects vibrations of whimsy, excitement and a bold rainstorm, lightning crucifying him. He thrives on blur, on spin, on deliberate deception and on people believing he is multiple people when in fact he is the same man all the way through. His duplicates are present but faint, and if my eyes are opened entirely they vanish.
The lights are too good here, his tricks don’t operate as they would otherwise. He nears me, pauses, looks into my face, at my features, tries to remember them, but fails. He doesn’t know me how he thought he did, he was hoping for something else. Disappointment. He now walks directly over to the fridge, which calls his prostate and gives him a yearning for some month-old beverage. He rummages through its contents, small and spectral in the yellow light of the freezing chemicals, finally settles on a can of sparkling water. I remember it was a brand which no longer exists, like him a relic of a bygone era, a ghost which nonetheless leaves a tangible and recognizable impact on the present world. I sit and watch as this torture is conducted, the carbonated fluid singing his dry and wrinkled throat, and he looks at me, shakes the can around, tells me with his eyes that I am young and do not know what he has to give. He has something which I do not, this is clear, he is the superior figure in whatever deal we are about to make.
He crosses once over to the switch, returns the room to its darkened condition, though without the sunlight it is a crypt, a plastic coffin submerged in dirt and gravel. In this light his duplicates can be seen, silhouetted. They are no longer moist, now they are solid, I could touch one if my hands weren’t bound. He nears. Eyes red, gleaming, fiery, they burn in a frenzy of carnivorous lust, he sees something. He knows something. The eyes are what can be seen of him, the rest is obscured in the night, the night from which noises of crickets emanate through the window, noises of chirping insects not unlike that flute, noises which when presented alongside burning eyes create nothing more than the deepest paralysis of the human heart. My nerves are sent into convulsions, I open my mouth but nothing can burst from my pale form, I am being dissected and blurred as he was, turned into many multiples, endless reproductions of one essence. The room grows useless, a tangible place to which the following experience is irrelevant, which cannot hold what came next, as the burning orbs neared and took on an olive tone, dark, nude, forest, the color of natural beauty warped and twisted into dying and decaying rot. These two points meld into one in the darkness, hide behind murk and whispers and carry me, roughly, pain surging through every inch of my flesh as I am whirled back to the ground, dirt, left there to die. Above, birds sing. The sun rises on dewdrops and an empty patch of soil.
I raise the shades, help the guy up to his feet and see him off. The cup remains on the couch, and I promptly discard it, it holds no significance for me. Outside, he can be seen pressing the button for the elevator. I watch him until he leaves, know that he’s gone, then I sit at my desk and pull out an aspirin. Back to the water cooler, get the pill, swallow. I think, I have the faintest idea, that I might have that painting replaced soon. Might trade it out to a buddy of mine who’s also in the industry. Receptionist doesn’t know what happened in this room and I’m not telling her. The couch is sweaty and imprinted, it’s seen worse things than some but this has to be the worst yet, a man who though his brain functions as usual has been filled to the utmost capacity and can barely hold it all in. I don’t know if I would be able to, if I was given similar circumstances. I sit back on the cushions, sort through my files and make a detailed entry. Takes about an hour. At the end I lean back and light up, it’ll be over soon, I can drive back to the house, maybe I can convince her to go out to the new restaurant, everyone gives it rave reviews. I need to eat something, my stomach might reject it however. I have something to do, something which I know must be done. I pick up the set and punch in the numbers.
Kansas prefix.
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2020.07.10 01:42 kyleraymundv2 Therapy Session

Coat, hat, degree on the wall, professionally installed carpet. Couch is not a couch per se, more a sterile and pillowless recliner, designed to give one the best experience possible. Lights, walls, bookshelf in the back full of empty pamphlets, stuffed folders, to the brim with index cards and postcards and info on my past clients. Mahogany, not real mahogany, of course, the desk is made out of wood pulp covered by a layer of plywood designed to look like mahogany. Very dry, yet distinguished, and from a distance you could almost call me a professional. I am a professional, I have a degree in all sorts of mental gymnastics, but you wouldn’t know that.
I dress casually at all times, feeling that one can feel more at ease with slacks and a t-shirt, baseball cap flipped to the side. I am nearing middle age, 42, my eyes squint in dusty conditions and my hair is receding like Grunge. I pace from the bookshelf to the chair in the corner , sometimes. Still don’t know why that chair is there, for a wife or parent or something to sit down while their associate is sorted through, though to date I haven’t had any patients accompanied by anyone. Above this chair, which is plastic with comfy padded armrests, next to this is a potted plant, fake of course, about seven inches to the left is a portrait by some famous artist, of what I suppose one would call the impressionist period, Monet and that sort, only this one is a cheap replica I got for $100 at the local auction, the guy even stated that it was a replica, but who cares, it’s a nice painting and some good décor, more suggestive than a Rorschach test, though I still keep a deck of those stashed in the drawer, just in case.
The painting has ample strokes and pleasant overtones, but something about it makes the mind do acrobatics. I’ve had three of my quota mention that they’ve seen it somewhere before, in a TV show or something, that it was in the background, that it’s always been there. In their heads, they can’t seem to get it out. It’s not San Giorgio Maggiore, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was painted in the same year. This one is simpler, no cathedral in the background, but like Giorgio, it’s set on the water, small fishing dock, maybe a port, and the shapes are just as obscured and vague in the evening haze. In the middle is a ship. Big thing, massive, calls to mind the steamers of old, and there are people on it, too, if you look very closely, faint, almost indiscernible silhouettes. Manning the rigging, wheel, etc. It’s pretty, but I often wonder who painted this and who these people are supposed to be. I also wonder what it would be like to exist in such an Impressionistic world. Get sucked in, feel this synthetic carpet move back under my feet as the noises of freshwater Venetian waves and murmuring ship hands grow closer and closer. I wonder sometimes, and my clientele give me the answers.
The man who came in last week should know, he walked through and sat on the couch, he was worried, I could tell by the wrinkles in his forehead, so I told him to lie down on there so he could spill all his worries out like a torrential flood right there in the middle of all this psychiatric foliage. I turned off the lights, they’re usually too bright for anyone to think, I only have them so I can work, then I went over to the wall and opened up the windows, let soft natural light and fresh air fill the room. There on the couch, legs periodically crossed, eyes looking at that replica of mine, he filled me in. The guy, I would say, was not by any means looking shabby. He had good hair, he was in his thirties, early thirties. Sandy hair, maybe from the Southwest, Caucasian, with certain features that indicates a decrepit and empty aura if not a decrepit look.
I muted my phone- push button landline, have yet to switch over to those cellular things, but it does have fax- walked over to him. I pulled out my sketchpad. I guess I didn’t pull it out of anywhere, it was lying on the desk, I’m sloppy with those things, shouldn’t leave notepads lying on the desk where anyone can read them, I should put it in the drawer. Flip through it, get to today, the guy moans a bit and turns over. I know this guy scheduled himself, didn’t just come in here, and I wonder if my receptionist saw what I’m seeing now or if this is just a hangover of some kind. The guy’s clothes are a bit wrinkled, wearing tennis shoes, classic sign of immaturity, or at least Freud would have me believe, but I try and keep an open mind. He points at my personal computer, asks if I could switch the monitor off, a request which I oblige. The darkness in the room now is stifling, almost irrepressible, synthetic materials turned to jungle and organic thriving something off in the corners of this large expanse.
The man has seen something, done something, something which draws him into shadows. Even the midday sun coming through the halfway down blinds cannot repress the feeling of missed opportunity which surrounds this man, a missed opportunity or a blemish on his past. I scribble these things and more down as he opens his lips, and what comes out is not a grunt, or a moan, but a monotone, stale voice. I think about how I am older than this man and yet have so much less than he does, he has experience. He’s seen things, been around things, knows where his head is at and what inning it is. A professional, I assume, looking good and maybe with a wife but no children, maybe she’s unable to have children. Once more, the painting calls to him, the ship so long ago with its rigging and anchor, and ant people scuttling around. Though the ship and the sky itself is obscured in a twilight haze obscured by a real midday haze, atmospheric discombobulation, his eyes are nonetheless enchanted by the world this picture paints. It is because as I have said he is a man of questions and darkness and twilight, and some twilight long ago in Venice or perhaps even Malta the sun is going down and people in near-empty streets are sharing obscure European food in corner cafes, a precursor to that one with the three men alone in a corner café on a dark New York City at night. The ships make ambient noises as their prows cut through the water, and above birds fly open and opaque in the orange hue. His eyes are drawn to this world, and I listen in the darkness as his corneas are sucked across the room.
I know you won’t believe me, he says. Nobody will believe this, you hack, you fraud, this is something for me and me alone. Water, please? His arm gestures, I walk out the door, down the hallway, make a right, to the water cooler, which gurgles softly, pours cool sweet sugar free liquid into a sterile and generic paper cup with swirling brown lines on the sides. Receptionist is at the desk, browsing through something, She’s a good lady. My wife gives me strange looks, she probably thinks I’m cheating on the side with this ditzy 22 year old, yeah right. Anyway. Back in the room, around the corner, shut the door with a soft and svelte click. Give the guy his water. He raises himself with his left elbow, left may have some subtext, must mean something, everything means something unless it doesn’t. Sips it long and hard, glugs that right down his throat until the cup is devoid of even the smallest drop. Still sweating profusely. Eyes like a scared rabbit. Outside, one minute, the light was so scathing. In here it’s cool and dark and night in Venice, and masked figures race along stone pathways, bridges stretch over dark rippling canals over which the lone gondola carries a night passenger to some unknown bistro. Lamps over the canals, too, they reflect sharply on those depthless waves.
And at the same time it’s a blue day outside, postcard blue, traffic can be heard and the buildings resound a sharp grey against the monotone sky. 42 stories down, it’s the lunch hour, revolving doors and cheap trinkets, street cart food and newsstands with all the usual tabloids. Why am I so nervous? I swivel my seat around, get out from behind the desk, right next to him. That’s it. Keep my eyes away from the painting. Whatever you do, don’t look at that painting. You don’t want to know.
Picture if you would a typical day in Seattle. I can’t, I’ve never been there, wouldn’t know the first thing about the place, especially 15 years ago, but picture it anyway. Space Needle, whatever. Pike Place Market, is that in Seattle? I can see it, rows of shops stretching on towards the horizon. We have a mall here, but not a full-on market, just a mall. Cheap shops, people walking and talking on their doodads, parking lot that goes on and on. Miles of labyrinthine corridors lined by the outlets of commerce. He says something along these lines. Mental image, not of Venice this time but of a city of contrasts, woods, mountains, also beaches and city blocks. Confusing place, confusing times, confusing everything, an aesthetic that would lend a hand towards the downright obscene or the unabashedly lovely. I can tell as he recounts this that he’s being awfully genuine, and as he paints this idyllic past I hesitate to use the notepad as this all seems so irrelevant. Gradually, my arm falls, and the pencil drops to the floor. Five minutes later, the notepad joins it.
I stare out the window as his voice loses its monotone qualities and picks right up to speed. I hear about places and people I’ve never heard about, either this guy is a very convincing storyteller or he really was there. Dates line up. He tells me about a school, the girls he went out with, friends he had. I don’t tell him to cut to the chase but I don’t want to rush him and my appointments are empty today. Always slow on Tuesdays. These anecdotes are words, phrases, congealing into an apt picture of the times. He tells me about a concert he went to, the aura of the era, the signs of the times. I’m nostalgic, but not as much as he is, because I’m older than him and he really appreciated these times while they happened. His adolescence doesn’t sound too bad, I think, decent enough, both his parents were supportive, he had lots of friends, even went to dances, where apparently he was popular. Showed up at most of the parties he was invited to, didn’t do drugs but did drink, though not in excess, not in levels that would damage one’s liver or mind. He seems to tell these fuzzy memories as if they happened to someone else, as if they couldn’t have happened to him.
He doesn’t warrant these stories, he wasn’t this good, he didn’t have this much fun, so on. There’s something he’s hiding from me. I offer him a candy, bribe, whole bowl of them right there on my table. Sure it’s cliché? But whatcha gonna do to get someone to open up other than to offer them a treat? I got the idea after seeing the Michelle Pfeiffer movie earlier this year, fireballs, what a great idea, I thought, because it is, right? Except when I went to the store, they didn’t stock fireballs, because of course they didn’t, but they did have Lemonheads, and I figure either way an extreme taste is an extreme taste, right? Gets the juices flowing, gets the tongue moving. Take this, I say, drop the candy in his hand. He unwraps it slowly and thoughtfully, all the while his tongue still going, wrapper crinkling, and he gives it to me and I stuff the wrapper in my pocket, figure to get up and toss it would be too much of a distraction. I’m also scared, though of what I don’t know. This pining and waxing gets on my nerves, the present is enough already without dwelling on the past. I keep in mind, however, that repression is a factor at play here, and between the smacking and rolling that crunchy citrus ball of sugar around from tooth to jaw and back again I get the idea that something is going on in his mind more than something is going on in his mouth, that his mind is a question and I want to answer it, probe it, feel it the way he handled that wrapper, mull over it. Beautiful mind. Dark room, quizzical shadows fall over the furniture. Scene, Action. Piece of cake.
Woods, open and clear day, and across these woods, behind me, is one of those mountains which appears mind-bogglingly high because we’re at sea level. I, however, am stuck between the two. In my hand is a portable cassette player, expensive. My father bought this trinket for me when I was 13, told me it was the wave of the future and he had been nurtured by vinyl as a child. Loud noises fill my mind through thick wires which lead to a strange outfit on my head, one which covers both my ears through the use of a connection on top, a headband of sorts. I turn this device off, store it away, sling the wires over my shoulder, stash the thing in my pocket. Compact, light, easy. Forest noises, wooded glade, in a sense I wish the entire state was like this, a vast expanse of trees producing oxygen, oxygen which fills my lungs. It is midday and the sun is hot but not overly so, and I am dressed for the occasion. Mountains surround these shadowed glades, massive and overpowering and near-Canadian, although they lack the intensity of Canadian slopes.
Sun plays tricks on the needles, leaves are sparse but they shimmy and shake in the rosy glow. Everywhere you can see the green, the overpowering and steady green, the always-present and nearly-not-natural green. Green are the bushes, the herbs, the small trees and the big trees. Green, too, are the mosses and lichens. I do not fear these effervescent structures, in fact they call to me. I am propelled over root and rot to ancient structures time forgot, a crumbling bridge here, an old aqueduct there, left abandoned and in misery out where nobody will find them and man maintains them seldom to none. I do not find them, they find me nonetheless, because decay is very powerful here, green is very powerful here. Green is everywhere. Green can take a structure which took hours and years to build, filed away by some bureaucratic office, and reduce it all to a pile of rubble.
What is green? Green is chaos, green is the longing and the wanting of privacy and the acquisition of said solidarity, and once this is acquired one doesn’t want to leave, you’ve caught a bug, the green bug, one could say. Ferns here, too, old dinosaur things, slippery and wet, and you wonder how they haven’t decayed. You wonder how this all hasn’t decayed yet, it’s so wet and rainy, you’d think it would encrust and grow mold, become a massive soup of rot and fungus, with mountains to hold it all in, swamps and puddles and torrential moistness held in deep dark foaming puddles under the moon while the wind whistles through the dead branches, dead of course because all the leaves have fallen off and gone to the filth reserves. You wonder this, because in the old days, world war one when they had a supply of fresh boots, trenchfoot would seep up through the toes and ligaments. Shortage of boots, and though the foot was living tissue, it rotted away all the same. Rotted in the dirty crevasses, those muddy foxholes, it rotted all the same. You saw this condition referenced on a medical drama some years ago, and it has stuck with you ever since. Me ever since. I turn up and see a flight of birds, as they hop from one forest to another, up north or down south, or maybe they’re just feeling uncomfortable. The sun has gone behind clouds, hiding itself, and the heat gives way to a slight shiver, a trickling and irreversible breeze, nature pushing energy onto you.
You stop, I stop, we all stop for this forest, a forest which defies all expectations. Acres and acres away from life where the laws of physics do not apply. Sequestered men and women who long for loneliness under the cold rock faces of the Cascades. This is ancient land, sacred land, land with channels of icy thirst dripping from every orifice. It is shrouded in mist, held in the grip of something which lends it a mystique, a silence between the cliffs. These hills are here, these mountains are there, in just such a way as to boggle the mind, to make one lost and afraid in the dark on a night when the mist is down and there is no moon, and one is left struggling down slopes, between the trees, into yet another valley and yet another steep slope which defies all logic, and the night does not end. One sits beneath a pine and grows weary, the organs begin to self cannibalize, the bones grow weak, the muscles grow inactive, and by morning what is found is more rotting soup than human. Such is the power of water. Cascades, water, rushing, pouring down every cliff onto other cliffs into a broad and deep mountain lake which bubbles and hisses and then lies still. You see this lake for a moment, a shimmer, a twinkle behind a swath of trees, but the lake just as easily vanishes, gone, and when I run toward it it is no longer there. More trees, no lake. Mirages do not happen where there is plentiful water, this is a well known scientific fact.
You pull out a candy bar for comfort, you have several of them stowed away in your day pack, but the chocolate has no taste, no flavor. It melts into nothing and is swallowed just as easily. I turn towards the sun, which now has returned but is less potent than previously, and aim for the direction of a mountain I have seen before on these walks, a mountain I don’t know the name of but which has a recognizable shape and could serve as a landmark. I know this mountain. It is distant and ethereal, and on it lies the small town of Illusion, from which wafts a haunting flute tune. I know not if I hear this flute, this macabre recorder, in my ears or in my brain, but the effect is gone soon after, and it matters not from whence the flute originated, for the mountain leaves me alone on an empty plateau, a plateau of infinity and ideas, and the mountain is swallowed by the trees, which obscure it as they did the lake. Sky is now gathering, real rain, torrential downpour, get your jacket out, it’s going to be a doozy, and no tree on earth will save me from it. Crack, boom, gray water vapor congeals into a massive and black maw, a mouth from which pours the bucket, the flood upon my head. Rain is slick, ground is dripping and soggy, dirt slides right under my feet as if I were at the Olympics. Roots trip me up, as do small rocks in my path, mix of pine and broad leaf here. River somewhere nearby. Rushing, pouring, barely able to contain itself within its shores, breaking on impact, trees are swallowed whole by pools which form around my feet, puddles which could drown a rat. Hidden in one gulch lies a carcass of some kind, I see it but do not want to know it closely, it remains sheathed under branches and innumerable foliage, and emits a potent odor.
The wind is screaming and howling, the cosmos themselves are fighting up in those bleak and dismal clouds, and I am more soup than person now, liquid in its basic form, the skin a weak and wholly terrestrial defense against the pelting precipitation hurled at me from the heavens. I am scared of what I do not know. Never before have I seen a man such as this, standing still in the midst of what would turn any grown person’s skin to ice or a hole-pocked dread, this man stands firm. His face is up against the air, he breathes in the liquid, shivers as it courses through his veins with a kind of giddy delight. In one hand he holds a briefcase, his other he holds firm to his lapel. And though my eyes are bleary and my vision cannot be called sufficient, and I cannot see through this unnatural foaming liquid for more than twenty feet in any direction, I do know one thing about this man: That he stands with two other men, each identical replicas of him, as seen through a kaleidoscope or a filter. This man is not alone, but he has no company. He is singular but he is divided. These forms on either side of him are weaker but substantial. They, too, face the rain, they too clutch at the lapel as the sky screams fury and the world bubbles, his eyes shine in the darkness, they glow in that storm, they turn a fiery red, then a low muted green. Finally, they twinkle in the softest starlight, and then return to their blank state, unseen and unnoticed in this most secluded of all places, this endless downpour. He stands tall, though he is old, he has seen many things, many more things than this, this is but a meme setback to him, the weather means nothing.
The rain continues, the world goes grey and lifeless, and the mist mixes with the rain in an acidic hiss, and the clouds themselves are waging a war upon the ground beneath my feet. I hesitate near a log and observe the man from behind a worn tree, its bark picked off methodically. Sitting, seat is drenched, every corner is bathed in layers of caked sweat, permanent grease, and furthermore an inch on every side of a new ocean which drops instantly over me. The man cares not though he lives in the same land-based oceanic environment, he is a creature of depths, not necessarily wet ones, but depths and souls and areas which boggle the mind. His face cannot be seen, he wears no hat, for this would shield him from the elements he craves, the raw and open lashing of the deluge, the skies in rage. His briefcase is medium sized, cannot be seen well for the confounding visual impact of the rain, though it contains something, as he carries it with a weight, it weighs him to the ground while the wind whips and sucks and pulls him nearer to the battle and crack above. Trees bend like modeling clay in such winds, these winds pull the leaves off things, the rain aids in the job. Things die in weather like this. Water giveth life, water taketh away, the universal solvent is a catalyst of life but also an instrument of decay and neglect. I know this now, a rotting soup, an infinite void where organic matter lies in a fluidic dense mass, writing with vines and death.
Death being the word called to mind when one spots this ethereal figure in the midst of a paradoxical and wholly impossible event, one whose presence indicates multiplicity, for he is three people unto one. He is one man with two duplicates, and with a squint one can even make out five whole bodies, all performing the same actions at the same time, though the two on the edges are spectral and faint, distant as the town of illusion on the blank mountainside, unimportant as that drowsy and lulling flute, which wafted over trees and into valleys where it could be heard by farmers and tailors alike.
I am in a room and the room is hot, you guide me here. Suitcase, chloroform, various implements and instruments of degrading practices, held in those woods, but that’s all behind me as the world glides to a halt and the windows shine bright light, wafting of dust and corn. Carpet, not old carpet, the shaggy and unpredictable sort but a hard and frizzy variety made of nylon. I sit on a seat where ropes bind me, hold me, hard to breathe but easy to see. That’s the dickens of it, everything is visible here. Eerily visible. The rain was a dream but this is a harsh reality, this room and everything in it is corporeal, here, physical presence. Desk in the back, lit by one lamp, plugged into a socket on the left side, nothing on it save a microwave oven. Fridge. A fridge, has stickers on it, drawings, some look like they’re by kids but it’s too dark to tell for sure. The world is gray and moving is impossible. I wonder what’s in that fridge, a severed head or a can of soda pop. Makes a relaxing humming noise. Soothing, comforting, this is the relaxed and laid-back environment you’d take your child to, play around on the floor with some blocks. Against the wall, another sight- rows of folding chairs, the aluminum kind.
All the lights are turned off but these things are visible through the windows at the top- basement, that’s what it is, you’re subterranean, below what we might call the crust. This room is claustrophobic, stifling, the ceiling looks like it could fall on you. Cramped, yet the ventilation seems fine, in fact one of these windows is open. Beam comes from it, sharp, almost glaring, though not directly in your eyes. You try and shimmy in one direction or the other but you tip and after that you don’t want to rock back and forth anymore because this isn’t a home. This area is not lived in, it is decidedly artificial. Hokey, made for something besides life. Everything is synthetic, plastic, the lights are off but the glare is on, everywhere the shimmer and shine, the sleek smoothness to be found at a Costco warehouse, sure those places are nice but you wouldn’t want to live in one, would you? But a Costco is big and this room, though wide from front to back, is nothing if not unsettlingly small. Low on the top. This basement is not damp or dim, it is not accessed by wooden stairs and it will likely never be flooded out, this room is permanent and tangible, one of many cellars across the nation but one which unlike those other cellars rather than feeling like a moldy or cozy nook instead is a nameless plastic box. And those folding chairs, rested against yet another row, this one of cabinets the contents of which you’ll never know, I’ll never know. This is because and I quote the chairs are made for some unholy or otherwise indecent gathering, you can see them being hauled out of this storage and given new life upstairs. The ceiling is worn tile, not as artificial as the rest but still with a sense of inauthenticity.
These are not old world goods carved in some village shoppe, these are new things for mass consumption, surfaces without any dips or nicks to be seen. Your mouth is not held or bound, but there would be no sense in screaming as your screams would reach nobody. There are no sounds outside, birds sing but aside from that it’s eerily quiet. Upstairs, one other sound is added to the drone of the fridge- a vacuum. Some hobbled custodian keeping the premises clean. You’ll never see him or know him, but his presence is felt. Though artificial, this facility reeks of- well, it has a sense of belonging. Of being old and known. People have been in here, to be sure, they have sat at that desk, made themselves a lunch there, maybe. The fridge is on, people have eaten from it, opened its door, taken out some food, and walked out again. Those chairs have been sat on, they are not without purpose, and though they now reside in storage, eventually someone will haul them out and eventually someone will haul out the contents of the cabinets behind them, too, the ones with the straight down handles and the double doors. This room is not lived in but it is used frequently, shadow men and weary parents lug their young through these doors and out again, casual talk made after some distinctly American ceremony. If the human soul cannot sustain itself here, it can at least show up time and again though the room would not will it.
The vacuum upstairs removes dust so as to keep the rooms looking neat. This is a gathering place, a spot where people come together- but the floor is blank, nothing but that desk, some cabinets above that, presumably with forks and other implements- a community center of some kind, yes, a recreational facility, built for recreation. Union offices, maybe a swimming pool, pool tables and basketball court, here. Or a church, it could be a church, too, couldn’t it? The thought crosses my mind, your mind, we know something. Can see. Can feel. The chair you’re on isn’t one of the folding ones, this one has plush armrests and is made of wooden materials. Whoever tied me up has an intent, a direct motive, they didn’t just tie me to the folding kind, no, they got another breed of seat from another room entirely. Sit in the illuminated darkness and wait, time passes, time flies, you don’t even know how long you’ve been here, really, do you? You can’t say you do, and what’s more disturbing still is the fact that you can’t seem to grasp when it was you woke, whether it was in the trunk of an SUV or in an empty cornfield. Ropes were applied, you felt them as hands wound them up and kept them taut, force was used, besides that you know nothing.
Footsteps, murmurs. These murmurs come from a door behind you, the only entrance into the whole place, a locked closet on one distant wall and the windows giving these surroundings fresh and natural sunlight and air, but the door which lies three feet from your sweat drenched neck is the only way in and the only way out. Of this fact, you have no doubts. Perceptive eyes, yours. From behind this door can be heard furtive voices in corridors where conversation would be futile because all aspects are known, halls with plaques, buttons to elevators that stopped operation in 1922. The point being that these voices are seldom heard in this long and timeless period when your hands are held and your throat is parched. The voices grow more distant, and you lose hope of a feeding. Then, however, one voice barely audible to the human ear makes its way to the entrance, stops. The voice in all honesty quit about fifty feet away, but those hidden footsteps bring the promise of answers and of revelations. These are resumed and the door is opened, light and sound fill your weary body and you know there is another presence, certainly human, without a doubt male, a man who enters this place and then leaves quite often, and only now is entering this room with full knowledge and acceptance of what he’s done. The man steps behind you, I’m too tired to twist my neck and get a good look at his face. I know who he is, this is a silly game and I’m sick of playing it.
He’s holding something, too. The sunlight is reverted to dusk and crimson, and outside are the faraway noises of cars lifting from slumber and departing. Departing because they get softer and less audible, and the man stands near one wall, drowned in scarlet. He moves closer to the closet, next to it is a panel with more than three switches, of these he flips one. The room is revealed to be as massive as you thought it was and with the exact arrangement you recall, stark whites and a flat carpet that to an ant would be a plain of unimaginably lonely proportions. The man is old, seventies, white hair and jowls, dressed plain enough to be seen at a coffee shop but formally enough to be seen in a town hall meeting, he has walked roads and traveled miles, he’s been to gas stations but he is a man of habit, not a drifter. Make no mistake between the two, he has rituals, he has routines, he follows these routines to the best of his ability and in the whir of the flat and lifeless lights connected to unseen wires in the low ceiling, he is absolutely stark and rigid, a depiction of protocol. Lifeless, humorless, a man who knows things you can’t begin to guess. Lapel, a pin of some kind there. Decoration, he belongs to an association of like minded individuals, a mutual admiration society if you would. Meetings held, records kept in dusty and worn ledgers, records for his and his kind’s eyes only. His shoes are beaten, they have trodden many grounds, fields and areas. They are well kept, though, he is well kept. His face is wrinkled and suggests to me the color gray, he lives in exciting monotony. Sterile hubbub.
I see him plain against the walls, the walls are merely a backdrop for this man of ages and wisdom. He carries nothing. He walks with a decided step, a mannerism beaten into him through sheer habit. The room is built for men like him, men who in their golden years forget to walk, seven stages of man, last one’s a return to the first, know that. I know, too, that this visage does not come in a blur when subjected to harsh light, when exposed and thoroughly studied this specimen is less cryptic than at first glance. He fears my vision, knows that I know him and what he does, he treads softly on the synthetic carpet towards the chair where I sit incapacitated and blank, staring through him, behind him, through the walls and out the windows, to a blue and pleasant summer day. It is indeed the dust and corn, land of flat. In parks lovers can be seen huddled on benches, farms go on, cows huddle in fields, sun rises and sets and rises again, circle of life. This area is one of stagnation. It does not change, it keeps on as it has been. This is his power, the power of dust and if not complete rot then of static. Static setting, monotony, emptiness. He lives this way, he cannot be expected to live any other way. He projects vibrations of whimsy, excitement and a bold rainstorm, lightning crucifying him. He thrives on blur, on spin, on deliberate deception and on people believing he is multiple people when in fact he is the same man all the way through. His duplicates are present but faint, and if my eyes are opened entirely they vanish.
The lights are too good here, his tricks don’t operate as they would otherwise. He nears me, pauses, looks into my face, at my features, tries to remember them, but fails. He doesn’t know me how he thought he did, he was hoping for something else. Disappointment. He now walks directly over to the fridge, which calls his prostate and gives him a yearning for some month-old beverage. He rummages through its contents, small and spectral in the yellow light of the freezing chemicals, finally settles on a can of sparkling water. I remember it was a brand which no longer exists, like him a relic of a bygone era, a ghost which nonetheless leaves a tangible and recognizable impact on the present world. I sit and watch as this torture is conducted, the carbonated fluid singing his dry and wrinkled throat, and he looks at me, shakes the can around, tells me with his eyes that I am young and do not know what he has to give. He has something which I do not, this is clear, he is the superior figure in whatever deal we are about to make.
He crosses once over to the switch, returns the room to its darkened condition, though without the sunlight it is a crypt, a plastic coffin submerged in dirt and gravel. In this light his duplicates can be seen, silhouetted. They are no longer moist, now they are solid, I could touch one if my hands weren’t bound. He nears. Eyes red, gleaming, fiery, they burn in a frenzy of carnivorous lust, he sees something. He knows something. The eyes are what can be seen of him, the rest is obscured in the night, the night from which noises of crickets emanate through the window, noises of chirping insects not unlike that flute, noises which when presented alongside burning eyes create nothing more than the deepest paralysis of the human heart. My nerves are sent into convulsions, I open my mouth but nothing can burst from my pale form, I am being dissected and blurred as he was, turned into many multiples, endless reproductions of one essence. The room grows useless, a tangible place to which the following experience is irrelevant, which cannot hold what came next, as the burning orbs neared and took on an olive tone, dark, nude, forest, the color of natural beauty warped and twisted into dying and decaying rot. These two points meld into one in the darkness, hide behind murk and whispers and carry me, roughly, pain surging through every inch of my flesh as I am whirled back to the ground, dirt, left there to die. Above, birds sing. The sun rises on dewdrops and an empty patch of soil.
I raise the shades, help the guy up to his feet and see him off. The cup remains on the couch, and I promptly discard it, it holds no significance for me. Outside, he can be seen pressing the button for the elevator. I watch him until he leaves, know that he’s gone, then I sit at my desk and pull out an aspirin. Back to the water cooler, get the pill, swallow. I think, I have the faintest idea, that I might have that painting replaced soon. Might trade it out to a buddy of mine who’s also in the industry. Receptionist doesn’t know what happened in this room and I’m not telling her. The couch is sweaty and imprinted, it’s seen worse things than some but this has to be the worst yet, a man who though his brain functions as usual has been filled to the utmost capacity and can barely hold it all in. I don’t know if I would be able to, if I was given similar circumstances. I sit back on the cushions, sort through my files and make a detailed entry. Takes about an hour. At the end I lean back and light up, it’ll be over soon, I can drive back to the house, maybe I can convince her to go out to the new restaurant, everyone gives it rave reviews. I need to eat something, my stomach might reject it however. I have something to do, something which I know must be done. I pick up the set and punch in the numbers.
Kansas prefix.
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\"Don't mind me guys, keep going\"
posted by George2110 on /memes
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Second Place
At night you can see the moon, during the day you get to see moon moon.
posted by Fresh_Front on /aww
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Third Place
Kansas City Beatdown
posted by Germanic_Youth on /PublicFreakout
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What 90's gaming actually looked like
posted by seenthezoo on /gaming
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Beautiful grey wolf becomes a good boy when visited by woman who helped raise his pack
posted by asdfpartyy on /aww
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Love the tap on the shoulder before the blow to face.
posted by Turd-Stink on /PublicFreakout
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Dude was recognized from the past, my boss says he got caught trying to boost stuff in the past. My boss was bird-dogging him and noticed some stuff he was carrying he was suddenly not carrying. We ask him where he put it and he tells us he left it in another part of the store. Boss says alright get out of here I remember you, dude freaks out saying fuck us. Then he pulls out a box cutter knife and starts waving it around so our clerk called the law. Dude storms out, walks back in and says I didn't steal shit and pulls his pants down and shows us his wiener and balloon knot. A guy outside said he noticed the guy flash everyone and saw the knife so he laid him out. Hit him one time and the dude took off. Police got moderately involved but I hope that guy learns from this and doesn't pull his pants down in front of a bunch of people again.
posted by Germanic_Youth on /PublicFreakout
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I love how he turns over and lets her run his belly like a puppy dog. That wolf must have mad respect for this woman. I'd love to know the story of how she helped raise his pack..
posted by thefaith1029 on /aww
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\"Moon Moon, where are you?\" ` \"Roof!\"`
posted by TooShiftyForYou on /aww
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Reminds me of this other video of the dude coming home from work and freaking out cause he saw his husky chilling on the roof
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It’s the little things
posted by bella3774 on /MadeMeSmile
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Karen calls police on man sitting in his car outside his own house
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🐱 kittens!
posted by Fishbowl007 on /AnimalsOnReddit
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We don't need Harvest going core, we need improvements and consolidation of existing crafting options.
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5 day old foster kittens!
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During this lockdown I have been tasked with raising my nephews in the absence of my bil and sister as they are both doctors and we are following strict guidelines to remain separate. `My eldest nephew had been bullying his younger brother and some kids over the internet. He was generally being a dick. I immediately realised that he was a bully but also hurting but I didn’t give him any excuses for his bad behaviour. I made sure to be vocal and reprimand him every time he was crossing the line or being even vaguely inappropriate towards his brother. We started to have regular conversations on where his sour attitude was coming from and at first it just seemed like he was born to be an asshole but I persisted. ` After awhile he opened up to me and he started to feel like he was being heard and was then able to explain to me that he felt like he was a disappointment to our family as we are all fairly academic and successful in our professional lives and he was worried since he isn’t so academically inclined. He was also insecure about his sexuality (because his voice was still child like and not like his friends/little brother, so he thought that made him gay) and was therefore being overly aggressive and macho. He felt like he was the ugly, dumb older brother who could never do right compared to his younger brother, he also felt insecure about his lack of hair growth both facially and down below. I can honestly say that in the past few months he has been with me he has drastically changed because I took the time to listen and give him all the love I had for him. I apologised for not making him feel more loved/not showing him how much I loved him and how important he was to me and his parents. `We had a family zoom chat with his parents and discussed all his frustrations and upsets with his parents,siblings and even me. We all agreed to praise him more and to view his achievements with enthusiasm and pride it deserved. We assured him that he will never ever be compared to anyone else again. ` Honestly in a few months he went from being this annoying always bad ass kid to the kid I always knew he was deep down. He now is helpful, kind and very fun to be around. He has stopped bullying his brother, they not only get along but have started to be like friends and we issued letters of apologies to the kids he was bullying(initially he wanted to text them but I persuaded him to reconsider),all the kids were gracious enough to accept his apologies. ` Sometimes kids need to be reminded loudly and often how loved and wanted they are.`
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Did she ever ask you while you were doing it: ` Remember when I could fit all of you inside me?`
posted by CraptainAmerica on /IAmA
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Trump was over a billion in debt and the Russians [bailed him out.](https://foreignpolicy.com/2018/12/21/how-russian-money-helped-save-trumps-business/) `► Trump was first compromised by the Russians in the 80s. In 1984, the Russian Mafia began to use[ Trump real estate to launder money.](https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/is-there-a-case-for-trump-putin-collaboration-years-before-the-campaign/2018/08/16/00578f1e-9440-11e8-80e1-00e80e1fdf43_story.html) In 1987, the Soviet ambassador to the United Nations, Yuri Dubinin, arranged for Trump and his then-wife, Ivana, to enjoy an all-expense-paid trip to Moscow to consider possible business prospects. Only seven weeks after his trip, Trump ran full-page ads in the Boston Globe, the NYT and WaPO calling for, in effect, the dismantling of the postwar Western foreign policy alliance. The whole Trump/Russian connection started out as laundering money for the Russian mob through Trump's real estate, but evolved into something far bigger.` ► In 1984, David Bogatin — a convicted Russian mobster and close ally of Semion Mogilevich, a major Russian mob boss — met with Trump in Trump Tower right after it opened. Bogatin bought five condos from Trump at that meeting. Those condos were later seized by the government, which claimed they were used to launder money for the Russian mob. ([NY Times](https://www.nytimes.com/1992/04/30/nyregion/entrepreneur-who-left-us-is-back-awaiting-sentence.html), Apr 30, 1992) `► Felix Sater is a Russian-born former mobster, and former managing director of NY real estate conglomerate Bayrock Group LLC located on the 24th floor of Trump Tower. He is a convict who became a govt cooperator for the FBI and other agencies. He grew up with Michael Cohen--Trump's former \"fixer\" attorney. Cohen's family owned El Caribe, which was a mob hangout for the Russian Mafia in Brooklyn. Cohen had ties to Ukrainian oligarchs through his in-laws and his brother's in-laws. Felix Sater's father had ties to the Russian mob. This goes back more than 30 years.` ► Trump was $4 billion in debt after his Atlantic City casinos went bankrupt. No U.S. bank would touch him. Then foreign money began flowing in through Bayrock (mentioned above). Bayrock was run by two investors: Tevfik Arif, a Kazakhstan-born former Soviet official who drew on bottomless sources of money from the former Soviet republic; and Felix Sater, a Russian-born businessman who had pleaded guilty in the 1990s to a huge stock-fraud scheme involving the Russian mafia. Bayrock partnered with Trump in 2005 and poured money into the Trump organization under the legal guise of licensing his name and property management. `► In July 2008, the height of the housing bust, Trump sold a mansion in Palm Beach for $95 million to Dmitry Rybolovlev, a Russian oligarch. Trump had purchased it four years earlier for $41.35 million. The sale price was nearly $54 million more than Trump had paid for the property. Again, this was the height of the recession when all other property had plummeted in value.` ► Semion Mogilevich was the brains behind the Russian Mafia. Mogilevich operatives have been using Trump real estate for decades to launder money. That means Russian Mafia operatives have been part of his fortune for years. Many of them owned condos in Trump Towers and other properties. They were running operations out of Trump's crown jewel. `► From Craig Unger's AMA: \"Early on, a source told me that all this was tied to Semion Mogilevich, the powerful Russian mobster. I had never even heard of him, but I immediately went to a database that listed the owners of all properties in NY state and looked up all the Trump properties. Every time I found a Russian sounding name, I would Google, and add Mogilevich. When you do investigative reporting, you anticipate drilling a number of dry holes, but almost everyone I googled turned out to be a Russian mobster. Again and again. If you know New York you don't expect Trump Tower to be a high crime neighborhood, but there were far too many Russian mobsters in Trump properties for it to be a coincidence.\"` ► So many Russians bought Trump apartments at his developments in Florida that the area became known as Little Moscow. The developers of two of his hotels were Russians with significant links to the Russian mob. The late leader of that mob in the United States, Vyacheslav Kirillovich Ivankov, was [living at Trump Tower](https://newrepublic.com/article/143586/trumps-russian-laundromat-trump-tower-luxury-high-rises-dirty-money-international-crime-syndicate) `► According to a Bloomberg investigation (3/16/2017) into Trump World Tower, “a third of units sold on floors 76 through 83 by 2004 involved people or limited liability companies connected to Russia and neighboring states.”` ► In 2013, Federal agents busted an “ultraexclusive, high-stakes, illegal poker ring” run by Russian gangsters out of Trump Tower. They operated card games, illegal gambling websites, and a global sports book and laundered more than $100 million. A condo directly below one owned by Trump reportedly served as HQ for a “sophisticated money-laundering scheme” connected to Semion Mogilevich. `► The Russia Mafia is part and parcel of Russian intelligence. Russia is a mafia state. that is not a metaphor. Putin is head of the Mafia. So the fact that they have been operating out of the home of the president of the United States is deeply disturbing.` ► Rudy Giuliani famously prosecuted the Italian mob while he was a federal prosecutor, yet the Russian mob was allowed to thrive. Now he's deeply entwined in the business of Trump and Russian oligarchs. Giuiani appointed Semyon Kislin to the NYC Economic Development Council in 1990, and the FBI described Kislin as having ties tot he Russian mob. Of course, it made good political sense for Giuliani to get headlines for smashing the Italian mob. `► A lot of Republicans in Washington are implicated. Boatloads of Russian money went to the GOP--often in legal ways. The NRA got as much as $70M from Russia, then funneled it to the GOP. The Republican Senatorial Campaign Committee lead by McConnel got millions from Leonard Blavatnik. In the 90s, the Russians began sending money to top GOP leaders, like Speaker of the House Tom Delay. Unger's book alleges that most of the GOP leadership has been compromised by RU money.` ► At the Cityscape USA’s Bridging US and the Emerging Real Estate Markets Conference held in Manhattan, on September 9, 10, and 11, 2008, Trump Jr. was frank about the tide of Russian money supporting the family business, saying \"...And in terms of high-end product influx into the US, Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets.\" `► Eric Trump told golf reporter James Dodson in 2014 that the Trump Organization was able to expand during the financial crisis because “We don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.”` ► Russian oligarchs [co-signed Trump’s Deutsche bank loans.](https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/lawrence-odonnell-source-says-russian-oligarchs-co-signed-trumps-deutsche-bank-loans) `Trump now gleefully takes cues from Putin:` ► At the end of 2018, Putin and his allies started making a strong push for a resolution that would justify their country’s 1979 invasion of Afghanistan and reverse an 1989 vote backed by Mikhail Gorbachev that condemned it. The Putinists’ goal was to pass the resolution by Feb. There is no one on this side of the Atlantic who thinks the USSR was justified in invading Afghanistan. And out of nowhere, on January 2nd, Trump came out strongly supporting Russia's 1979 invasion of Afghanistan. `► Trump went against American intelligence on North Korean missiles. He told the FBI he didn't believe their intelligence because Putin told him otherwise. \"I don't care, I believe Putin\"` ► Trump met in secret with Putin the G20 summit in November 2018, without note takers. 19 days later, he announced a withdrawal from Syria. As a note, Trump conducted FIVE completely private meetings and conferences with Putin, and has gone to great lengths to prevent literally anyone, even people in his administration, from learning what was discussed. `► Trump refused to enforce sanctions legally codified into law - and in some cases reversed standing sanctions on Russian companies.` ► He has denounced his own intelligence agencies in a press conference with Putin on election meddling - and publicly endorsed Putin's version of events. `► Trump pulled out of the INF treaty with no explanation, which allows Putin to create long-range hypersonic missiles that threaten Europe with impunity. The US already has all the weaponry that the INF would ban the development of, so this offers us literally nothing, while allowing Russia to develop powerful new weapons to challenge our allies.` ► Demanded Russia get invited back into G7 `► Pushed the CIA to [give American intelligence to the Kremlin.](https://www.justsecurity.org/71279/trump-pushed-cia-to-give-intelligence-to-kremlin-while-taking-no-action-against-russia-arming-taliban/)` ► Withdrew from the Open Skies treaty `► Received intelligence in 2019 that Russia was paying bounties for dead American soldiers, and hasn't done anything about it by the time of this writing.` ► Announced troop withdrawal from Germany (America's missile defense from Russia and forward operating base against Russian aggression) ` ► And of course, Trump continues to threaten to pull out of NATO, a move so catastrophically stupid, so inconceivably cosmically myopic, I truly can't express the profundity of the idiocy. Suffice to say, pulling out of NATO would be like the only guy in a prison yard with a shotgun just throwing it over the fence for absolutely no reason, suddenly giving the people with crude homemade shivs complete power.`
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The girl accusing Waffle of this shit had already admitted to cheating on her boyfriend during the convention 6 years ago, 100s of eye witnesses saw her kissing multiple guys and even giving hand jobs to every speed runner in the scene. `Her husband ditched her at the convention and she wanted pay back. Now she wants to stream again, her husband advises against it so she jumps on the MeToo train to save her Mormon life and keep her marriage intact.` Just because you do something you regret doesnt give you the right to call it rape. `She claims she was blackout drunk but somehow recalls ever detail of what happened crystal clear. **Red Flag.**` She claims she has been silenced but the real truth came out 6 years ago and was buried because multiple people refuted her claims. **Red Flag.** `She is a Mormon and married when she was just 18 years old, her husband has talked to the person she cheated with multiple times and he claimed they were in love and he shouldnt have engaged in the CONSENSUAL ACT at the time. **Red Flag.**` She expresses her desire to stream again but knows she wouldnt be accepted in the community because of her actions and what she said 6 years ago. **Red Flag.** `A girl approached her about her behavior during the event calling her a slut/whore which made her cry, the girl then left the group of super speed run nerds and was in full control of her own judgement yet our accuser was somehow voodoo tricked into hanging out with a pack of Mario Nerds. **Red Flag.**` Im sorry, all the other cases that have been made about content creators have REAL stories behind them, they have real victims and have been dealt with accordingly. **Red Flag.** `I have no horse in this race, I dont like or dislike Waffle, but I wont see someone falsely accused for something that was already buried years ago, this person obviously has mental problems and is seeking to further herself by jumping on the bandwagon.` If you dislike Waffle thats fine, but dont jump to conclusions about something that is so obviously contrived. `Edit: looks like the battle is already partly lost. These allegations have lead loaded.gg to cover their ass, Waffle has been removed from their roster.` Edit2: Thanks for silver, at least someone can sees through the bias.
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So. `I game. My husband games. We are both avid gamers - him moreso than I - and he lives and breathes his computer. When I read this post out loud and he heard the amount that your (hopefully ex) fiancé blew on his computer, he asked “Does the computer suck his dick while he games? Does he shit into the chair and it power the computer for him? Even as a hardcore computer gaming enthusiast, I would be hard pressed and have to make a considerable effort to spend even HALF of what he did. I don’t know how that’s physically possible even with top-of-the-line hardware. He either grossly overpaid, or he’s telling her that’s what was spent on the computer, but he’s lying and blew it elsewhere because of the amount of unnecessary shit that he had to buy in order to get to that number in the first place. That’s fucking insanity.”` It’s been 15 minutes and he’s still ranting about how unbelievable that amount is to spend on a computer. `If I were you, and my fiancé pulled that stunt, I would tell him to marry the computer since he’s so dedicated to it that it requires all his time and our joint wedding fund.` I’m just going to leave it at that.
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2020.07.09 18:09 MikeTysonChicken r/NFL Top 100 Players of the 2019 Season - #5-1

Welcome to the reveal for players ranked 5-1 for this year’s NFL Top 100 Players for the 2019 Season!

Players whose average rank had them land in places 5-1 are on this portion of the list revealed today. Players are associated with the team they finished 2019 with.
LINK TO THE HUB POST WITH A DETAILED DESCRIPTION OF THE METHODOLOGY
So now, without further ado, here are the players ranked 5-1 in the NFL Top 100 Players of the 2019 Season!

#5 - Christian McCaffrey - Running Back - Carolina Panthers

Accolades
Accolade Total Year
NFL Pro Bowl 1 2019
AP All-Pro 1st Team 1 2019
AP All-Pro 2nd Team 1 2018
/NFL Top 100 2 2018 (22), 2019 (56)
Written By: sanswagata
Christian McCaffrey's 2019 season will be talked about with some of the greatest dual threat RB seasons in history. He went for over 1000 yards in both receiving and rushing adding up to a total of 2392 yards and 19 touchdowns. This has only been done twice before in Marshall Faulk's 1999 and Roger Craig's 1985. No one in history has done this two separate times in history, so next year CMC has a real shot at being the first. He also did this while being in the top 10 for yards per attempt at 4.8 and not to mention that he performed this with one of the worst QBs in the league for a majority of the season in Kyle Allen. Teams were able to focus on CMC and he would still beat them. He accounted for 43.7% of Carolina's offense this year for Carolina. He was durable, dependable, handsome, and fun to watch this year.
So what does Christian McCaffrey do so well that lead to him running for 1300+ yards on nearly 5 yards per carry despite playing with dogshit at quarterback? Well it starts with his mind and processing. He presses the hole very well and rarely will miss the correct gap. His vision and mind do half of the battle for him so he isn't running into clogged areas and when he presses he opens up the best hole even more. Let's look at one of his most exciting plays of the season as our first example. On this play at the mesh point (when the qb is handing the ball to the RB) you can see that there is no cutback and that his OL isn't getting any push to create a hole up the middle. That means it's time to bounce this play to the outside. The EDGE actually plays it pretty well, but CMC tells him to talk to the hand and shoves him to the ground. Then he is able to speed past the LB trying to reach him. There's just one guy left and CMC finishes this in style by jumping right overtop of him for a TD. On the second destruction of Jacksonville CMC can see that one LB is trying to cheat outside on this outside zone, so CMC can't bounce again like he did in the first clip. The other LB completely falls for the motion end around and splits that way which leaves the middle wide open. McCaffrey sees this and cuts that way and then uses his speed to get past everyone and keep his lead for 84 yards and the touchdown. Here is a fantastic example of his ability to press the hole and make micromovements to cause defenders to react. This is a counter play with a pulling guard and a fullback taking him past the second level and if everything is set up it will work beautifully, but the blocks have to work. The guard kicks out the end perfectly opening up that hole and then to make sure he gets the seal where he wants to go he just hesitates and looks towards the A gap just a little bit. This freezes 58 and makes that hole even bigger for him to run through and helps his OL. This time he presses outside before working in which helps him turn a small gain into a first down. This time you can see him cutback with great success because Green Bay blows up the playside. He turns the sift block from the TE into a lead block and follows him for a big gain. He gets a weird look on this outside zone, but is able to quickly adapt for a nice gain with Cam Jordan coming over as part of a T-E stunt CMC has to read it in real time, but he does so well and gets a nice gain. On this last example CMC reads the LBs and sees that Bobby Wagner overcommits to the outside zone just a little bit, so he presses him for half a second allowing the combo block to get some movement and letting the block be set up on the second level before cutting back. This ability turned a loss or gain of nothing into a very big gain and a first down.
Another reason he was so good last year is his ability to make people miss. This example shows his vision, pressing the hole, and elusiveness where everything falls apart, but he is able to turn a bad play into a good play by reading the defense and then making a guy miss. This play shouldn't have gone anywhere, but instead of being a loss because multiple guys failed their blocks he just makes them miss. He throws a nasty juke on the safety before putting on the jets and scoring a TD. Here he shows off his vision and ability to press the hole before wrecking another safety with a juke. Another play another juke on a safety making them go the wrong way. Another play which shows off his fantastic ability to turn a bad play into a great play this time by making a few guys miss in the hole. Blake Martinez gets the shake and lets CMC pick up an extra 7 yards. On this one Vonn Bell gets shook for a TD which makes Tony laugh a little bit. However he is not only elusive on run plays, but also pass plays where he quickly can secure a pass and then turn upfield and make defenders miss. On this little dump off he turns upfield and then gives 28 a quick case of polio giving him no use of his legs as he scores a TD. Here he outruns the pursuit angle making a guy miss after catching a quick swing pass. Here is the same swing pass against the Washington team turning a little gain into a big gainer. CMC is the last person I want to face in the open field 1 on 1.
While Carolina seemed to mostly use him as a dump off or swing pass guy he actually runs very nice routes and anytime you have a RB that can beat a cornerback on a route you have something special. This is a nice Texas route out of the backfield he opens up outside before quickly cutting back inside for a catch and a nice gain. He splits out wide here and runs a quick drag then makes a few guys miss for a large gain. He can change from a swing to a wheel to gain 20+ yards. From the slot he will beat you this time with an in route. He gets singled up vs a LB and beats him with a Texas route for a huge gain. He also can go the opposite way and beat the LB on the out route. Here he runs a whip route where he fakes the slant inside and then cuts back outside for a big gain and a first down. He almost has the ability of a WR to find the soft spot and make the catch. You can see on all of these clips that he's a very natural cathcer of the ball. He catches with his hands first and then brings it into his body. He doesn't use his body to catch the ball like a lot of runningbacks. Here is a good example of him using his hands to bring in a pass the pass is a little off (what else is new from Kyle Allen) so he has to jump and catch it with his hands. If he wasn't so great at catching the ball than he might have dropped this. On this crucial 4th down the Panthers go to CMC's hands and he delivers with a nice TD. This play he chips the EDGE and then is able to improv his way open after the play breaks down he makes a fantastic catch here for the first down.
This play deserves it's own paragraph and basically shows everything I've talked about from a receiving aspect for CMC. This route is called a juke route that the Patriot's have run for years with Edelman. This article will basically show you everything you need to know about it and if you want more Bill O'Brien did an entire clinic on this play. So here the receiver (CMC) has three options. He can sit if the LB plays him off and gives that up, he can return if the LB plays inside too much, or he can juke and run across if the LB tries to play him tight. McCaffrey hits the LB with the juke route and runs this requires great route running, hands, and elusiveness. He runs it perfect like he will sit on the route which makes the LB covering him come up just a little. CMC then hits him with his elusiveness and jukes to the outside leaving the LB in the dust as he speeds into the endzone for a TD. The Panthers should run this play with CMC more often because not only can he run the route well, but he can make people miss after the fact as well.
Next year and beyond I think there is even more room for CMC to shine. We saw in those clips that he was amazing, but could you imagine him with a real QB that makes the defense play a little bit off and not commit so much to the run? His OL in the clips wasn't amazing either. If he got a better OL he could manage better efficiency and if he stays healthy more volume. Not only would adding these thing help, but I would love to see more plays with CMC running real routes. It felt like a lot of the time the Panthers left him as just a safety valve when he could be so much more. It's possible that they have addressed all of this in the offseason. They added a LT (at the expense of another OL), they added a QB, and they have a new HC and innovative OC that just came off using another very good receiving RB well. I'm excited to see if CMC can come back stronger than ever and improve upon his last season with even more greatness.

#4 - Stephon Gilmore - Cornerback - New England Patriots

Accolades
Accolade Total Year
NFL Pro Bowl 3 2016, 2018, 2019
AP All-Pro 1st Team 2 2018, 2019
NFL Defensive Player of the Year 1 2019
PFWA NFL Defensive Player of the Year 1 2019
/NFL Top 100 2 2018 (7), 2019 (4)
Written By: O_the_Scientist
Acquired in a splashy free agent deal in 2017, Stephon Gilmore caused significant controversy among the Patriot fanbase from multiple angles. He had proven to be a good corner in his time in Buffalo, but his deal was expensive, leaving many wondering if there would be funds to pay Super Bowl hero Malcolm Butler and what exactly Gilmore had done to deserve a top 5 positional contract. Over the first few weeks of 2017 that controversy stewed, as the defense allowed historically bad passing production as Gilmore appeared lost at times. Since the mid-point of 2017, however, Gilmore has been the league’s best cornerback, producing the special combination of deafening silence and highlight reel moments you only get from an elite lockdown corner. In 2019 the Gilly Lock became the first defensive back since Troy Polamalu to win the Associated Press’s Defensive Player of the Year Award. We’re going to take a look at the polished technique and savvy game sense Gilmore exhibits week in and week out that made him the best Cornerback in the NFL and one of the best overall players of 2019.
Stephon Gilmore in 2019
From a technical standpoint Gilmore is a master craftsman. His trade has been refined from the fundamental base through the finest detail. We’re going to take a look at the anatomy of an elite cornerback from the ground up, and the foundation is footwork. When you watch Gilmore run with opposing receivers, you see quick, clean, deliberate steps that both set up the following motions and maintain his balance, and each of those three factors is key. For a start lets look at this PBU against a Darius Slayton curl route. Off the snap Gilmore takes a minuscule jab step forward with his outside foot, creating a leverage point for his next steps that will allow him to follow any break. If the receiver breaks in on a quick slant or a drag his hips are now open toward the middle of the field and he can pursue that angle, driving inside off of that plant foot, and when the receiver breaks outside he can drive backwards from that plant foot to follow. On this rep, Gilmore takes a couple chop steps as the receiver makes his break so as to not over-commit and expose himself to a cross-up in-cut or deep slant, and only when Slayton hits the point of no return on his break does Gilmore flip his hips to run with him. At the top of the route he uses a T-step technique to drive on the ball, disrupting with his hands and creating 4th and 8. Contrast with this PBU on an in route against Cincinnati’s Alex Erickson. This is patience, situational awareness and an exhibition of why deliberate steps are key. Playing off the receiver, Gilmore is happy to let this play come to him in a red zone situation. Gilmore waits on-balance for Erickson to make his break, drops the outside foot and shuffles slightly when the receiver fakes that way, then uses that shuffle positioning to drive and beat the receiver to his spot. Every down, every rep, every one of his league-leading 20 PBUs starts right there in the feet. You'll see this on every following .gif if you look for it.
After the feet, movement flows through the hips. Stephon Gilmore’s hips don’t lie are fluid and disciplined, allowing him to stick with even the shiftiest receivers through their routes. The technique here - in theory - is so simple that it’s one of the first instructions you’ll get playing pee wee or high school ball - you can’t go anywhere without your hips, you can move in the direction they’re pointing faster than you can go anywhere else and if you have to flip them you’d better be damn sure about it. To see active hips, we can look at this rep against Tyler Boyd. Gilmore is in a softer press and Boyd manages a clean release, crossing his face with a large step outside before breaking back in. Gilmore’s initial drop step outside allows him to follow the outside release if committed, but his hips never rotate past ~45 degrees before he crosses back over to the inside following Boyd. At the top of the route Gilmore’s hips follow the receiver ever so slightly as he fakes an outside break then he closes to the inside of the field with the receiver’s in-cut, allowing Gilmore to break up the pass and in this case, pick it off. On the less-active, more-disciplined end of the spectrum, here he is against John Brown, opening up immediately to the outside against a very fast opponent, showing discipline not to over commit with steady hips as Brown fakes a look inside, then turning fully with the receiver. This technique is crucial to Gilmore’s ability to cover any kind of receiver on any kind of route.
The great footwork and fluid hips put Gilmore in position to use his hands, which he does exceptionally well both during the route and at the catch point. There's an art to getting handsy through a receiver's route both with bump n' run near the line and leverage at the breaks while balancing the knife edge between physical play and a penalty. Gilmore is also constantly fighting through the catch point. There’s a tenacity with which he outright attacks balls even if a receiver gets his hands on one. He attacks by punching to and through the ball and hands in any contested situation - seen with this PBU against Sammy Watkins - and he high points the ball like a receiver to either swat it or tip it up - seen here setting up a Devin McCourty INT. This comes after the hard part, but it’s the kind of fine finishing touch that transforms a great coverage player into a disruptive playmaking defensive back.
Stephon Gilmore is so practiced and effective with the physical process of playing coverage that he’d be a very good corner if he was only ever asked to man up and follow whoever, but what propels him to that next level is a blend of instinct, preparation and sheer brilliance. There’s just no substitute for study, knowledge and game sense if you want to be an elite cornerback. Look for the physical details I've described employed to their fullest effect in these quick hits that highlight why Gilmore is the premiere playmaking cornerback in the NFL right now. He knows what routes to jump against which receivers. He knows when to play off-coverage to invite a throw. He feels the right time to peel off his receiver and play the ball. On this Pick-six vs Miami he hits the top of his dropback an drives right in front of the outlet receiver, reading the QB rollout. On this Int vs NYG he bumps his man at the line before passing him off on the interior cut and dropping underneath the corner route from the TE. On a decisive PBU against the Giants with excellent coverage form and a laser-precise finishing punch. Undercuts on this ball tipped for an INT. Reads the receiver's eyes to time the high point. These are the highlights we see, but most of his year was spent smothering receivers so badly Quarterbacks refuse to try him, or sticking with an elite receiver for 4 seconds to not allow a QB outlet.
There's really only one way for a corner to produce a league-leading number of passes defensed and an allowed passer rating under 50. It's about the intelligent and selective application of a full, premium quality tool kit in the hands of an absolute master. That's what makes Stephon Gilmore special. He's so good the Patriots modeled their entire approach in the secondary off of his presence on the outside. The team played cover-1 and cover-0 - two defensive schemes that place a massive, high risk burden on outside man coverage players - more than any other team in the league because Gilmore could be trusted to lock down his assignment without help on every single coverage snap (except one, you're welcome Bills fans). I highly recommend his excellent Film Session to get a glimpse into how he prepares and what he sees and how his abilities dictate New England's approach in the secondary.
Legacy
Before Stephon Gilmore came to New England in 2017 he had entered the league as a competent starter and had grown into a pro bowl CB1 over a handful of seasons. He wasn’t someone mentioned in the same tier of Richard Sherman, Patrick Peterson, Aqib Talib or Darrelle Revis. Since the mid-point of the 2017 season, however, he’s been the best corner in the NFL, punctuating his Patriot seasons with a game-clinching PBU in the AFC Championship Game, a game-clinching Interception in the Super Bowl, two First Team All Pro selections and an Associated Press Defensive Player of the Year award. The full list of cornerbacks who have won that award is now Mel Blount, Lester Hayes, Rod Woodson, Deion Sanders, Charles Woodson, Stephon Gilmore. Four of those Six are in the hall of fame and Woodson is considered a strong candidate for first-ballot induction when eligible in 2021. Only 24 cornerbacks since the merger have been named 1st team all pro 2 or more times, and 12 of them are in the Hall of Fame or are what I consider guarantees (Patslegend Darrelle Revis, Charles Woodson). I don’t believe his career to date has made a compelling Hall of Fame case, but his 2019 season is the kind of monumental step a player can take late in his career to make Canton a realistic goal.

#3 - Aaron Donald - Interior Defensive Line - Los Angeles Rams

Accolades
Accolade Total Year
NFL Pro Bowl 6 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019
AP All-Pro 1st Team 5 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019
NFL Defensive Player of the Year 2 2017, 2018
NFL Defensive Rookie of the Year 1 2014
PFWA All-Rookie Team 1 2014
NFL 2010s All-Decade Team N/A N/A
/NFL Top 100 6 2014 (43), 2015 (2), 2016 (1), 2017 (1), 2018 (1), 2019 (3)
Written By: Projinator
Introduction
What could possible be said about Aaron Donald that hasn't been said before?
The man is on a rare path, the path to be deemed the greatest ever defensive player. Don't misread my words, Donald isn't the GOAT yet and there surely are a handful of active players who have done more in their careers. But he's maybe the only active player that has done enough in his career to stay on that pace. JJ Watt was another candidate but injuries slowed down his pace, and unless he has some elite years in the next few he probably won't be able to make up the ground. In 2020, Aaron Donald will be entering his 7th season in the NFL at the age of 29, and still realistically has three more years of peak level prime with another five to seven years of elite play remaining. The man earned his 5th consecutive AP 1st Team All Pro and 6th consecutive Pro Bowl selection in 2019, and even in his statistically worst year since 2016 still managed to get one DPOY vote. Part of what makes Aaron unique in his combination of strength and speed, all while staying small relative to the average DT. Because he sits lower to the ground, his center of gravity gives him superior leverage on most all opponents he will face.
He has a strong argument as the greatest modern defensive tackle of all time already, the only other player who may steal that from him would be Warren Sapp; but Donald already has more tackles for loss in his six seasons than Sapp AND has a higher pressure rate. This time next year, with another batch of awards, we could be talking about Donald as the greatest defensive tackle ever. Don't want to take the word of a redditor who left the GOAT QB off the Top 100 list two years in a row? Take a listen to Brian Baldinger's breakdown, and become baptized in the shock and awe of the greatest Donald this country has ever known.
Aaron Donald is the perfect example of what fruits the labor of hard work can bear. For those unfamiliar, Donald has kept his humble roots by continuing to workout in the gym of his childhood home. He's explained that he discovered how strong and fast he could become in high school, and became addicted to seeing the changes in his body and how they resulted in superhuman power. What seems like such a slam dunk now, in retrospect wasnt considered as much in the 2014 NFL Draft. Many scouting reports had his size as a weakness, with many speculating whether his small frame would be able to hold up at the NFL level. Even during his rookie season he wasn't given the opportunity to compete for the starting job until week 6 (thanks Jeff Fisher). He's managed to overcome essentially every professional obstacle in his way, which gives me conviction in my, obviously homered belief, that by the time Aaron Donald retires he will be end up as the greatest defensive player in NFL history.
2019 - A Season In Review
While he didn't accumulate the sack totals he had in 2018, Donald still led all DTs with 12.5 which was good for 7th in the league. He also led all DTs in total pressures with 80, tied for 5th in the league. He did all this despite being double teamed on over 60% of his pass rushing snaps, sometimes being triple teamed and the occasional quadruple team. The amount of attention Donald requires truly is unprecedented, but honestly is required for any offensive game plan that hopes to have success.
He has a wide arsenal of pass rush techniques that he's able to use to perfection; he's able to leverage himself well enough to use the swim move with devastating precision. He can spin quick enough to completely lose any guard or center trying to keep him pinned. Perhaps most impressive is his jump chop as illustrated brilliantly by u/craigroh. His strength, despite being considered undersized, is unrivaled as shown in his bull rush. Truthfully his greatest strength is the variety of his arsenal and the way he can piece together multiple techniques. Because of this he's able to keep his opponents and opposing DCs constantly guessing.
In the run game, Donald is able to completely disrupt running backs behind the line of scrimmage, and regardless of whether that results in a TFL or not, it changes the play and causes chaos. He isn't really an elite run stopper, but he doesn't need to be in order to be disruptive. He's most effective in altering the path of RBs by blowing up holes and causing the interior of the offensive line to move outside where they want to be. In this play, Donald is so quick to penetrate the LOS that it forces Kamara to try and find a different hole, which results in a TFL on a critical 4th down.
In actuality, this may be the lone weakness to Aaron Donald's game. He occasionally gets baited into using his speed against him, effectively taking him completely out of the play. Sometimes he can recover, but OCs have begun to notice this trend and have been adjusting by running the ball directly at Aaron banking on him shooting off immediately after the snap. Essentially this boils down to a guess on Donald's part, but it's still a part of his game that he could improve on.
2020 and Beyond
If Aaron Donald is to become the GOAT, he will need another big year in 2020 and beyond. Under Wade Phillips, Aaron wasn't really given any help in terms of scheme to get his pressures and sacks. Wade was notorious for relying on 4 to generate pressure, and running a 3-4 defense with a 4-3 DT can prove challenging. For 2020 the Rams hired Brandon Staley, former Denver Broncos OLB coach, who could be the McVay-like spark the defense needs. I expect more exotic blitz packages to open things up for Donald so he isn't constantly facing two or more linemen, and in turn I'd expect a return to MVP-like form. My prediction for Aaron Donald in 2020 is as follows; 19.5 sacks on 95 pressures with 4 FFs and 1 INT. As a bonus, Look for Donald to be included on some goal line packages. My man has been lobbying McVay since last year and the coach is the exact type of person to experiment with odd personnel groupings.

#2 - Michael Thomas - Wide Receiver- New Orleans Saints

Accolades
Accolade Total Year
NFL Pro Bowl 3 2017, 2018, 2019
NFL Offensive Player of the Year 1 2019
AP All-Pro 1st Team 2 2018, 2019
PFWA All-Rookie Team 1 2016
/NFL Top 100 3 2016 (85), 2017 (40), 2018 (12), 2019 (2)
Written By: Lazy_Street
As a 2nd round pick in 2016, no one expected the prolific production Michael Thomas would output over his first 4 years in the league. He started with an immediate impact in his first year, quickly displacing Brandin Cooks as the team's number one receiver on route to setting the franchise rookie records for receptions, yards and touchdowns.
He wasn't done there, he then established himself as a very tough cover going in his sophomore season. He grinded out 104 catches and 1200 yards making his 196 catches through his first 2 seasons a new NFL record.. He earned his first of three straight Pro Bowl appearances this year.
At this point, I think the league and fans were unsure of how to feel about Mike. He was on most Top 10 lists at the position but rarely was cracking any top 5 lists or being talked about as a dominant gamechanger.
Everything changed when the fire nation attacked He cashed in a smooth 125 rec/1405/9 TD in 2018. He led the league in receptions and was 6th in yards. He was proving he was a master route runner with outstanding body control and catch radius. He became the fastest player to 300 career receptions ever at the end of the 2018 season. However, interacting with other fans on reddit there still seemed to be an air of doubt on him being in the same tier as Julio and DeAndrew Hopkins and his game would always be just below their level.
Enter 2019, the year of Can't Guard Mike. In one of the most consistent seasons I've ever personally seen, Mike shredded opposing defenses catching 10+ passes nine times. He set a NFL reception mark at 149 receptions and was awarded the NFL OPOTY, becoming the first receiver since Jerry fucking Rice in 1993 to win the award. He now has the most receptions by any player through his 2nd, 3rd and 4th seasons while being the fastest ever to record 400 career receptions.
But that's not what makes Mike great. His biggest detractors say all he does is catch slants and outs. Yes he catches a ton of them but if that's "all he does'' you'd think a professional defense would be able to stop him. They don't. If you actually watch Mike play you will see one of the strongest WRs in the league. He shakes off contact like a running back and consistently slithers through arm tackles for extra Yardage. He is excellent at head and hand discipline, where he wont move either til absolutely necessary making catches like this look routine. He is one of the best route runners in the game, here he shakes the corner off at the top of his route then uses that snake like strength to push through contact and get the TD. Which he does again later in the same game. His concentration was amazing to watch all year and he was consistently coming up with catches that required perfect placement and he didn't flinch from them.
He will never be a burner but he can be a threat at any level of the field, no matter which QB is throwing to him..
His appearance in the top 10 is absolutely deserved this year and anyone who doesn't have him in the top 10 players overall going into whatever weird Frankenstein covid season we have in 2020 isn't paying attention. He will be put to rest any argument and be the best WR in the game by the end of the 2020 season.

#1 - Lamar Jackson - Quarterback - Baltimore Ravens

Accolades
Accolade Total Year
NFL Pro Bowl 1 2019
AP All-Pro 1st Team 1 2019
NFL Most Valuable Player 1 2019
Bert Bell Award 1 2019
/NFL Top 100 1 2019 (1)
Written By: UnbiasedBrownsFan
Introduction
You've made it, the top of the list, the crème de la crème. Lamar Motherfuckin' Jackson. It's difficult to put into words what exactly makes Lamar Jackson special. Some of the words I've used to describe him include: "Holy Fuck" "What the Hell" "You've got to be shitting me" Basically, it's the return of the "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding. He didn't just do what I think he did, did he?" The likes of which we haven't seen since the Michael Vick days in Madden 04 but if we turned him up to about 17. Coming into the season Lamar had the weight of the Ravens franchise on his shoulders and constant pressure from critics who didn't believe he could cut it as a quarterback. Well, the jokes were on them because he spent literally all of 2019 cutting it up and down the field.
And whether he was tormenting opposing teams on the field, or just torturing me in my own personal dreamscape, it truly felt like Lamar Jackson was everywhere last season. And perhaps he was? No. That must have been a dream. Virtual Reality Lamar Jackson can't hurt you. But he still possessed the uncanny ability to feed a grown man into the dirt and had an unnerving knack for inserting IV drips directly into the lives of opposing linemen. And it is because of this that Jackson has become a man to be feared among NFL circles. And it was that same sheer force of will that engineered Jackson's brilliant 2019 season.
2019
Lamar Jackson's 2019 season was nothing short of marvelous, spectacular, terrific... Lamarkable. Okay, you can blame Ian Eagle for that one. But in just his second season in the league, and first full season starting, Jackson tore down the NFL team by team with an offense completely designed around his unique skillset. And he didn't just tear them down, he ground them to the bone with a deadly combination of inhuman athleticism and spectacular change of direction. But then it hits you. He can throw the ball too... I mean, he can really zip that thing.
The stats speak for themselves. He led all quarterbacks in broken tackles with 42. The next closest was Josh Allen with... 20. He led the league in passing touchdowns and total touchdowns with 36 and 43 respectively and he didn't just break Michael Vick's rushing record, he shattered it. With a mind-boggling 1206 rushing yards, Lamar Jackson ran his way into the top 6 amongst running backs. But actually watching the plays? Well, there truly are no words. Just how exactly are you expected to stop a play like this? How do you even wrap your head around this throw? Of course, it was efforts like these that were enough to earn him MVP honors and solidify this season amongst some of the all-time greats, but it's not just his stats and plays that made him the best player in the NFL in 2019.
Because the true measure of the greatness of a player is how great he can make those around him. And Lamar Jackson was able to lead the league in passing touchdowns with, checks notes Antonio Brown's cousin as his WR1? His ability to move around the pocket and the sheer threat of him gashing opposing defenses on the ground created extremely favorable matchups along the offensive line and the threat of the read-option allowed the Ravens backfield to set the all-time record for rushing yards with three players averaging at least 5 yards a carry. A record that had previously stood for 41 years. So you can argue that he had great running backs around him and a great offensive line too, but I don't believe that takes away from the greatness of Lamar Jackson. It enhances it.
Legacy
Lamar could certainly never touch a football again and still be remembered for what he accomplished this season. An MVP in just his second year and first full season starting, combined with a rushing record that, let's face it, will never be broken, thrust Jackson into a category of players that consist of sheer greatness. Only time will tell if his play will continue, but with the type of upward trajectory and growth he's displayed already, I'm not even sure he is bound by limits of reality. The only thing that can stop Lamar at this point is this fucking thing.
As for Lamar's 2019 season itself? It will certainly go down in the history books. But I believe we'll also look back at this season as a significant turning point in the NFL. You don't have to fit your quarterback into a mold, you can mold your team around a quarterback. The NFL's a' changing and Lamar Jackson is at the forefront of that change. As for the future of Lamar Jackson, well, that's a frightening thought. The sheer improvement as a passer from year one to year two is unprecedented, and the thought of him getting even wiser and refining his game to another level is legitimately terrifying. And that's all before you realize he's younger than Joe Burrow... Fuck. All I know is that if Lamar Jackson plays next season even a little bit like he played this season, his legacy is going to include about 500 million more dollars.

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2020.07.05 15:39 Thanos_Kun Rewriting the DCEU; detailed plots for 46 original movies Phase 2

Check out my Phase 1 rewrite before starting Phase 2.
PHASE 1 - ORIGINS
Phase 1 establishes the origin stories of the founding 6 members of the Justice League and sets the foundation for the cinematic universe of the DCU.
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1944 - Wonder Woman: Paradise Lost
2024 - Aquaman: Throne of Atlantis
2024 - Batman: Year One
2027 - Superman: Last Son
2027 - Green Lantern: Emerald Dawn
2027 - Flash: Ignition

PHASE 2 - EXPANSION
Phase 2 shows the founding 6 as now experienced heroes tackling greater threats while organically introducing more heroes and creating more branching plotlines for the cinematic universe.

2029 - Superman II: Man of Steel
Protagonist – Kal-El/Clark Kent (Superman) (25), Kara Zor-El/Kara Kent (Supergirl) (16)
Antagonist – General Zod, Faora-Ul
Important Characters – Jonathan Kent, Martha Kent, Lois Lane, Lex Luthor
Background – Kryptonians had a caste system, meaning they were genetically cloned and modified to perform certain functions in society. Kara was “born” in the military officer caste like her father, General Zor-El. General Zod was essentially an uncle to her; he was her father Zor-El’s lieutenant before becoming a general and she would have served as his lieutenant in turn. When Jor-El learned of Krypton’s imminent destruction he told his older brother Zor-El, who was able to send Kara to Earth before Krypton's destruction. However, being a scientist Jor-El had modified his spacecraft so it was faster than the standard models, which is why even though Kara and Kal left for earth at around the same time it took Kara 25 extra years. Right before Krypton's destruction, Zod led a failed coup to overthrow the Kryptonian council and was sentenced to eternity in the Phantom Zone. Present day, Clark is now comfortable and experienced as Superman and is dating Lois.
Plot – When Clark brings Lois to Kansas for the holidays to introduce her to his parents, Kara’s spacecraft crashes nearby and Clark bonds with his newest family member while teaching her to use her powers. She shows him that the crystal necklace he wears is actually a rare alpha codex crystal and she shows him how to activate it in Antarctica, which creates the Fortress of Solitude. The Fortress contains all of Jor-El’s projects, including a Phantom Zone projector and Phantom Drive, which Kara works on over the next couple months to try to locate other Phantom Drives in the hope of finding Kryptonian survivors. She accidentally frees Zod, who lies to her saying he brought some people into the Phantom Zone before Krypton's demise in the hopes they would be rescued someday. Delighted, Kara goes to find Kal to introduce them to each other, and while she is away Zod frees his current lieutenant Faora. When Kal and Kara return, Zod states his true intentions to build a new Krypton on earth, and Kara must choose between her old planet, her cultural caste, and her “uncle” against her new home, her newfound autonomy to choose her path, and her cousin. She sides with Clark and earth and the two of them manage to send Faora back to the Phantom Zone, but the projector is damaged immediately after by Zod, who is manic at the thought of spending another 100 years there. Kara is forced to break Zod’s neck to save Clark, upon which Clark teaches her the importance of restraint.
Sequel tie-in – While in the Phantom Zone, Faora is caught and killed by a monster heavily implied to be Doomsday.
Lore - Krypton is 100 million light years away from Earth, and Kryptonian tech allows for 1 million times faster than the speed of light travel by harnessing the energy of the Phantom Zone as a power source. Kara and Kal both left Krypton in 1929, and it took Kara 100 years to get to Earth and she was in suspended animation during that time. Kal's spacecraft was able to get there in only 75, because it "skipped" in between the Phantom Zone and our reality, similar to how a rock skips on water. Also, while Kara was sleeping, the spacecrafts computer calculated what year she would arrive on earth and used a logarithmic function to predict what human society would be like in 2029 and downloaded it directly into her brain. So when she gets to Earth she can speak English (and two dozen other languages) and has some familiarity with earth technology. It's only 98% accurate, and there are some things she is surprised by and some things she is surprised don't exist, like flying cars.
Easter Egg - At one point in the movie, Lois laments that her story is a dud and even after two years no one has any information on the two arrow guys' origins, just that they seem to take down criminals without anyone getting a good look at them.
Author's Note - Just realizing that if Krypton was 100 million light years away, Jor-El would have thought he was sending Kal to a world filled with dinosaurs. I watch too much Cinemasins.
Author's Note 2 - An important part of Kara's development through the movie is her struggle between earth and Kryptonian values. As stated earlier, Kara was born in the officer caste and her whole life has been her preparation to lead soldiers. That's why she's initially so obsessed with finding other Kryptonian survivors; she sees it as her purpose for existing to be a leader for her people. But as she spends more time with Kal, the Kents, and earth, she is exposed to 'Murican values of freedom of choice and autonomy, which are completely foreign concepts to her. We see her gradually start to question Kryptonian caste and society and shift toward the idea of choosing for herself. It makes her decision to side with Kal so much more poignant in the end, because it represents her choosing what she wants as an individual, instead of going along with that Krypton would expect her to do.
2030 - Green Lantern II: Blackest Night
Protagonist – Hal Jordan (Green Lantern) (29)
Antagonist – Sinestro, Yellow Lantern Corps
Important Characters – Carol Ferris, Kilawog, Tomar-Re, and Katma Tui.
Background - One of the principle rules of the Green Lantern Corps was they do not kill sentient organic beings except in the most extreme circumstances, either turning them over to the appropriate local planetary authority or jailing the most dangerous individuals on their prison planet. Sinestro always doubted the wisdom of that rule, but he followed it anyway as he considered the Guardians virtually omniscient and infallible. However, the events with the Manhunters showed him the Guardians are very fallible and he totally rejects the no kill rule. Unbeknownst to the Guardians, Sinestro has been building a cult of personality among the new lanterns and spreading his ideology under the premise it will bring more order and stability. He is secretly preparing to launch his insurrection and meanwhile he and his followers have already begun killing criminals discreetly.
Plot – Hal, Kilawog, and Tomar-Re go to Sinestro’s home planet unannounced and happen to see him killing a criminal. Though shocked, the three of them manage to overpower him and take him into custody. They bring him to Oa to stand trial for breaking the most important tenet of Green Lanterns. He is found guilty and before being sentenced to the prison planet he is bombarded with yellow light to remove all vestiges of his green lantern ring’s power. This is standard procedure to strip rogue lanterns of their ring's power. But what they do not know is that he possesses a yellow ring and the yellow light overcharged it, making him many times stronger than a normal lantern. Though the timing is not ideal, he calls his yellow lantern followers to rise up and overthrow the green lanterns. The civil war ravages the planet and the Green Lanterns are significantly diminished. In the end, Sinestro calls on his followers to give him all of their yellow ring energy so he can put an end to the war, but the Green Lanterns give Hal all of their energy as well. In the end, Hal's conviction is able to overcome Sinestro and the Green Lanterns win with Sinestro being sent to prison. But during the conflict Tomar-Re died, Katma Tui lost her right leg, and Kilawog lost an eye. When Hal returns to Earth, he proposes to Carol.
Sequel tie-in – While destroying Yellow Lantern Rings with antimatter blasts, to the green lanterns confusion the rings glow red and sapphire before being destroyed.
Author's Note - In the very beginning of the movie, we see Hal loves Carol but is not ready to approach the subject of marriage because he has the mindset that there's no rush because there's always tomorrow. The civil war and the deaths show him that tomorrow is never guaranteed, which prompts him to stop putting it off and pop the question.
2030 - Wonder Woman II: Paradise Lost
Protagonist – Diana Prince (Wonder Woman) (26)
Antagonist – Dr. Barbara Ann Minerva (Cheetah), Circe
Background – Before Zeus and the Old Gods of Olympus, earth was ruled by the Titans, the previous generation of Old Gods led by Chronos. Chronos was the Lord of Time and Zeus, his son, killed and overthrew him. Zeus hid Chronos' scythe in Tartaros because the powerful weapon contained so much chronal energy that it could turn a human into a demigod, or make a lesser god as powerful as an Olympian. In the present day, Diana is still living in Paris and while she has mostly gotten over Steve's death, she lives quietly by herself. She misses her family and is searching for purpose in her life.
Plot – Circe tricks Dr. Barbara Ann Minerva, an archaeologist searching for Minoan artifacts in Crete, into entering a portal to Tartaros and touching the scythe, which transforms her into Cheetah. Her newfound Titan power allows her to freely control her own time, allowing her to move super fast, as well as granting her three “charges” that she can use to manipulate someone or something else's time, such as aging a person a million years in a matter of seconds or freezing a person in time for years. Circe uses her magic to enslave Cheetah and the two of them travel from Crete to Istanbul, where the entrance to Are's prison in Tartaros is. It takes all of Circe's magic to keep Cheetah under her control, and thus they have to use human transportation to reach their destination instead of Circe just teleporting them. Diana, who sensed the surge of Titan energy released when Barbara became Cheetah, chases them from Crete across Europe to Istanbul. However, Cheetah and Circe get to Ares before Diana can stop them. Cheetah uses her first “charge” to age Ares’ restraints by a million years, allowing him to free himself. Ares easily incapacitates an exhausted Diana but lets her live so she can be a witness to the realization of his plans before he teleports himself, Circe, and Cheetah away. Diana’s anger at her failure coupled with a timely Superman interview she happens to see on TV inspires her to find her calling and protect Earth from whatever Ares has planned next.
Sequel tie-in – Ares, Circe, and Cheetah ambush Zeus and Cheetah uses her second charge to freeze Zeus, and Ares says that by the time it wears off Olympus will have fallen.
Note – Cheetah’s origin stories and powers always bothered me; one because it seemed boring and lazy, and two because there’s no way she should be strong enough to be Diana’s nemesis. In this rewrite, her powers are time based and divine in nature to fit the storyline better and make her a stronger opponent.
Author's Note - I don't know if this will age well or not, because I wrote this before WW84 was announced.
2031 - Teen Titans: Independence Day
Protagonist – Dick Grayson (Robin) (16) [leader], Wally West (Kid Flash) (14), Koriand’Kory Anders (Starfire) (17), Victor Stone (Cyborg) (18), Roy Harper (Speedy) (17)
Antagonist – Komand’r (Blackfire) (19)
Important Characters – Kal-El/Clark Kent (Superman) (27), Kara Zor-El/Kara Kent (Supergirl) (18)
Background – Dick Grayson, frustrated by Batman’s stringent rules, lack of positive reinforcement, and singular focus on the mission, left him in early 2029. Wally West is now the avatar of the Negative Speed Force after recreating the lab accident that gave Barry his powers but fights crime in faraway cities from Barry’s watch, as Barry does not want his godbrother to become a crimefighter. Victor Stone ran away from home in 2030 after his scientist father turned him into a cyborg to save his life. Roy Harper was adopted by Oliver Queen from a Navajo reservation in 2026 and the next year became Speedy as the sidekick to Green Arrow. Koriand’r was a warrior prodigy who saved her people from enslavement by the Citadelians as a 13 year old after her parents’ deaths in 2027. Some of her people wanted to crown her queen despite her not wanting the throne, and that faction clashed with the traditionalists who wanted to crown her older sister Blackfire, leading to civil war from 2028 to 2030.
Plot – Starfire’s ship crashes in Jump City in December 2030 and she is attacked by traditionalist Tamaraneans. Dick and Victor were just passing through, Wally was actively patrolling, and Roy was there on a overnight winter break field trip with his school. But when they see Starfire getting attacked, all 4 of them jump in to help and drive the attacking Tamaraneans away. Of course we get the iconic Starfire kisses Robin scene. After explaining her situation and that Blackfire will be back to capture her in the next month, Robin comes up with a plan to save her. They'll use the next month to set up a defensible position so Starfire will be protected. After learning Tamaraneans can’t swim, he chooses an island near Jump City to set up the base; he and Speedy provide funding, Cyborg designs its defenses, and Kid Flash constructs them superfast. During that time Robin teaches them to fight as a unit. Starfire personally teaches Robin Tamaranean martial arts and he in turn teaches her how to swim, and they grow closer to each other. In January 2031, Blackfire and her soldiers attack but the group is able to fight them off. Starfire is finally able to tell her sister the truth that she never wanted the throne and that she will stay on earth with her new family allowing Blackfire to rule their home world in peace. After revealing their identities to each other and christening themselves the Teen Titans, Superman flies down and admits to have been watching them the whole time and admiring their efforts. He asks if they’ll let his cousin Supergirl join their group so she can socialize with other super people.
Sequel tie-in – Alfred starts to tell Bruce of Robin’s exploits, but Bruce cuts him off and tells him never to say that name again before Alfred tells him he was referring to master Dick. Meanwhile, we see two Robin suits, one pristine and the other damaged and bloodstained in the background.
2031 - Batman II: The Dark Knight
Protagonist – Bruce Wayne (Batman) (31), Jason Todd (Robin) (17), Tim Drake (Robin) (15)
Antagonist – Roman Sionis (Black Mask), Joker
Characters – Barbara Gordon(Batgirl/Oracle) (25), Jim Gordon, Harleen Quinzel (Harley Quinn), Jonathan Crane (Scarecrow)
Background – After Robin emancipated himself in 2029, Bruce adopted Jason Todd when he found him trying to steal the Batmobile’s tires and trained him to be Robin. However, Jason has serious anger issues stemming from his abusive childhood and as a direct victim of Falcone’s criminal empire, he is often at odds with Batman’s no kill rule and methodical process to take down criminal organizations. In the wake of Falcone’s imprisonment, Roman Sionis built his criminal empire in the vacuum, which is precisely what Bruce now tries to prevent by dismantling criminal empires systematically. Barbara Gordon has been working with Bruce as Batgirl and has graduated from Gotham U and works in IT at the GCPD. Joker has been in Arkham for 5 years, but has slowly manipulated Harleen Quinzel into falling for him.
Plot Part 1 - September 2030, Arkham Asylum doctor and phobiologist Jonathan Crane has spent the last 5 years trying to discover what the Joker is afraid of, with no success. He injects Joker with fear toxin, a chemical of his own design which he developed specifically for Joker. However, the toxin has no effect. Harleen had already loosened Joker's restraints, and he frees himself before injecting Crane with his own toxin, putting him at Joker's mercy psychologically. Joker instructs Crane to find out what Batman is afraid of. Meanwhile, Jason is fed up with Batman's deliberate tactics. He infiltrates Black Mask's penthouse and beats him bloody before dropping him off at GCPD. Batman is furious and berates Jason, saying he undid all the progress of the past few years and that instead of going to jail for life he'll only do a few months before walking free. Jason retorts that if not for Batman's stupid no kill rule that wouldn't be an issue; Batman grounds him and forbids him from patrolling indefinitely.
Plot Part 2 - October 2030, Dr. Crane adopts the moniker and costume of Scarecrow and abducts a group of children. When Batman arrives to save them, Scarecrow douses him with the new aerosol form of his toxin, fear gas, before escaping. But he placed hidden cameras around the room to record Batman's reactions, and visibly and verbally hallucinates the death of Robin, Batgirl, and Jim Gordon in the line of duty. Scarecrow brings the footage back to Joker who is delighted at the news, he then kills Scarecrow and has Harley break him out of Arkham as she officially becomes Harley Quinn. Halloween Night 2030, Jason is still on punishment while Batman searches for where Joker has gone to ground. While Batman is patrolling, Barbara’s vitals monitor spikes. Batman races to Barbara’s location where he finds her shot on the floor of James Gordon’s house. Jason sees this through the Batcomputer’s visual cowl link before Batman shuts it off to keep Jason from seeing Barbara in that state. Overcome with rage, he reads the incomplete tracking algorithm of Joker’s hideout, which has isolated a few block radius at this point, and sets out to finds Joker. Alfred is sick with the flu that fall so he is unaware of these events. Jason bursts into Joker’s hideout half cocked and puts up a valiant fight but is overcome by the number of Joker goons there. Joker orders everyone to leave and tells Harley to start the car and wait for him. He tortures Jason for hours and brands him like in Arkham Knight. He then thanks Jason. Knowing Batman’s greatest fear, he went to the Commissioner’s house to maim and kill Jim. Barbara was there by coincidence however, and Joker shot her in the spine. He was too disappointed to do more than that and just left her there. Now, the Joker is delighted because if Robin was so angry about the police commissioner’s daughter being hurt, then she was probably special to Batman too. And it led Robin to Joker so he gets a two for one. He wishes Jason a Happy Halloween before killing him and leaving. After Batman made sure Barbara was stabilized, he contacted the Cave but got no response. He returns home and sees no one there but sees the algorithm has found Joker’s hideout and that Jason’s uniform is gone. He races to the warehouse and finds Jason’s body and cries.
Plot Part 3 - February 2031, It’s been months since Jason’s death. Barbara is paralyzed and had to give up being Batgirl. The Joker hasn’t been seen or heard in months and Batman’s best efforts and usual resources haven’t worked. He is much more ruthless with criminals and is cruel even to Selina when she says she doesn’t have any info on Joker either. His relationship with Alfred is becoming strained and the GCPD are reaching the end of their tolerance for his new brutal tactics. 15 year old Tim Drake is the smartest student at St. Swithuns Academy with a photographic memory and an idolization of Batman. When Bruce Wayne visited St. Swithuns and Tim notices the dark circles under his eyes and his slightly bruised and shaking knuckles, they confirmed his theories that Bruce Wayne was Batman and that there were multiple Robins. When Robin performed a quadruple somersault during news coverage of the Tamaranian incident, Tim remembered that when he went to Haley’s Circus when he was 8, the Flying Graysons performance boasted that Dick was the only human capable of it. After reviewing the video of the act his family took, he confirmed it was the same person. He theorized Bruce Wayne might be Batman but required more proof. When Bruce Wayne announced his second adopted son, Jason, disappeared and was presumed dead on a boating accident while studying abroad, and with reports of a solo Batman becoming more brutal, the visual confirmation was all Tim needed to reach a conclusion. As Bruce was leaving, Tim snuck into the limo and confronted Bruce about being Batman. After cornering Bruce into admitting his identity, Tim convinced Bruce to let him help. After having Batman recollect the events that occurred before Jason’s death, he concluded that Scarecrow might have been working for Joker. After reviewing the cowl cam’s recording of the event, they realize that Batman showed clear fear concerning the safety of Jim Gordon, Batgirl, and Robin. Upon hacking into the Arkham employee timesheets and seeing that Harley Quinn and Jonathan Crane’s overlapped considerably in the months before Joker’s escape, Tim concluded that Scarecrow was working for Joker and upon informing him of Batman’s fears Joker got rid of him. He concluded that now Joker is hiding and hoping to watch the process as Batman unravels and descends into madness. Tim’s solution is for Batman to change back to his normal, less ruthless, demeanor and to allow himself to be photographed with Tim dressed as Robin at his side. Joker, hoping to see Batman distraught, will instead seeing him fine and having already moved on. The fact that Robin is there too will make Joker question if he evil killed Robin at all, which will be confusing and frustrating for him. Joker will then lash out impulsively do something crazy, assuming the police will be lax after his sabbatical and that he will be able to disappear again. But, the GCPD will be on high alert because Batman will warn them what will happen and they will call Batman immediately. Tim’s plan works to perfection and the Joker and Harley Quinn are caught and returned to Arkham. While he does not want to endanger anyone else, Bruce sees that Tim can't walk away from a vigilante lifestyle now that he's had a taste. At this point leaving Tim untrained will put him in even more danger. Thus, Batman agrees to train Tim to be the next Robin.
Sequel tie-in - Ra's al Gul digs up Jason's body and puts a synthetic fake corpse in its place.
PHASE 3 - JUSTICE LEAGUE
Phase 3 shows the formation of the Justice League and the resulting effects of superheroes joining forces to protect against planetary threats instead of individual villains.
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2032 - Justice League: Origin
2033 - Black Canary: Birds of Prey
2033 - Flash II: Terminal Velocity
2034 - Wonder Woman III: Gods and Mortals
2034 - Justice League II: Doomsday

PHASE 4 - A WORLD WITHOUT SUPERMAN
Phase 4 shows the consequences of Superman’s death on the world and superhero community and introduces multiple heirs to the mantle before the original makes his triumphant return.
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2034 - Teen Titans II: Child's Play
2034 - Green Lantern III: Brother's Keeper
2035 - Titans: Graduation Day
2035 - Hawkgirl and Hawkman: Endless Flight
2036 - Superman III: Ascension

PHASE 5 - BRIDGE
Phase 5 is the exact middle of the DCU story and acts as the bridge between the two halves of the story; the first being the burgeoning superhero community and the second being the escalation of threats against the world and universe.
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2036 - Titans II: Deathtrap
2036 - Batman III: Knightfall
2037 - Flash III: Flashpoint
2037 - Aquaman II: The Deluge
2037 - Nightwing: Black Mirror

PHASE 6 - COUNTDOWN TO APOCALYPSE
Phase 6 illustrates the events that precipitated and eventually culminated with Darkseid's arrival on Earth.
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2038 - Supergirl: Crucible
2038 - Shazam: First Thunder
2039 - Teen Titans III: Sins of Youth
2039 - Titans III: Prime of Life
2039 - Justice League III: Darkseid War

PHASE 7 - AGGRESSIVE EXPANSION
Phase 7 is about how the Darkseid War prompted the Justice League and the world as a whole to find all the heroes it can to combat potential future threats, leading to the formation of the Justice League Dark, Justice Society of America, and Suicide Squad.
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2040 - Aquaman III: Thicker Than Water
2040 - Justice League Dark: Witching Hour
2041 - Static Shock: Showtime
2041 - Justice Society: Whole New World
2042 - Suicide Squad vs. The Outlaws

PHASE 8 - A NEW ERA
PHASE 9 - DC UNLIMITED
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